The Brock Cycle
Square 1: "Hey, KR, let's get an update on Brock. How's he been?"
--OK, hold. Here's an update and some food pictures... he's doing fine.
Two: "How about we get some plays? The such-and-such is going on right now. Would love to have those plays! Post them!"
--OK. Here are the plays.
Three: "What are you, his fuckin' bitch? Why are you posting for him? Just let him start posting them himself. Pathetic what TGF would do for views. JUST LET HIM POST!"
--OK. I'll let him post.
Four: Brock starts posting plays and losing his ass off. "HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT LOSER. WORST-EVER SCUMBAG COCKSUCKING BITCH! FUCK YOU AND YOUR BALD WIFE, MIDGET ASSHOLE! GREAT FADES- GLAD HE'S HERE!"
Five: Brock starts winning a few plays and showing pictures of vacation and some nice steak dinners. "WTF? WHY IS THIS ASSHOLE ALLOWED TO POST HERE? PATHETIC WHAT TGF WOULD DO FOR VIEWS. DESPERATE BECAUSE EOG IS DOING OK! BOAT AND KR ARE SCUM OF THE EARTH FOR ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN! LETTING A PIECE OF SHIT STIFF POST HERE. YES, WE DID VOTE FOR TRUMP, BUT THAT WAS JUST FOR PRESIDENT OF THE U.S., BUT WE CAN'T ALLOW GUYS WITH QUESTIONABLE BACKGROUNDS ON THE FORUM!"
Six: Brock is banned after all the complaints. Few weeks later...
Back to Square 1: "Hey, KR, let's get an update on Brock. How's he been?"