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Best thread ever. Guaranteed Platty


My neighbor is driving me crazy.
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...because the deafening roar of indefinite war is epic.

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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
"One day you're the cock of the walk, the next you're a feather duster."<br><br>SP NATION

...because the deafening roar of indefinite war is epic.

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I have naked photos of every poster.


Would you agree I have pretty hot calfs?

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Yes but you need to work on your tan. 



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Yes but you need to work on your tan.


Fun Fact - When fully nekkid I am about five different shades of not grey.

But exposed arms and lower legs are brown like a (not Mark) Cuban

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The fucking smoke detector in my apartment is so sensitive I can hardly cook anything without it going off. Fucking thing drives me nuts.

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The fucking smoke detector in my apartment is so sensitive I can hardly cook anything without it going off. Fucking thing drives me nuts.


Take the fuckin battery out pal
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I didn't think of this thread
<em class='bbc'>I’m the best ever. There’s never been anybody as ruthless. I’m Sonny Liston. I’m Jack Dempsey. There’s no one like me. I’m from their cloth. There’s no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. Praise be to Allah </em>

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Best thread ever. Guaranteed Platty


My neighbor is driving me crazy.


Finally need to ask, what's a platty. It's hard to type out seriously.
<em class='bbc'>I’m the best ever. There’s never been anybody as ruthless. I’m Sonny Liston. I’m Jack Dempsey. There’s no one like me. I’m from their cloth. There’s no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. Praise be to Allah </em>

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Take the fuckin battery out pal


That might cause a problem when I pass out with a pizza in the oven again

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My neighbor is driving me crazy.


What's your neighbor doing ?

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That might cause a problem when I pass out with a pizza in the oven again


Yea happens to me every now and then
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We have a 12 year old lab that just pisses and shits in the house. We take the dog out often, but it does nothing. Goes in the house, and pisses and shits.



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It's no wonder you're an "unhappy camper"

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Finally need to ask, what's a platty. It's hard to type out seriously.

Platty = platinum = 1000 view thread.

Coined by yours truly

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It's no wonder you're an "unhappy camper"

I'm not really abnormally unhappy. After I disposed of robmpink, I was happy camper at atb. I signed up here, and maybe was in a bad mood, or made a pun off the happy camper name. Thus unhappy camper was born.

 

But piss and shit sucks donkey dick soooooooooooooooo bad. 



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Platty = platinum = 1000 view thread.

Coined by yours truly


Oh I thought it had to do with replies. Everyone loves to say platty, the WVU influence is streeeOnggg!
<em class='bbc'>I’m the best ever. There’s never been anybody as ruthless. I’m Sonny Liston. I’m Jack Dempsey. There’s no one like me. I’m from their cloth. There’s no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. Praise be to Allah </em>

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We have a 12 year old lab that just pisses and shits in the house. We take the dog out often, but it does nothing. Goes in the house, and pisses and shits.


I have a disabled beagle who does the same, I have to carry her up and down the stairs.
<em class='bbc'>I’m the best ever. There’s never been anybody as ruthless. I’m Sonny Liston. I’m Jack Dempsey. There’s no one like me. I’m from their cloth. There’s no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. Praise be to Allah </em>

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What's your neighbor doing ?


He Just Keeps Staring

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All I think about is piss and shit. This fucking dog, as much as I love her, pisses something that is like lake superior. My wife gets pissed (ha, ha) at me because I use an entire roll of paper towels to clean the thing. 

 

I tried the shamwow, which was the only thing I personally purchased off of tv, that doesn't work. When I pick up fresh shot, the warmness of the feel penetrating through the plastic grocery bag makes me want to die. I can block out the smell when I go for a shit pickup, lord knows how.

 

THis is what I deserve. Shit and piss because I wasn't straight edge or nice to people all of my life.



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My Shamwow works!

 

I do not use it for dogshit.



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My Shamwow works!

 

I do not use it for dogshit.

That Vince guy sold me. I was disappointed in the product. I'm not even talking wiping up dog piss, but general spills.



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That Vince guy sold me. 

 

That cocksucker Vince got his comeuppance.

 

Karma is a cunt!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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All I think about is piss and shit. This fucking dog, as much as I love her, pisses something that is like lake superior. My wife gets pissed (ha, ha) at me because I use an entire roll of paper towels to clean the thing.

I tried the shamwow, which was the only thing I personally purchased off of tv, that doesn't work. When I pick up fresh shot, the warmness of the feel penetrating through the plastic grocery bag makes me want to die. I can block out the smell when I go for a shit pickup, lord knows how.

THis is what I deserve. Shit and piss because I wasn't straight edge or nice to people all of my life.


Yes...the ShauLing monks would gloss you Poophopper

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Yes...the ShauLing monks would gloss you Poophopper

ha






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