Dark Raver Camper Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 I was a huge rap fan, and still like the old stuff. All this time I thought Shock G and Humpty Hump were two different people. Yes I know they look alike.WTF. Christ, they are on the same song here. Why would I think it is the same flipping guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fbHOAbOcNI&list=RD7fbHOAbOcNI Also, RIP to half of Heltah Skeltah, Ruck, whose name was Sean Price. He passed away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu0Aly8BB30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 RIP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu0Aly8BB30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Tupac started off by being there roadie and back-up dancer. I always found that amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Tupac started off by being there roadie and back-up dancer. I always found that amusing. Yes, I knew about that. I find the older live performances, like on shows, were amusing with the skinny ass tupac doing the humpty dance in sequence with another background dancer. I saw them live in concert with ice t, prob in 1990, and I didn't even realize humpty was the same person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjt Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Yes, I knew about that. I find the older live performances, like on shows, were amusing with the skinny ass tupac doing the humpty dance in sequence with another background dancer. I saw them live in concert with ice t, prob in 1990, and I didn't even realize humpty was the same person.Who the hell did you think was performing? Shock G says 80 times in "Humpty Dance" that he's Humpty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Squeak used to sport the Kris Kross pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Who the hell did you think was performing? Shock G says 80 times in "Humpty Dance" that he's Humpty.Really? Wow I must have missed it! Hmmm. Can ya lend me a hand and point out 1of the 80 fucking times he says it? The Humpty Dance" [Verse 1: Humpty Hump (Shock G)]All right!Stop whatcha doin''cause I'm about to ruinthe image and the style that ya used to.I look funny,but yo I'm makin' money, seeso yo world I hope you're ready for me.Now gather roundI'm the new fool in townand my sound's laid down by the Underground.I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelfso just let me introduce myselfMy name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.And all the rappers in the top ten-please allow me to bump thee.I'm steppin' tall, y'all,and just like Humpty Dumptyyou're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky,I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mackbut sometimes I get ridiculousI'll eat up all your crackers and your licoricehey yo fat girl, c'mere-are ya ticklish?Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinnyIt never stopped me from gettin' busyI'm a freak I like the girls with the boomI once got busy in a Burger King bathroomI'm crazy.Allow me to amaze thee.They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.I'm still gettin' in the girls' pantsand I even got my own dance [Chorus:]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the humpDo the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty HumpDo the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty HumpDo ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty HumpDo the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [Verse 2:]People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare mebut ya can't get near meI give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,all the girls they adore meOh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamedBig like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paidI get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,both how I'm livin' and my nose is largeI get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptidI sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuitsAlso told ya that I like to biteWell, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance. [Chorus] [breakdown:]Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'allLet me hear a little bit of that bass groove right hereOh, yeah!Now that I told ya a little bit about myselflet me tell ya a little bit about this danceIt's real easy to do--check it out [Verse 3:]First I limp to the side like my leg was brokenShakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'Crazy wack funkyPeople say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, HumptyThat's all right 'cause my body's in motionIt's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsionAnyone can play this gameThis is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my nameNo two people will do it the sameYa got it down when ya appear to be in painHumpin', funkin', jumpin',jig around, shakin' ya rump,and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stumptell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. [Chorus] Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty HumpWhite people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty HumpPuerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the humpSamoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let's get stoopid! [Chorus] Oh, yeah, come on and break it down [Outro:]Once again, the Underground is in the houseI'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,and to the ladies,peace and humptiness forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 There isn't one time in the song lyrics which infer it is the same guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Listen, I know there are murders, crimes, accidents, and bad stuff out there. No one should really give a fuck that I thought humpty hump was another person. I felt the need to point this out here. I can't be the only one who thought this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangover Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Nice heltah skeltah almost forgot about them. Used to be fan of that whole bootcamp click group back in the day. Had that real sound kind of like mobb deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Nice heltah skeltah almost forgot about them. Used to be fan of that whole bootcamp click group back in the day. Had that real sound kind of like mobb deep.Yeah, so was I. First got into Black Moon. Out of the entire click, I loved OGC. Their first album was nuts. I also liked the other guy in Heltah Skeltah. His voice was the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Shock G (Humpty) portrayed a clown on stage but was a very talented musician, Classical training in piano. Highly influenced by one of my faves George Clinton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjt Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Really? Wow I must have missed it! Hmmm. Can ya lend me a hand and point out 1of the 80 fucking times he says it? The Humpty Dance" [Verse 1: Humpty Hump (Shock G)]All right!Stop whatcha doin''cause I'm about to ruinthe image and the style that ya used to.I look funny,but yo I'm makin' money, seeso yo world I hope you're ready for me.Now gather roundI'm the new fool in townand my sound's laid down by the Underground.I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelfso just let me introduce myselfMy name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.And all the rappers in the top ten-please allow me to bump thee.I'm steppin' tall, y'all,and just like Humpty Dumptyyou're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky,I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mackbut sometimes I get ridiculousI'll eat up all your crackers and your licoricehey yo fat girl, c'mere-are ya ticklish?Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinnyIt never stopped me from gettin' busyI'm a freak I like the girls with the boomI once got busy in a Burger King bathroomI'm crazy.Allow me to amaze thee.They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.I'm still gettin' in the girls' pantsand I even got my own dance [Chorus:]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the humpDo the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty HumpDo the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty HumpDo ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty HumpDo the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [Verse 2:]People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare mebut ya can't get near meI give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,all the girls they adore meOh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamedBig like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paidI get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,both how I'm livin' and my nose is largeI get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptidI sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuitsAlso told ya that I like to biteWell, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance. [Chorus] [breakdown:]Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'allLet me hear a little bit of that bass groove right hereOh, yeah!Now that I told ya a little bit about myselflet me tell ya a little bit about this danceIt's real easy to do--check it out [Verse 3:]First I limp to the side like my leg was brokenShakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'Crazy wack funkyPeople say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, HumptyThat's all right 'cause my body's in motionIt's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsionAnyone can play this gameThis is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my nameNo two people will do it the sameYa got it down when ya appear to be in painHumpin', funkin', jumpin',jig around, shakin' ya rump,and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stumptell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. [Chorus] Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty HumpWhite people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty HumpPuerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the humpSamoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let's get stoopid! [Chorus] Oh, yeah, come on and break it down [Outro:]Once again, the Underground is in the houseI'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,and to the ladies,peace and humptiness forever My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance. This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name Is that enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 RJT getting buried here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjt Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 RJT getting buried here. lol This guy needed 25 years to figure out Shock G is Humpty Hump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Tupac started off by being there roadie and back-up dancer. I always found that amusing.African American did what he had to do to get paid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 lol This guy needed 25 years to figure out Shock G is Humpty Hump It it is funny, since I feel the same as when I found out santa clause wasn't real. You didn't point out though, where you said it was obvious. Maybe I should have known, since quite often singers sing the same song in different fucking voices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance. This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name Is that enough?Are you done did retarded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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