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722 MSU -5.5.

 

Figuring that sawed-off wop fuck Izzo should be able to cover -5.5 being on the bubble.

 

I can't see State losing 3 in a row, and they should be able to cover this spot.

 

MSU -5.5

ANOTHER WINNER!

 

MSU WINS 78-51.

 

Another No Sweat/Never A Doubt WINNER!

 

Courtesy of the Almighty El Chapo.

 

Even if you got in at the Closing Line of -6. It was EASY MONEY.

 

TTD 11-4 +33.50 units

 

And, in case you missed it, Post #20 (from 2/12/17) in this thread:

 

All bets in this thread are 5 units unless otherwise specified.

Last 13 Picks (all at my default bet of 5 units) 10-3 +33.50 units.

 

Always happy to put money in your pockets, gentlemen. :cigar:

 

I hope you all followed this 100-Star SURE THING recommendation. :cigar:

 

Easy as cuttin' butter. :cigar:

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839 MSU +2

 

Figuring that sawed-off, wop, Izzo has enough pride to try to live down that bed shit he took last year when he lost in the opening round to a #15.

 

Not really that impressed with Miami.

 

State just needs to hit some shots, and they should be able to hang on.

 

If State doesn't get it done, Izzo and this team will be the biggest group of Prideless Fucks ever to wear a Green uniform.

 

A Green uniform on St. Paddy's Day.

 

State gotta get it done.

 

MSU +2

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Every sharp gambler had Michigan st Moneyline

For sure.

 

Once I recommended the +2, everybody jumped on the ML.

 

Of course, I had the ML myself.

 

But, with so many close games (a prime example being UM not covering, winning by 1 point after a garbage 3 at the buzzer), I figured it would be prudent (as a recommendation to the legions that are following my picks--which are now 11-3 (over the last 14)), I figured it would be prudent to recommend the +2 as a service to humanity.

 

But, of course, I (personally) pounded the MSU ML.

 

Last 14 picks (11-3 , 76.9%)

 

Always happy to put money in your pockets, gentlemen. :cigar:

 

Yet, ANOTHER, Sure Thing 100-star recommendation from Your Lord and Savior El Chapo.:cigar:

 

Easy as cuttin' butter...:cigar:

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I dont fucking understand how this wetback wannabe calls himself the heart and soul of the forum, more like the appendix... yeah we have it eventho we dont know what the hell is good for and deeply inside, we all like to have it removed!

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Came down to earth a bit, but I am man enough to own up to it.

 

Not like the other 99% of the gutless pussies on these forums who don't update their threads during a losing streak.

 

I had a GREAT run of 11-3.

 

Last night I was 2-3-1.

 

Arizona fucked me on that last game.

 

Arizona wins and covers, things would've looked a lot better.

 

But, if AZ was gonna shit the bed ATS, I am glad they lost.

 

Those prideless punks from AZ didn't deserve to advance if they didn't beat the spread.

 

Besides, one of my girls from Dearborn went to Xavier and won a bet on the Xavier ML, so I was happy for her.

 

I had a 2h bet, and if Arizona covers, last night would've been 4-1-1.

 

But, it is what it is. No1curr.

 

The Pistons shit the bed on back-to-back nights.

 

Stan Van Gundy is a fat piece of shit that is the worst GM of a Detroit sports team since Matt Millen.

 

That fat fuck is a disgrace. Hopefully the Pistons miss the playoffs.

 

Better to get a lottery pick than be killed by the Cavs in the 1st round.

 

And, speaking of the Cavs.

 

I have never seen such a bunch of prideless fucks (in what should've been a very winnable game against a losing team) shit the bed like the Cavs did in Denver.

 

Hopefully they don't win it this year. B/c those prideless fucks don't deserve it after the way they shit the bed in Denver.

 

LeBron doesn't care if he wins or loses.

 

That ugly big-lipped knee grow has a big endorsement contact.

 

Dat 'gro don't care if he shits the bed.

 

The last 13 picks in the El Chapo HMOTM Thread = 3-9-1

 

The previous 14 picks = An EPIC run of 11-3

 

(I am PROUD of that run. Not many (some, but not many) put a run like that together.)

 

14-12-1--All at my default bet of 5* units (+4.00 units)

 

Also, not many "Pick threads" can take a hit of 3-9 and still be in the Black.

 

99 times out of a 100 (on these forums) a 3-9 run BURIES the whole thread.

 

I am still above water. Even after taking that monster hit.

 

Once again, I want to express my appreciation for all of the members of TGF (including the fine Admins/Moderators) who have welcomed me and treated me with such respect since I became a member.

 

So we carry on, gentlemen.

 

14-12-1 (+4.00 units).

 

El Chapo abides. :cigar

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