Blue Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 He Just Keeps Staring I guess that means IAG is hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mofome Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 All I think about is piss and shit. This fucking dog, as much as I love her, pisses something that is like lake superior. My wife gets pissed (ha, ha) at me because I use an entire roll of paper towels to clean the thing. I tried the shamwow, which was the only thing I personally purchased off of tv, that doesn't work. When I pick up fresh shot, the warmness of the feel penetrating through the plastic grocery bag makes me want to die. I can block out the smell when I go for a shit pickup, lord knows how. THis is what I deserve. Shit and piss because I wasn't straight edge or nice to people all of my life.Go to the dollar store and get bathroom mats, lay them around where she goes to the bathroom most frequently, they're easy to wash and protect your floor. Also, pick up poop with a plastic bag, much easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted July 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Go to the dollar store and get bathroom mats, lay them around where she goes to the bathroom most frequently, they're easy to wash and protect your floor. Also, pick up poop with a plastic bag, much easier.MY wife got these fucking things that look like big wound bandages, from the prime piss spots. It just f'in smells. I can't take it, but love the dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 how about getting rid of that coksucker Brock? or sticky his stupid thread to the top of page 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Po69 said he wanted to fuck me Same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 I naired my ballsack and now they are very tender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 This thread will produce great TGF poster trivia materialOr it won't....and I will complain about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangover Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 I hate people on the subway who try to get in a crowded car before people get off...impatient selfish fuks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 My dinner tonight was unsatisfactory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 I naired my ballsack and now they are very tender.Do you find yourself touching your balls without realizing it? Smooth balls are tough to ignore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Sobriety sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deemer Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 14 hours since payout request, money still in acct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Do you find yourself touching your balls without realizing it? Smooth balls are tough to ignore.chicks dig it. The tenderness only last about half a day. It has now subsided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 You need a hobby WVU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 You need a hobby WVU. Sounds like his hobby is removing hair from his testicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangover Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Humid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 I like General badass. I'd follow this guy through a brick wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barman Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 I like General badass. I'd follow this guy through a brick wallOf course you would because he would not leave the wall standing and you would just step thru the rubble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Of course you would because he would not leave the wall standing and you would just step thru the rubbleThe Army needs guys like this in the field, not in the pentagon. Just be glad he's on our side Bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Sounds like his hobby is removing hair from his testicles.Only takes 7 minutes. I don't know how people can use razors down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Only takes 7 minutes. I don't know how people can use razors down there. I'm sure most guys ask their wives/girlfriends to trim their nut hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 I'm sure most guys ask their wives/girlfriends to trim their nut hair.With a razor? No thanks. Electric doesn't do the job either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Back hurtsWe have a severe heat advisory til FridayI have to go get dog food in the rain.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TobyTyler Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Only takes 7 minutes. I don't know how people can use razors down there. i use a razor, just have to make sure is not a brand new one love the feeling of freshly shaved balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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