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#51
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He Just Keeps Staring

 

I guess that means IAG is hot?



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All I think about is piss and shit. This fucking dog, as much as I love her, pisses something that is like lake superior. My wife gets pissed (ha, ha) at me because I use an entire roll of paper towels to clean the thing.

I tried the shamwow, which was the only thing I personally purchased off of tv, that doesn't work. When I pick up fresh shot, the warmness of the feel penetrating through the plastic grocery bag makes me want to die. I can block out the smell when I go for a shit pickup, lord knows how.

THis is what I deserve. Shit and piss because I wasn't straight edge or nice to people all of my life.


Go to the dollar store and get bathroom mats, lay them around where she goes to the bathroom most frequently, they're easy to wash and protect your floor. Also, pick up poop with a plastic bag, much easier.
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Go to the dollar store and get bathroom mats, lay them around where she goes to the bathroom most frequently, they're easy to wash and protect your floor. Also, pick up poop with a plastic bag, much easier.

MY wife got these fucking things that look like big wound bandages, from the prime piss spots.

 

It just f'in smells. I can't take it, but love the dog. 



#54
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how about getting rid of that coksucker Brock?

 

or sticky his stupid thread to the top of page 2



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Po69 said he wanted to fuck me

 

Same.



#56
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I naired my ballsack and now they are very tender.

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This thread will produce great TGF poster trivia material
Or it won't....and I will complain about it.
"One day you're the cock of the walk, the next you're a feather duster."<br><br>SP NATION

...because the deafening roar of indefinite war is epic.

#58
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I hate people on the subway who try to get in a crowded car before people get off...impatient selfish fuks

that drop tho


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My dinner tonight was unsatisfactory.

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I naired my ballsack and now they are very tender.

Do you find yourself touching your balls without realizing it?

 

Smooth balls are tough to ignore.



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Sobriety sucks

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14 hours since payout request, money still in acct.



#63
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Do you find yourself touching your balls without realizing it?

Smooth balls are tough to ignore.

chicks dig it. The tenderness only last about half a day. It has now subsided.

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You need a hobby WVU.

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You need a hobby WVU.

 

Sounds like his hobby is removing hair from his testicles.



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Humid

that drop tho


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I like General badass. I'd follow this guy through a brick wall

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I like General badass. I'd follow this guy through a brick wall


Of course you would because he would not leave the wall standing and you would just step thru the rubble

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Of course you would because he would not leave the wall standing and you would just step thru the rubble


The Army needs guys like this in the field, not in the pentagon. Just be glad he's on our side Bar.

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Sounds like his hobby is removing hair from his testicles.


Only takes 7 minutes. I don't know how people can use razors down there.

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Only takes 7 minutes. I don't know how people can use razors down there.

 

 

I'm sure most guys ask their wives/girlfriends to trim their nut hair.



#72
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I'm sure most guys ask their wives/girlfriends to trim their nut hair.


With a razor? No thanks. Electric doesn't do the job either

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Back hurts
We have a severe heat advisory til Friday
I have to go get dog food in the rain..
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...because the deafening roar of indefinite war is epic.

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Only takes 7 minutes. I don't know how people can use razors down there.

 i use a razor, just have to make sure is not a brand new one

 

 love the feeling of freshly shaved balls



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Up early for mommas physical therapy, momma tells me to get lost.

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<em class='bbc'>I’m the best ever. There’s never been anybody as ruthless. I’m Sonny Liston. I’m Jack Dempsey. There’s no one like me. I’m from their cloth. There’s no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. Praise be to Allah </em>




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