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Hillary Will Kick Republican Ass

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Are you listening?

Yeah . . . You . . .

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And never forget your gadgets arent as good as mine

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And dont bet arizona state and the under, its just bad karma

Dont get me wrong. Its a very nice school, but dont attend in july. Its kind of hot.

Hee hee

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https://m.youtube.co...h?v=8lKBro5YkPs

Now we know one of us is the coyote and the other is the roadrunner, but I'm confused as to which is which . . .

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In the end, we will be judged by our works. I think we both have some improving to do.

Yeah, I'm talking to you . . .

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Im in The City of Angels right now, and I hope you find me . . .
https://m.youtube.co...h?v=lwlogyj7nFE

Kind of ironic*

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SQUIRREL: He went religious on us . . .

HOOVGOR: He's hiding behind the Bible boss . . .

SQUIRREL: This tactic will never work. According to lore, Jesus was cricified by soldiers driving stakes into his veins.

HOOVGOR: Yeah, alls we did was have him lay his arms out as our henchmen drove stakes into his veins while Angel Starr looked on. . .

SQUIRREL: This is starting to sound kind if creepy . . .

HOOVGOR: I know what you mean Pontius . . . I mean Squirrel . . .

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same way she kicked obamas ?? oh wait....

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SQUIRREL: And he keeps going on and on about this "City of Angels" crap like it has some kind of meaning . . .

HOOVGOR: Yeah, he's only lived in three cities, Las Vegas. . .

SQUIRREL: Sin City

HOOVGOR: Los Angeles . .

SQUIRREL: City of Angeles . . .

HOOVGOR: And Sacramento . . .

SQUIRREL: Sacramento? Well there goes his theory, Sacramento has no special meaning . . .

HOOVGOR: Isn't Sacramento named after the 'Sacrament?' . . .

SQUIRREL: Beep-beep!

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Sorry to be such a buzz killer.

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I want to share a little story. Back in the 80's, I start walking out the kitchen door. My mother asks me where I'm going. I reluctantly tell her "Hollywood Park." She says "You're going to the horse races on Thanksgiving? All your relatives are coming over, it's my turn to cook the meal. Can't you give gambling a break for a day? I could use some help." I shrugged her off and went to the track. Later that afternoon when I got back she meets me outside and says, "I told everyone you went to a friend's house for Thanksgiving, I was too ashamed to say the truth." By then most had already left.

Yep, the memory of that day has lived with me forever. I wish I could have that day back. Not that I suddenly changed my ways.

Despite all that has happened, I have just one request:

During the holidays you take a break from in-game betting and second-half lines to spend some time with loved ones. Maybe your neice wants you to push her on the swing set or a grandma wants to talk about good, old times.

There's a time for gambling, but this is their time because they love you.

That's all I ask. Peace brothers and sisters.

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I share with you this one story of hope:

http://tribune.com.p...ng-lahore-mass/

Love=happiness.

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Caught a bolt of lightning, cursed the day he let it go . . .

https://m.youtube.co...h?v=CgSR4ltkDCg

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I think that all of Mark's posts are in this single thread so that he has enough points to play poker



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I'm spending New Years eve in San Bernardino. My people reside in places like this. They also stay in South Central, Detroit, Michigan and Belle Glade, Florida.

Be good.

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PS, San Bernardino translated means Saint Bernard.

Kind of an oxymoron, don’t you think?

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Hope I find some party favors tonight.

Hee hee.

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I'm at a parade in Pasadena, can you find me?

Yeah you

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she may hqv a tough time defending herself about her husband when the debates come. not so sure its the lock the left thinks it is

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Politics . . . blah.

I noticed that one of the books on this site offers a "Half point for life"

A half point for life or eternal life, hmm, tough choice . . .

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what book offers 1/2 point for life?


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Why not have the best of both worlds . . .

I want a book that offers a half-point for eternal life

Hee hee

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SQUIRREL: Why he's no longer falling for our schemes . . .

HOOVGOR: He's getting away from us boss.

SQUIRREL: I know, get Tranthony . . .

(Later)

SQUIRREL: Well golden boy, what did you do to foil him?

TRANTHONY: Well boss, I made him a founding member of The Three Doors Down fanclub!

SQUIRREL: Tranthony that's brilliant . . .

HOOVGOR: Tranthony, I worship the ground you walk on . . .

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NINE OF THE BRAVEST CHILDREN IN AMERICAN HISTORY:

http://time.com/3874...ne-1957-photos/

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hee hee




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