KingRevolver Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 ...when they don't want to do the horizontal mambo. The one I heard last night was a first. "My hemorrhoids are acting up." Seriously? I swear, I think she was trying to repulse me away. I'm not sure who in their right mind would say something like that... I've heard it all now, and have struck out more than any man alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Kinger you must be the most unsmooth guy in forumville. Even Moldy gets more action than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted September 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Moldy got a lap dance for the first time about two weeks ago. He instantly fell in love and thought the stripper was genuinely into him. Before that, he had never touched a girl. I'm glad I'm doing better than at least one poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 ...when they don't want to do the horizontal mambo. The one I heard last night was a first. "My hemorrhoids are acting up." Seriously? I swear, I think she was trying to repulse me away. I'm not sure who in their right mind would say something like that... I've heard it all now, and have struck out more than any man alive. Maybe she thought you wanted to do the "Backdoor Boogie" and was warning you of the "speed bumps". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookbraker Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 ...when they don't want to do the horizontal mambo. The one I heard last night was a first. "My hemorrhoids are acting up." Seriously? I swear, I think she was trying to repulse me away. I'm not sure who in their right mind would say something like that... I've heard it all now, and have struck out more than any man alive. unless it was anal sex it's no excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Kinger, Wade and Moldy are like the 3 stooges when it comes to women :smiley-laughing001: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakshade Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 "My hemorrhoids are acting up." :smiley-laughing001: Kinger, I would have booted her ass and her hemorrhoids out the door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batemanpatrickl Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 People under the age of 65 have hemorrhoids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted September 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 The last one that really had my head shaking was the girl I took to the casino. We're up in the room and she's telling me we can't because she ate too much at the buffet. It's like women know the "I have a headache" excuse is old, they have to come up with new whoppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 maybe it's your breath? mint much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batemanpatrickl Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 No more Mr. Nice Guy Kinger. Just whip it out next time and if the female leaves, she leaves. You are coddling these hoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 i would take a peek and make sure that the hemorrhoids existed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batemanpatrickl Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Thread is making me sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeinkeToWarrick Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 I've gotten the 'I ate too much'. The worst I've ever heard is "I've got a big day tomorrow and need to get a good nights sleep" after she spent the last hour laying around surfing facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 maybe you guys have puny wieners or you are the ugly one in the relationship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batemanpatrickl Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Mike I still want to pound your ass. LITERALLY. Call me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deal With It Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Kinger you gotta quit dicking around with these chicks. Invite them over for a drink, slip in some roofies, Special K or GHB and have it your way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deal With It Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Mike I still want to pound your ass. LITERALLY. Call me. and you can't figure out why you keep getting banned at all forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Kinger, I'll get you chloroform, some rope and a blindfold Might be easier, pal.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 No more Mr. Nice Guy Kinger. Just whip it out next time and if the female leaves, she leaves. You are coddling these hoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted April 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Things are looking up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pocketrockets Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 bout time... glad you didnt make it to 40 as a virgin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted April 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 I hate going to stores. I just came back from the grocery store... MILFs everywhere. Goddamn. Drives me crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pocketrockets Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 I am a MILF hunter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Paddy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 ...when they don't want to do the horizontal mambo. The one I heard last night was a first. "My hemorrhoids are acting up." Seriously? I swear, I think she was trying to repulse me away. I'm not sure who in their right mind would say something like that... I've heard it all now, and have struck out more than any man alive.Are ;you sure that wasn't Meatman in a wig? You jam Pillsbury dough cans up your dagina, you're going to have the mothers of all hemmorrhoids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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