jasson621 Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Dwarf banging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 A black midget lives next door to me. Very rare species. If any of you guys wanna try I'll tie him up and leave him in the woods for ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ted sheckler Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike499 Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Nope but would consider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 but the story would've been pre-uber when joeybags had all that money to throw aroundWould have went w a LIMO since itd make the midget look even smaller !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balco Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 I had trim with many women where i blacked out and forgot the next day and over time. The number surpasses 175 easy. It's amazing how easy it is to get laid if you are single. I like to say I had a midget in there somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted January 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 I agree Who FUCKS a midget? Sure, who hasn't made love to a very very short person with unproportional limbs to torso ratio. But FUCK a Midget? that's sick Midgets need love too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fecal Tornado Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 omg i got this great story... so this one time in LA, my girlfriend and i went to NOBU and had sushi and other shit, was like 600 dollar bill. Then we went walking down the strip and saw this girl sitting outside of the rainbow room wearing some star wars robe. well my girl started chatting her up and after about 20 minutes of chattin and smoking maryjanes my girl sealed the deal. So this girl hops off the chair and she's FUCKING 4'3, I gave this look to my girl and she looks back with that "ehh why not" so we grab a cab back to the wilshire in beverly hills. Back in the hotel room, were doing bumps of drugs and shit and next thing you my girl gettin eaten out by this little fucking thing. you get it, no need to tell the rest.KGB :laugh Loving life & midgets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fazzer Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 amazing stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 Lets not cut this thread SHORT men! Fazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fazzer Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 Lets not cut this thread SHORT men! Fazz You aint a shitttin. Lets DIG DEEP FH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 KGB :laugh Loving life & midgetsThat’s Sheckler Pal..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inkwell77 Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GJvPqG6WsPc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted January 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 3 days into the new year and nobody in the posting body has banged a dwarf. We need some "small tales" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fazzer Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 No footage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balco Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 Almost had one in Japan, but she had too much luggage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted March 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 bump for tracking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Does being over 6 ft tall and with a 4'11 count? Definitely feels like she's a midget spinner.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fecal Tornado Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Does being over 6 ft tall and with a 4'11 count? Definitely feels like she's a midget spinner..4'11'' is a dwarf, midget under 4'10'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 4'11'' is a dwarf, midget under 4'10'' Gotcha. And reading your tagline makes me wonder if you are in fact my father. It could be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fecal Tornado Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Gotcha. And reading your tagline makes me wonder if you are in fact my father. It could be! traveled throughout cali,fla,ala,va,Hawaii and Europe,Israel,Bahrain mex and japan extensively 85-95(months at a time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 traveled throughout cali,fla,ala,va,Hawaii and Europe,Israel,Bahrain mex and japan extensively 85-95(months at a time) My mother lived along the West Coast, so all I have to say is... Daddy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 One of my exes was 4'11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 One of my exes was 4'11.What was his name ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 What was his name ?Her name was Jessica and she had fabulous tits. I'm no goo gobbler like you Blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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