OT..Digital Underground

[Dark Raver Camper]

I was a huge rap fan, and still like the old stuff. All this time I thought Shock G and Humpty Hump were two different people. Yes I know they look alike.

WTF. Christ, they are on the same song here. Why would I think it is the same flipping guy?

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fbHOAbOcNI&list=RD7fbHOAbOcNI

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, RIP to half of Heltah Skeltah, Ruck, whose name was Sean Price. He passed away.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu0Aly8BB30

 

 

 

 

[Dark Raver Camper]

RIP

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu0Aly8BB30

[KingRevolver]

Tupac started off by being there roadie and back-up dancer.  I always found that amusing. 

[Dark Raver Camper]

Tupac started off by being there roadie and back-up dancer.  I always found that amusing. 

Yes, I knew about that. I find the older live performances, like on shows, were amusing with the skinny ass tupac doing the humpty dance in sequence with another background dancer.

 

I saw them live in concert with ice t, prob in 1990, and I didn't even realize humpty was the same person.

[rjt]

Yes, I knew about that. I find the older live performances, like on shows, were amusing with the skinny ass tupac doing the humpty dance in sequence with another background dancer.

 

I saw them live in concert with ice t, prob in 1990, and I didn't even realize humpty was the same person.

Who the hell did you think was performing?  Shock G says 80 times in "Humpty Dance" that he's Humpty.

[KingRevolver]

Squeak used to sport the Kris Kross pants.

[Dark Raver Camper]

Who the hell did you think was performing?  Shock G says 80 times in "Humpty Dance" that he's Humpty.

Really? Wow I must have missed it! Hmmm. Can ya lend me a hand and point out 1of the 80 fucking times he says it?

 

The Humpty Dance"

 

[Verse 1: Humpty Hump (Shock G)]

All right!

Stop whatcha doin'

'cause I'm about to ruin

the image and the style that ya used to.

I look funny,

but yo I'm makin' money, see

so yo world I hope you're ready for me.

Now gather round

I'm the new fool in town

and my sound's laid down by the Underground.

I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf

so just let me introduce myself

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.

Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.

And all the rappers in the top ten-please allow me to bump thee.

I'm steppin' tall, y'all,

and just like Humpty Dumpty

you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.

I like to rhyme, 

I like my beats funky,

I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack

but sometimes I get ridiculous

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

hey yo fat girl, c'mere-are ya ticklish?

Yeah, I called ya fat. 

Look at me, I'm skinny

It never stopped me from gettin' busy

I'm a freak 

I like the girls with the boom

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

I'm crazy.

Allow me to amaze thee.

They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.

I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants

and I even got my own dance

 

[Chorus:]

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump

Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

 

[Verse 2:]

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"

that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'

Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me

but ya can't get near me

I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,

all the girls they adore me

Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere

'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. 

My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed

Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid

I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,

both how I'm livin' and my nose is large

I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,

I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid

I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,

I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

Also told ya that I like to bite

Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.

All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance 

and now I'm gonna do my dance.

 

[Chorus]

 

[breakdown:]

Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all

Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here

Oh, yeah!

Now that I told ya a little bit about myself

let me tell ya a little bit about this dance

It's real easy to do--check it out

 

[Verse 3:]

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'

Crazy wack funky

People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty

That's all right 'cause my body's in motion

It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

Anyone can play this game

This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name

No two people will do it the same

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

Humpin', funkin', jumpin',

jig around, shakin' ya rump,

and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump

tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.

 

[Chorus]

 

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump

Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

 

Let's get stoopid!

 

[Chorus]

 

Oh, yeah, come on and break it down

 

[Outro:]

Once again, the Underground is in the house

I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,

keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,

and to the ladies,

peace and humptiness forever

[Dark Raver Camper]

There isn't one time in the song lyrics which infer it is the same guy. 

[Dark Raver Camper]

Listen, I know there are murders, crimes, accidents, and bad stuff out there. No one should really give a fuck that I thought humpty hump was another person. I felt the need to point this out here. I can't be the only one who thought this.

[Hangover]

Nice heltah skeltah almost forgot about them. Used to be fan of that whole bootcamp click group back in the day. Had that real sound kind of like mobb deep.

[Dark Raver Camper]

Nice heltah skeltah almost forgot about them. Used to be fan of that whole bootcamp click group back in the day. Had that real sound kind of like mobb deep.

Yeah, so was I. First got into Black Moon. Out of the entire click, I loved OGC. Their first album was nuts. I also liked the other guy in Heltah Skeltah. His voice was the best.

[The Dark Man]

Shock G (Humpty) portrayed a clown on stage but was a very talented musician, Classical training in piano.

 

Highly influenced by one of my faves George Clinton.

[rjt]

 

Really? Wow I must have missed it! Hmmm. Can ya lend me a hand and point out 1of the 80 fucking times he says it?

 

The Humpty Dance"

 

[Verse 1: Humpty Hump (Shock G)]

All right!

Stop whatcha doin'

'cause I'm about to ruin

the image and the style that ya used to.

I look funny,

but yo I'm makin' money, see

so yo world I hope you're ready for me.

Now gather round

I'm the new fool in town

and my sound's laid down by the Underground.

I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf

so just let me introduce myself

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.

Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.

And all the rappers in the top ten-please allow me to bump thee.

I'm steppin' tall, y'all,

and just like Humpty Dumpty

you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.

I like to rhyme, 

I like my beats funky,

I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack

but sometimes I get ridiculous

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

hey yo fat girl, c'mere-are ya ticklish?

Yeah, I called ya fat. 

Look at me, I'm skinny

It never stopped me from gettin' busy

I'm a freak 

I like the girls with the boom

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

I'm crazy.

Allow me to amaze thee.

They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.

I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants

and I even got my own dance

 

[Chorus:]

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump

Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

 

[Verse 2:]

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"

that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'

Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me

but ya can't get near me

I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,

all the girls they adore me

Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere

'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. 

My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed

Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid

I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,

both how I'm livin' and my nose is large

I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,

I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid

I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,

I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

Also told ya that I like to bite

Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.

All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance 

and now I'm gonna do my dance.

 

[Chorus]

 

[breakdown:]

Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all

Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here

Oh, yeah!

Now that I told ya a little bit about myself

let me tell ya a little bit about this dance

It's real easy to do--check it out

 

[Verse 3:]

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'

Crazy wack funky

People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty

That's all right 'cause my body's in motion

It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

Anyone can play this game

This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name

No two people will do it the same

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

Humpin', funkin', jumpin',

jig around, shakin' ya rump,

and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump

tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.

 

[Chorus]

 

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump

Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

 

Let's get stoopid!

 

[Chorus]

 

Oh, yeah, come on and break it down

 

[Outro:]

Once again, the Underground is in the house

I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,

keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,

and to the ladies,

peace and humptiness forever

 

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.

 

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"

that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'

 

All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance 

and now I'm gonna do my dance.

 

This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name

 

 

Is that enough?

[KingRevolver]

RJT getting buried here.

[rjt]

RJT getting buried here.

 

 

lol

 

This guy needed 25 years to figure out Shock G is Humpty Hump 

[Smoke]

Tupac started off by being there roadie and back-up dancer. I always found that amusing.

African American did what he had to do to get paid

[Dark Raver Camper]

lol

 

This guy needed 25 years to figure out Shock G is Humpty Hump 

It it is funny, since I feel the same as when I found out santa clause wasn't real. 

 

You didn't point out though, where you said it was obvious. 

 

Maybe I should have known, since quite often singers sing the same song in different fucking voices.

[Dark Raver Camper]

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.

 

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"

that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'

 

All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance 

and now I'm gonna do my dance.

 

This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name

 

 

Is that enough?

Are you done did retarded?