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Last year I was grabbing a quick bite at the MGM's little food court before we went out to play table games all night (I had been drinking in the sports and racebook all day and didn't wanna take time to sit and eat anywhere long but knew I needed some grub)...anyway me and my buddy are standing there and these two broads come walking up to McDonalds dressed like hot shit. High heels, short skirts, young, hair done up...10's. And I was sober enough to know they really were 10's, not just drunken 10's. We're thinking "holy shit, these girls are getting McDonalds before they go to Hakassan"...Bet your cock taste like jelloabout it a bit, check them out as does every guy in the place...they eye us up and down a couple times because we're halfway attractive younger guys and we think to ourselves "nope, even though they looked at us we know we have no chance". We get our food and go about our way, telling our other two buddies about the two hotties about to go clubbing we just saw and how they should have been there just to marvel at them. An hour later we're walking through the Monte Carlo towards the tables and we see these two broads sitting at a couple slot machines facing out toward the walking area. Me and my buddy are like "holy shit we just saw them at McDonalds an hour ago!" One of them eye-fucks the shit out of me to the point where my other buddies all said something after we passed asking if I noticed. The tables are full so we turn around and go to walk back out and we see these two flirting and chatting with two middle-aged guys clearly trying to act like they have money. That's when it hit us they were hookers (albeit damn good looking ones). I immediately remembered that I was just an average joe in Vegas and not some hot young stud that every 10 wants. Luckily I wasn't alone that night. That's my best one and it's not even that great when told on a forum. But it was funny at the time, because they looked like affluent young non-hooker hot sluts getting ready to go out and party in a Vegas club, and it turned out they were just hookers that were probably gonna deny anal to any customers they had about 5-6 hours later when that McChicken started retaliating against their digestive system... Luckily I'm smart enough to know I can blow through plenty of money in other ways.

Of course no sooner did I call Romo a schmuck than he goes down for probably the whole freaking season. Sorry, Tony.

No I know how to identify winning QB's and losing QB's.

Neither. Both have schmucks at QB that will choke come playoff time.

Love the NBA, definitely one of my favorite sports. Way better than college too. The West will be awesome again as usual. And the East will just be the Cavs and all the chasers. Bulls will be tough, but the rest are a joke. TNT Western Conference late-night games are must-watch television for me each week. I've got futures on Hawks and Heat over, Lakers and Hornets under.

The extra bye week would be the only bad thing as a fantasy football participant...it's hard enough to plan a roster with one bye per season! But you have to give these guys an extra bye if you add another game, imo.

I don't hate any of those ideas...

Anybody heard from that schmuck? Let's get him out of retirement and the diaper room and over here...

Former RX'er, I think...he's running the opposite of me!

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I had them -6.5 in a bunch of teasers, -12 regular line, and -19 in a pleaser. They were up 23-3 in the 4th quarter against a historically bad Wake team and they win by 6. By far my worst loss of the day.

Good luck, I don't have anywhere close to that much on the Giants but I'm riding along too. Do or die game.

Fat cocktail servers.

The loud un-showered guy with the curly hair in the front row of the sportsbook or off to the side by the closed ticket-writer stations sweating and being a general douchebag because he has $5 or $10 on the game.

Helen Keller's eye test > Tripp's.

Winston is still the best quarterback in the country, just like he was last year and was going into this year. His skills haven't declined just because ESPN and the nation went on a witch hunt. He's still undefeated and has amazing arm strength, accuracy, and anticipation. I don't believe he will win the Heisman because of his off-field troubles, but that's it. Tripp acts like 300 yards and 4 touchdowns is no big deal. What a fucking goofball.

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What the hell am I missing on this game? I love ASU. I don't care about some freaking rain. Washington was a dumpster fire in their first game this season vs Hawaii without QB Miles. I know they've had lots of time to adjust, improve, and get reps to the backups, but aside from the UCLA game ASU has looked solid to me. Maybe Peterson is bringing out all the tricks in his bag to get creative offensively tonight, but I still don't think it's enough. ASU by 17.

I think Edward is about the only honest tout I've ever seen (never gotten his service though) as it does seem he's transparent in what he does, but I don't understand why *anybody* would go with him at this point. Yes, he changed the market, and in fact damn near destroyed it for the rest of us, but the books have adjusted. He is now a history lesson, imo.

Was he a previous poster at all? I assumed he was by the way he stepped right in to the forum world, but the way he left makes me think he actually wasn't. Way too soft-skinned...

I'm just trying not to get dead last in that thing. Been an awful year for me in terms of picking my favorite "contest" plays.

I'll take USC first half. Been burned too many times now on their lack of depth catching up in the second half

There's literally no chance in the world I would trust any of you to split the money with me if we went in together on a powerball ticket