IAG Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 Best thread ever. Guaranteed Platty My neighbor is driving me crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 These pretzels are making me thirsty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barman Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 I have naked photos of every poster.Would you agree I have pretty hot calfs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 Yes but you need to work on your tan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barman Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 Yes but you need to work on your tan.Fun Fact - When fully nekkid I am about five different shades of not grey. But exposed arms and lower legs are brown like a (not Mark) Cuban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 The fucking smoke detector in my apartment is so sensitive I can hardly cook anything without it going off. Fucking thing drives me nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 The fucking smoke detector in my apartment is so sensitive I can hardly cook anything without it going off. Fucking thing drives me nuts.Take the fuckin battery out pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mofome Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 I didn't think of this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mofome Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 Best thread ever. Guaranteed Platty My neighbor is driving me crazy.Finally need to ask, what's a platty. It's hard to type out seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 Take the fuckin battery out palThat might cause a problem when I pass out with a pizza in the oven again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 Best thread ever. Guaranteed PlattyMy neighbor is driving me crazy.What's your neighbor doing ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 That might cause a problem when I pass out with a pizza in the oven againYea happens to me every now and then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted July 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 We have a 12 year old lab that just pisses and shits in the house. We take the dog out often, but it does nothing. Goes in the house, and pisses and shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 It's no wonder you're an "unhappy camper" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 Finally need to ask, what's a platty. It's hard to type out seriously.Platty = platinum = 1000 view thread. Coined by yours truly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted July 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 It's no wonder you're an "unhappy camper"I'm not really abnormally unhappy. After I disposed of robmpink, I was happy camper at atb. I signed up here, and maybe was in a bad mood, or made a pun off the happy camper name. Thus unhappy camper was born. But piss and shit sucks donkey dick soooooooooooooooo bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mofome Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 Platty = platinum = 1000 view thread. Coined by yours trulyOh I thought it had to do with replies. Everyone loves to say platty, the WVU influence is streeeOnggg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mofome Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 We have a 12 year old lab that just pisses and shits in the house. We take the dog out often, but it does nothing. Goes in the house, and pisses and shits.I have a disabled beagle who does the same, I have to carry her up and down the stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barman Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 What's your neighbor doing ?He Just Keeps Staring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted July 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 All I think about is piss and shit. This fucking dog, as much as I love her, pisses something that is like lake superior. My wife gets pissed (ha, ha) at me because I use an entire roll of paper towels to clean the thing. I tried the shamwow, which was the only thing I personally purchased off of tv, that doesn't work. When I pick up fresh shot, the warmness of the feel penetrating through the plastic grocery bag makes me want to die. I can block out the smell when I go for a shit pickup, lord knows how. THis is what I deserve. Shit and piss because I wasn't straight edge or nice to people all of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 My Shamwow works! I do not use it for dogshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted July 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 My Shamwow works! I do not use it for dogshit.That Vince guy sold me. I was disappointed in the product. I'm not even talking wiping up dog piss, but general spills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 That Vince guy sold me. That Person who inserts genitals into their mouth Vince got his comeuppance. Karma is a See you next Tuesday ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns4mnmNBk1Y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barman Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 All I think about is piss and shit. This fucking dog, as much as I love her, pisses something that is like lake superior. My wife gets pissed (ha, ha) at me because I use an entire roll of paper towels to clean the thing. I tried the shamwow, which was the only thing I personally purchased off of tv, that doesn't work. When I pick up fresh shot, the warmness of the feel penetrating through the plastic grocery bag makes me want to die. I can block out the smell when I go for a shit pickup, lord knows how. THis is what I deserve. Shit and piss because I wasn't straight edge or nice to people all of my life.Yes...the ShauLing monks would gloss you Poophopper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted July 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Yes...the ShauLing monks would gloss you Poophopperha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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