KingRevolver Posted November 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Yes -150 No +130 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hels Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I just hope KR doesn't go clam diving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickadee Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Kinger remember to only offer seats with cushions that night you don't want another hemorrhoid cockblocking you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Yes -150 No +130 Wrong side favored. I'd take NO :smiley-laughing001: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 So your a favourite to get laid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Make sure to double wrap and flush it kinger this board is up to something Good point. She may be pregnant already, give Kinger some action tomorrow and show him pregnancy test in a few weeks. Hit good ol Kinger for some cash for abortion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brayden11 Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Remember that broad who made me basically paint part of her place and then booted me out right after? My birthday is tomorrow and she gave me this today: She knows I love Scotch and cigars. She then said for tomorrow, "... I'll have a special gift for you. Wink,wink!" She needs her garage sided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Mike is a regular sherlock fuckin holmes. He sees trends and patterns. A must for successful bettors. No. Successful bettors are looking for predictive information. Trends and patterns are only talked about after the fact and thus worthless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 get into fat chicks they are so available Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Diabler Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 We have all seen this movie before. We know how it ends. Move along everyone. Nothing to see here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maron Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 POS HP laptop...those hard drives go quickly...GL Kinger...glad you got something from that Gal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted November 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 She then said for tomorrow, "... I'll have a special gift for you. Wink,wink!" This broad's "special gift" was bringing over a new deck of Uno cards, and her chunky friend, over to play a drinking game. WTF kind of shit is that? How do you tell a grown man "I have a special gift for you. Wink, wink" and have it be this shit? Never in my fuckin' life... I opened the door expecting her to be holding a small bag with skimpy lingerie in it. Instead I get her and her best friend tons-of-fun. Here I've been sweating out basketball games in between Uno games. "Why are you going upstars?" To get away from you two cackling hyenas and check the forum/scores. If I have to hear about the "cute guy" at their job one more fuckin' time... I may wind up in the fuckin' news. Unbelievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Kinger, when does my NO bet cash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hels Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 This broad's "special gift" was bringing over a new deck of Uno cards, and her chunky friend, over to play a drinking game. WTF kind of shit is that? How do you tell a grown man "I have a special gift for you. Wink, wink" and have it be this shit? Never in my fuckin' life... I opened the door expecting her to be holding a small bag with skimpy lingerie in it. Instead I get her and her best friend tons-of-fun. Here I've been sweating out basketball games in between Uno games. "Why are you going upstars?" To get away from you two cackling hyenas and check the forum/scores. If I have to hear about the "cute guy" at their job one more fuckin' time... I may wind up in the fuckin' news. Unbelievable. This is too incredible not to be true. Maybe I'm behind the times but uno was a game I played as a kid. Do grown ups purchase this for an enjoyable evening? Did they really think this is what grown Mexicans enjoy doing? Scotch, cigars and uno? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yisman Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 uno cards priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakshade Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Obvious she is trying to hook you up with the fat girl, that's the surprise IMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WeinkeToWarrick Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 just do the naked man, kinger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Sorry Kinger but you mushed yourself by saying you were a favourite to get lucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugardaddy Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Hilarious.... but happy belated birthday KR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAKEPEAVY21 Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 unreal kinger...you are giving wade a run for his money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Kinger' date=' you're no Casanova. You'll be banging your right hand tomorrow. Drunk, with your own prick in your hand is what's happening[/quote'] Kinger, you fuck. I called it :smiley-laughing001: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Kinger= wade = bigboydan = moldy Bam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maron Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Anything short of her breaking your junk in this style is no longer worth your time [ATTACH=CONFIG]n37370[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted November 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Tons-of-fun wanted to stay over. I told her no because it wasn't a good night. Honestly, the last thing I need right now is a broken couch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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