KingRevolver Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I'm not going to lie. When I was 14 to about age 19, I scammed the fuck out of those CD Music Clubs. You know, the Buy-One-Get-11-CDs-Free crap. I probably used like eight different names in those 5 years. Feel kinda bad about it now that I look back, but the record companies were also out of their minds back then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Sold a complete piece of shit hunk of junk computer to a Co-worker and told her that it was very high end. I put this fuking thing together for like $300 and threw a Blue Neon fan on it so it looked cool and she bought it from me for $600. I don't know if that's a scam, but it was +EV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrogFries Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I would tell you some stories how much time ya got? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Kinger trying to lure Brocks ghost into here. No way he can resist a scam thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted January 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Joey is definitely a prime suspect for my CD scam. No way he didn't do that shit, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Joey I was thinking the same. Good bait Kinger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Oh yeah I forgot about this one.... We were like 10-11 years old me and a neighbor friend, it was winter, and we decided to walk around door to door "Collecting money for the winter olympics".. Fuking old ladies were giving us $20 bills, we ended up with just over $200. The next day we went out and did it again and got like $40, and then we hit this house and the guy was like do you have any paperwork to prove that this is who you're collecting for? And we got caught off guard, freaked out, and said we would come back with the papers. We went home and played SNES. Never did it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted January 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I told you guys that I'd sell coke (crushed aspirin) to teenagers, right? These fucks would go around school thinking they were high. That was a good one... very immature of me, though. I was a stupid kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I've been getting paid here to do what you all do for free Winning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Yanks im getting a custom engraved Skull on my AR15 lower. Badass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I've sold a ton of Sheetrock to crack heads. And caffeine powder as Coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downsouth Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Oh yeah I forgot about this one.... We were like 10-11 years old me and a neighbor friend, it was winter, and we decided to walk around door to door "Collecting money for the winter olympics".. Fuking old ladies were giving us $20 bills, we ended up with just over $200. The next day we went out and did it again and got like $40, and then we hit this house and the guy was like do you have any paperwork to prove that this is who you're collecting for? And we got caught off guard, freaked out, and said we would come back with the papers. We went home and played SNES. Never did it again. Always funny when you look back at being a kid and how easily you got freaked out when you were doing something stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted January 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I've sold a ton of Sheetrock to crack heads. And caffeine powder as Coke LOL Drywall? Damn. That's rough. Caffeine Powder is a great idea. Too bad I didn't have that at my disposal in those days. Those kids would've been really hopped up and thinking they were buying great shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted January 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Always funny when you look back at being a kid and how easily you got freaked out when you were doing something stupid. So true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 LOL Drywall? Damn. That's rough. Caffeine Powder is a great idea. Too bad I didn't have that at my disposal in those days. Those kids would've been really hopped up and thinking they were buying great shit.Used to be able to go get it at gnc for 30 bucks. Crush up a little aspirin in it so it was a little rocky. And it would burn a little. Guys would still get that jittery feeling. Told them it was good shit and they would feen for it. Then gnc changed it to a brown powder. Also used to cut the Coke with it too. Had a guy in his 50s that would buy it from me every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted January 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 You guys remember Pogs? You were supposed to play using a Slammer, but I convinced neighborhood kids to play with poker cards. We'd play high card wins... and I'd do a shuffle trick here and there to wind up ahead. I'd then sell them back their Pogs. Man, I was a mini Brock Landers back in those days, now that I think about it. JFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bear Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I've been getting paid here to do what you all do for free how much does boat pay your punk ass? Winning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 You guys remember Pogs? You were supposed to play using a Slammer, but I convinced neighborhood kids to play with poker cards. We'd play high card wins... and I'd do a shuffle trick here and there to wind up ahead. I'd then sell them back their Pogs. Man, I was a mini Brock Landers back in those days, now that I think about it. JFC I have a pog collection of over 17,000 custom pogs. Each individually indexed and tabulated. The collection started over 17 years ago when I was in 6th grade and grew rapidly as my Golden Jesus Slammer crushed kykes on impact. There were many times that I seized fellow classmate’s entire collection of pogs because of the devastating aftermath left by my Golden Jesus Slammer. It was a one of a kind piece that my father forged out of lead in the basement. Once I was of the appropriate age to handle pogs, he gifted me the Golden Jesus Slammer. Since I have so many years of pogging experience I have learned to give back to others with advice on gameplay, collecting, trivia, and many other topics. When I entered my first pogging tournament back in 1996 I received a standing ovation when my Golden Jesus Slammer flipped a stack of 43 pogs, which at the time was the standing world record for pogging. Let me just say I was the best. At that time there were no other competitors even close to my caliber of skill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I've been getting paid here to do what you all do for free how much does boat pay your punk ass? WinningI pay myself. I own 33% Bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 You guys remember Pogs? You were supposed to play using a Slammer, but I convinced neighborhood kids to play with poker cards. We'd play high card wins... and I'd do a shuffle trick here and there to wind up ahead. I'd then sell them back their Pogs. Man, I was a mini Brock Landers back in those days, now that I think about it. JFCYou're an asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted January 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Smoke definitely got fucked playing Pogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Smokey still getting fucked playing pogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I'm not going to lie. When I was 14 to about age 19, I scammed the fuck out of those CD Music Clubs. You know, the Buy-One-Get-11-CDs-Free crap. I probably used like eight different names in those 5 years. Feel kinda bad about it now that I look back, but the record companies were also out of their minds back then...i did one better... living in an apartment i ordered a batch with fake name and different apt #... then kept checking mail (packages were stupidly left in common area if they didn't fit in box) and grabbed the 10 cd's. could've probably done that 20 times, but like you said as a kid i thought i would get caught. and felt guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sports j Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Pretended to be broke so my girlfriend would give me money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeinkeToWarrick Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 In college I worked at a gym that charged way too much for memberships and had a low-life general manager getting huge commission checks for sign-ups. They charged like $6 for Naked Juice. Me and my buddy ran the place at night and would talk to the Naked Juice rep when he'd come in late Tuesday nights or whatever to restock our cooler, and we asked him if we get a refund or how it works if they expire and we can't sell them anymore. They have like a month shelf-life. Naked Juice rep said they wouldn't take them back. We knew the gym wouldn't sell them if they were expired and the manager would just throw them away rather than let somebody get a product for free. So each night our last "self-assigned" job after the register and locking doors, etc. we'd take the ones that had been in there the longest and put them at the back of the cooler so that at least a couple would be "expired" every time we worked and we therefore couldn't sell them because it was against health code. So long as we didn't sell like 10 of any particular flavor in a week's time when it would get fully restocked by the rep, we had Naked Juice for free. Usually worked like 4 nights a week and we each had two of them; one for the shift to enjoy, and one to take home for the next day. It was fantastic and I still kind of crave them when I walk by them in a store but I can't bring myself to pay $4 for one after I had them for free for so long. Fuck that gym. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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