KingRevolver Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Remember that broad who made me basically paint part of her place and then booted me out right after? My birthday is tomorrow and she gave me this today: http://i61.tinypic.com/zvws51.jpg She knows I love Scotch and cigars. She then said for tomorrow, "... I'll have a special gift for you. Wink,wink!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
August West Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Make sure you paint her lower back tomorrow night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yisman Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 that is pretty sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 It's obvious she wants to Monica Lewinsky those cigars for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 i wonder how scotch is for a hangover looks pretty dark it might be dangerous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 if you rearrange the letters in that scotch you get RUB PENYS so you might be in luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 unless she's telling you that you have to rub your own penis lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. NBA Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 looks expensive:cigar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERMAN 23 Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 It's a trap Kinger, She wants you to paint the rest of her apartment for the holidays.:yay2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StayGolden Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Is this like the Big Daddy Valentines Day thing I just read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChrisHarvard Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Mike is a regular sherlock fuckin holmes. He sees trends and patterns. A must for successful bettors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrigley Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Maybe you will get some from her on your birthday kinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fecal Tornado Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fecal Tornado Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Have a Happy Birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Kinger, you're no Casanova. You'll be banging your right hand tomorrow. Drunk, with your own prick in your hand is what's happening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Congrats Kinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted November 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Thanks, fellas. if you rearrange the letters in that scotch you get RUB PENYS Only you would see that, Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yisman Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 unless she's telling you that you have to rub your own penis lol no, it means kinger should rub pennies on his dome for good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoer45 Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Happy Birthday Kinger !!!! Hope she at least gives you a good BJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fecal Tornado Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 no more hans solo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDaddy Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 get a hooker man fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Kinger is gonna get it in. :clap2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBill365 Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 well if it dont workout with her check out POF you should be able to find yourself a women on there or atleast a date once in a while.Maybe get into the gym and start pumping iron it will boost your confidents by %500 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Be honest, Kinger....... What would you set the odds now for you getting laid tomorrow? Yes/No line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickadee Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Make sure to double wrap and flush it kinger this board is up to something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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