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GreenDoberman

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  1. That video is 8 minutes and 11 seconds of an as accurate portrayal of hitting rock bottom as you will ever see. I ended up watching army of the dead and going to bed like most old folks do. going to get high later and maybe my dick will get hard and i will open up the wallet for an aspiring community college single mom dropout.
  2. It's this kind of astounding advice that keeps me coming back to the gambling forum dot com.
  3. might just wait til 2am and see if there are any bargains in the boulder highway area. the sketchier parts of town often provide the best value. that or the russian girl on fremont in the leather leggings. she gave me her number and said to call her for a good time. not sure what she meant at the time.
  4. locanto looks just as weak as the alligator i was hoping that onlyfans girl who made it to pornhub in the complex would tweet me back. she used to be a customer of mine. but no dice.
  5. fuck off you shitstained tuffskins wearing dementia suffering pill popping drunk old man. thanks.
  6. nobody gets laid at the gambling dot forum. price is not a priority or an object. that ship sailed long ago. i checked escortalligator but all the girls were hideous. may call my massage therapist and see if she will swing by later. she will probably be happy to at least jack me off by the pool if i can contribute some rent money. if not there is a cat lady in a condo down the hall that said shed pity fuck me if i was lonely.
  7. It's been a while since I have done so but I am interested in getting high tonight and having some nice female companionship. I will probably even shave my balls if she is hot. What are the go-to sites these days for a little gfe?
  8. Shitforbrains says he has comped rooms, a week later the brand new virgin hotel is up for sale amidst horrific opening business. Guy has the anti-midas touch on lockdown
  9. Brooks was original opener from last year, rescheduled. Illenium is big-name in the EDM set. Also playing Life is Beautiful later in year and, I assume, EDC as well. Doubt he sells out over two nights, tickets were relatively cheap, but then everything about EDM music always surprises me in it's popularity.
  10. The first concert at Allegiant Stadium is actually Illenium in early July, two nights. The second is Garth Brooks a week later. The washed up hair-metal rockers are at best bronze medalists. Most people who aren't drunken pill-popping senile serial pants-shitters would know this if they didn't have their head up their ass. Cheers.
  11. Sounds good and congrats. Best of luck to you. Hope you stay sober for her. Are you guys registered yet?
  12. lol 6 figures at nascar. my god do the tales ever end. ok clay.
  13. tash put on a 25 minute concert to industry insiders at the backstage portion on fremont street and blew everyone away. industry insiders were clamoring to get a bigger piece of her but she seems very diy/hippie-ish. myself and my bartending friends tatiana and sasha retired to oak and ivy for two for one mules and met up with a british guys who managed tyson furys friend or cousin or something and was trying to sign tash and we kind of laughed at him and then these four aussies showed up including my plumbing friend marcus who we laughingly call teddy kgb even though he has never shit his pants except that time he was on penicillin at the crown and anchor but not really in a fishhead type of way where it smeels kinda gross and they said that they were the sound tech guys and they were traveling with tash and evie irie and amy shark and glass animals, are they even australian. but eventually the guy talked about boxing and the bartender played notion, which is one of tash's kickass songs, and he said he knew a mutual firend who happened to be ricky hatton then of course the conversation turned to the champions league game yesterday and we all got a bit sad as most were city til we die myself included. at that point i had to go because jessica was delivering my sprouts to my new condo which is cool and has a nice pool. but again i digress.
  14. glaad you had a good time merkin. the el cortez was still buzzing about your visit this afternoon. they had to limit the celery stalks in the bloody marys because the cuban bartender at ikes said some guy from minnesota kept ordering them as garnish and said they were plus even and negative calories. fucking legend mate fooking legend.
  15. I had like 8 free tickets to see Tash Sultana at the surprise Backstage Billiards Bar and Grill show tonight, private only and would have been more than willing to give them to Kinger and his friends, well moaybe not the fat girl, if he had acknowledged me and given a TGF houtout but I wil have to nap and maybe eat the tickets or give them to the likes of a Mikeman, hope they dont have .97 cnets in thier checking account balance and the last time I saw Tash was at California Roots in 2018 and I love her Aussie accent plus there is this aborigine girl that I work with who is big into her and accidentally introduced me to her that and FIA maybe 17 or 18 and I really think Kinger and his plump firend is missing out but I guess they will be happy listening to Selenaat the fremont street experience. like my friend will farnaby always said sawadiddy.
  16. He had a duffel bag of money and kept shouting "Money Team" and "The Best Ever". Dykstra Phillies jersey and Suns hat. Yes his woman was white and she was very plump. There was another very attractive semi-Mexican girl in the party but after looking at her bottom half she had an ample posterior as well. He did tell the Cuban bartender to keep the change on two shots of Jameson that were $16, 8 apiece after oferring a twenty so yes 25% He did say something about Hoffer taking his spot on TGF. I thought it was Taffer at first and was thinking bar rescue as they had been around the downtown area but then realized it was Hoffa not hoffer. Sounded a bit displeases but then him and his party of porkers were talking about micheladas and Taco Tuesday even though it was curiously Wednesday. Admittedly I had a bit of a buzz on as Sunday is brunch day and everywhere downtown is 15 buck all you can drink mimosas bloodymarys or wells and I wasn't all that pleased that Calvin, yes he's as stereotypical as his name, but is my favorite bartender at Ike's bar wasn't working and it was the sleazy old cuban guy (mikeman can probably attest), then instead of the cute young impressionistic waitress it was the older asian lady with a limp who kept yelling at the lakers, have no idea the score. But I tried to say hi and he brushed me off instead preferring his plumper white friend who was not all that attractive.
  17. He was watching the sun's Lakers game at the bar and his chick was really fat, but cute. He kept saying our boy fish was going to hook us up after Nascar and he had a strange looking goatee And his friends were ignoring him in an he's special kind of way. They were drinking Jameson shits and he was a 25% tipper.
  18. He was with a really fat chick and he kept asking the Cuban bartender about Mike man. He has the same hat on he had on his videos a phoenix suns hat and he kept trying to get the girl to go to the pool. Then like six guys and girls came up and they were like we are getting a round of trulys. He had on a Kenny dykstra jersey and said they were going to check out the circa. This was at Ike's bar at the El Cortez .
  19. All good, it was troublesome getting through the throng of models surrounding you so I passed on it in fear of being blown off. Once I left the land of delusia I realized hey a lo me Ely guy might want a friendly face and doubled back. Only to be met by a wall of supermodels clamoring to get a piece of the potted meat guy. It will be a long restless night at casa de doberman. I might even go to Shawn Patrick's in southern Highlands to shit my pants. C'est la vie.
  20. I would say hello to all but one here, save the ultimate scum of humanity. I don't agree with everything Merlin says but doubt he gives a shit and has a laissez faire attitude. If nothing else, respect him for that
  21. Hopefully one of the cars goes off the track and hits you, you waste of oxygen.
  22. Sounds like a good time mike. Hope you enjoy. Lots of good bars and restaurants within walking distance of the Cortez. Spent some time at Cortez and circa yesterday, got drunk won money. So was a good day. Think I saw you but wouldn't embarrass you by calling you out. The bitter beer face is pretty recognizable. Again enjoy our fine city.
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