KingRevolver Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Shit I hate: Blackjack table... some dickhead sits down when the shoe is almost done. Craps table... morons start harassing you when you play the Don't Pass. Sportsbook... a drunk gets mad because you're on the opposite play of his and he starts to loudly root for his play just to try to get under your skin. I also hate when I let people borrow my cell phone and they give it back with their dry ear sweat all over the screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 People that play Paigow poker and need dealer help every hand. I like seeing their cards before I make a decision but it's still irritating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeinkeToWarrick Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 The loud un-showered guy with the curly hair in the front row of the sportsbook or off to the side by the closed ticket-writer stations sweating and being a general douchebag because he has $5 or $10 on the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeinkeToWarrick Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Fat cocktail servers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted October 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 LOL. I once saw a "VIP" cocktail server that was about 60 years old. I'm not trying to be a dick, but really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
po69 Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Kinger, you cant blame people for joining the shoe late, that is what you SUPPOSED to do! You sit back and count the cards for 5-10 minutes then you join if the count looks good. You cant be mad when people are playing smart. Also, they might just cause you to win the next 4 hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronald Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Shit I hate: Blackjack table... some dickhead sits down when the shoe is almost done. Craps table... morons start harassing you when you play the Don't Pass. Sportsbook... a drunk gets mad because you're on the opposite play of his and he starts to loudly root for his play just to try to get under your skin. I also hate when I let people borrow my cell phone and they give it back with their dry ear sweat all over the screen. Why does this bother you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronald Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 The loud un-showered guy with the curly hair in the front row of the sportsbook or off to the side by the closed ticket-writer stations sweating and being a general douchebag because he has $5 or $10 on the game. Leave JakePeavy out of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryRunSome Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Some ASSHOLE breathing over your shoulder, watching your every move, when you're playing 200 a pop hands of BJ. The main reason why I like casinos with high stakes rooms. I don't like mingling with the RIFF-RAFF when playing table games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted October 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Why does this bother you? It's just a quirk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 When some fat slob with 8 chins who doesn't use deodorant and smells like ass and fast food sits down at the poker table and tries to sell everyone elvis card protectors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Diabler Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 When some fat slob with 8 chins who doesn't use deodorant and smells like ass and fast food sits down at the poker table and tries to sell everyone elvis card protectors. Was he wearing lipstick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Diabler Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Why does this bother you? I always thought it was bad form to sit down in the middle of a deck or shoe if someone was playing heads up and on a heater. I always tell them I will wait for the end of the deck/shoe. Leave it up to the player to decide if he wants me to jump in or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Employees yaking within ear shot of me when playing video poker. Individuals who are in front of me in line at ticket window and still deciding on their plays, taking forever. Smokers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagiant Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Carry wet wipes with you at all times to clean....sanitize...your cell phone...or anything else. When the RIO first opened, they had the most stunning cocktail waitress I've ever seen. She had outstanding legs and a great body. I think she was Puerto Rican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Employees yaking within ear shot of me when playing video poker. Individuals who are in front of me in line at ticket window and still deciding on their plays, taking forever. Smokers the people taking forever are irritating everywhere. so often i'll be standing in a line somewhere, and then without fail the person in front of me gets to the front of the line and either still doesn't know what they want, or doesn't have their money/credit card out. you had 5 freaking minutes to get money out and figure out what you wanted!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
po69 Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 When some fat slob with 8 chins who doesn't use deodorant and smells like ass and fast food sits down at the poker table and tries to sell everyone elvis card protectors. I always hate it when some 49er fan or San Francisco Giants fan sits down at the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChrisHarvard Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Is heavy cursing acceptable at the craps table? They always threaten to remove me, I do not get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripp Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 The one thing i can think of that bothers me at casinos are the people that sit down and tell others how they should/should not play a certain game and get angry when the person doesnt listen. It's one thing to give helpful advice on statistics and what gives you the better odds of winning, but cant stand when guys get pissed the person doesnt listen saying it throws off the whole hand and they would have won their hand if the other guy played "properly" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxman Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Somebody who buys into the table with a thousand in 20s, 10s and 5s. Some dude that buys in and has a posse of 5 knuckleheads behind him cheering on his $25 bet - chest bumping each other on each win. People coming to the tables from slots with the player's club card necklace. Who doesn't want to strangle them, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChrisHarvard Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 The one thing i can think of that bothers me at casinos are the people that sit down and tell others how they should/should not play a certain game and get angry when the person doesnt listen. It's one thing to give helpful advice on statistics and what gives you the better odds of winning, but cant stand when guys get pissed the person doesnt listen saying it throws off the whole hand and they would have won their hand if the other guy played "properly" Back when I played cards old timers at the el cortez (before it got all fancy) used to talk so much shit. They tried to dictate my plays so we could make the dealer bust, ect. Stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. NBA Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 People that play over their head and make it miserable on everyone around them. I go to a casino to drink and have a good time and lose myself in the atmosphere for days on end......not listen to some dikwad bitch about losing his last 100 bucks to his name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChrisHarvard Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 MR NBA what do you generally tip the cocktail server per cold one if she is quick and hot? Don't lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. NBA Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 I don't even care about hot TBH. Quick and friendly......my normal tip is 5 bucks. I have tipped less and I have tipped more. The whole winning and getting drunk thing tends to lead to higher quality tips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChrisHarvard Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 MR NBA gets it. I always ask for "light ice" which I hope is a *hint hint* for them that I am a hardcore degen that needs stiff drinks and action... it usually works out. For me it's all about speed and how stiff the drink is, although I know that's not really her job to advocate for me most of these servers have good relations with the bartenders. Usually if you look out for them they will look out for you. Unless of course, you're anywhere besides the great state of Nevada. At New Orleans Harrahs they have a machine selection and you must pay for your liquor unless it's well shit. Sick! and crazy. People love New Orleans and other than the gulf, the music, the girls, the drugs, the wild ass parties...I just don't get it. I have to pay for a bourbon to play slots? Fuck that noise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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