El Chapo2017 Posted March 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 Gonna deviate from my default bet of 5* units on this one. Closest that I have seen to a Sure Thing in awhile. Some -6 still floating around. Jump Now. Kansas -6 (20* units) SURE THING. Go Big or Go Home. Fuck It. 512 Kansas -6. 20* units House Mortgager. El Chapo has spoken. Jump on it. BOL, gentlemen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted March 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 And ANOTHER 55* units on the Kansas ML at -275. Go big or go home, bitches. Kansas ML -275. House Mortgager of the Millennium. Kansas ML -275. 55* units El Chapo will not be denied. Easy as cuttin' butter. Pound Kansas ATS... Pound the Kansas ML... Jump or get left in the dust... SURE THING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno Marty Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 And if these lose, just put 200 units on the next play and 400 on the next. Why did you decide to go half ML half spread and not 100% one or the other?Where did you get -275? Where did you get -6? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted March 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Well, Gentlemen: Less than an hour until Armageddon: To RECAP: ___________ Gonna deviate from my default bet of 5* units on this one.Closest that I have seen to a Sure Thing in awhile.Some -6 still floating around. Jump Now.Kansas -6 (20* units)SURE THING.Go Big or Go Home.Fuck It.512 Kansas -6. 20* unitsHouse Mortgager.El Chapo has spoken.Jump on it.BOL, gentlemen. ___________ And ANOTHER 55* units on the Kansas ML at -275.Go big or go home, bitches.Kansas ML -275.House Mortgager of the Millennium.Kansas ML -275. 55* unitsEl Chapo will not be denied.Easy as cuttin' butter.Pound Kansas ATS...Pound the Kansas ML...Jump or get left in the dust...SURE THING. ___________ So there it is. And El Chapo is going to make things REAL interesting for all of my TGF Brethren: IF KANSAS LOSES - I WILL LEAVE TGF (Consider this my Farewell Post if the Kansas ML Loses). The KU ML is The LPLOARH Lead Pipe LOCK Of All Recorded History. There is no way KU loses this game. If KU loses, I am gone from TGF (and someone is free to update my record posthumously). Marty can update my record if he wants. Outcome #1 KU Wins by less that 6 Tonight is 1-1 (-2.00 units) Overall 15-13-1 (-2.00 units) Outcome #2 KU wins by EXACTLY 6 (giving me a push, b/c I bet the game early). Tonight 1-0-1 (+20.00 units) Overall 15-12-2 (+24.00 units) Outcome # 3 KU WINS by More Than 6 Tonight 2-0 (+40.00 units) Overall 16-12-1 (+44.00 units) ___________ Kansas WILL NOT Lose. Think about it: 1) It is basically a HOME Court game for them, they will have 95% of the crowd. 2) There is no reason to think the game won't follow the script from the last 2 games. In other words, Oregon might hang tough until sometime in the 2nd half, and then KU will go on a run and never look back. 3) The ML should be closer to -500. Only the West Coast jock-sniffing lunatics (PAC 12 guys delusionally betting on Oregon) have kept the ML under -500. These are the same idiots that made UCLA a -1.5 fave last night (in a game that should've closed closer to UK -3) ___________ The KU ML is The LPLOARH Lead Pipe LOCK Of All Recorded History. (A Quadrillion Times more of a Lock than GSW or Hillary) We shall see what we shall see. ___________ Does God exist? And how much does he love El Chapo? Does he LIKE El Chapo? If so, Outcome #1 Kansas wins but doesn't cover. Does he LOVE El Chapo? If so, Outcome #2 Kansas wins and pushes the -6 Is he ready to proclaim El Chapo as his SON? If So, Outcome #3 Kansas WINS and Covers ___________ Me and my girls are watching it in the basement of the Mosque (with Pucci (my pet Capuchin Monkey)) (Thanks to my girls, we got free use of the activity room) I moved Pucci's travel cage last night. My 2 best Dearborn girls are in the harem costumes that they wear their performances with the Belly Dancing Troupe. Everything for Good Karma. Pucci is running loose. When the game is in hand, I will put Colt 45 in Pucci's water bottle. Listening to the Hard-Core Heavy Metal Remix of Gaga's The Fame on ear-splitting volume. ___________ Just think, if you don't like El Chapo, you can be praying that the Oregon ML hits. ___________ See you after the game. Btw--Gonzaga just blew out Xavier by 24. Do you really think that Oregon can actually beat KU in Kansas City? BOL On All of your action tonight, Gentlemen. As Ever, El Chapo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno Marty Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 If Oregon wins will you post your -60 unit record and leave the forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yisman Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 KU is a El Chapo has spoken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 If Oregon wins will you post your -60 unit record and leave the forum? Marty we need the tax credit for being an equal opportunity forum. We have to allow for a few developmentally challenged posters every year. El Chapo was this years successful applicant. Business is business. Thanks for your patience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno Marty Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Marty we need the tax credit for being an equal opportunity forum. We have to allow for a few developmentally challenged posters every year. El Chapo was this years successful applicant. Business is business. Thanks for your patience. Understood. You have my full support. Carry on El Chapo, you're doing great, we are all very proud of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slyone66 Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Well, Gentlemen: Less than an hour until Armageddon: To RECAP: ___________ Gonna deviate from my default bet of 5* units on this one. Closest that I have seen to a Sure Thing in awhile. Some -6 still floating around. Jump Now. Kansas -6 (20* units) SURE THING. Go Big or Go Home. Fuck It. 512 Kansas -6. 20* units House Mortgager. El Chapo has spoken. Jump on it. BOL, gentlemen. ___________ And ANOTHER 55* units on the Kansas ML at -275. Go big or go home, bitches. Kansas ML -275. House Mortgager of the Millennium. Kansas ML -275. 55* units El Chapo will not be denied. Easy as cuttin' butter. Pound Kansas ATS... Pound the Kansas ML... Jump or get left in the dust... SURE THING. ___________ So there it is. And El Chapo is going to make things REAL interesting for all of my TGF Brethren: IF KANSAS LOSES - I WILL LEAVE TGF (Consider this my Farewell Post if the Kansas ML Loses). The KU ML is The LPLOARH Lead Pipe LOCK Of All Recorded History. There is no way KU loses this game. If KU loses, I am gone from TGF (and someone is free to update my record posthumously). Marty can update my record if he wants. Outcome #1 KU Wins by less that 6 Tonight is 1-1 (-2.00 units) Overall 15-13-1 (-2.00 units) Outcome #2 KU wins by EXACTLY 6 (giving me a push, b/c I bet the game early). Tonight 1-0-1 (+20.00 units) Overall 15-12-2 (+24.00 units) Outcome # 3 KU WINS by More Than 6 Tonight 2-0 (+40.00 units) Overall 16-12-1 (+44.00 units) ___________ Kansas WILL NOT Lose. Think about it: 1) It is basically a HOME Court game for them, they will have 95% of the crowd. 2) There is no reason to think the game won't follow the script from the last 2 games. In other words, Oregon might hang tough until sometime in the 2nd half, and then KU will go on a run and never look back. 3) The ML should be closer to -500. Only the West Coast jock-sniffing lunatics (PAC 12 guys delusionally betting on Oregon) have kept the ML under -500. These are the same idiots that made UCLA a -1.5 fave last night (in a game that should've closed closer to UK -3) ___________ The KU ML is The LPLOARH Lead Pipe LOCK Of All Recorded History. (A Quadrillion Times more of a Lock than GSW or Hillary) We shall see what we shall see. ___________ Does God exist? And how much does he love El Chapo? Does he LIKE El Chapo? If so, Outcome #1 Kansas wins but doesn't cover. Does he LOVE El Chapo? If so, Outcome #2 Kansas wins and pushes the -6 Is he ready to proclaim El Chapo as his SON? If So, Outcome #3 Kansas WINS and Covers ___________ Me and my girls are watching it in the basement of the Mosque (with Pucci (my pet Capuchin Monkey)) (Thanks to my girls, we got free use of the activity room) I moved Pucci's travel cage last night. My 2 best Dearborn girls are in the harem costumes that they wear their performances with the Belly Dancing Troupe. Everything for Good Karma. Pucci is running loose. When the game is in hand, I will put Colt 45 in Pucci's water bottle. Listening to the Hard-Core Heavy Metal Remix of Gaga's The Fame on ear-splitting volume. ___________ Just think, if you don't like El Chapo, you can be praying that the Oregon ML hits. ___________ See you after the game. Btw--Gonzaga just blew out Xavier by 24. Do you really think that Oregon can actually beat KU in Kansas City? BOL On All of your action tonight, Gentlemen. As Ever, El Chapo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downsouth Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Was told all the sharps were on Oregon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Well, Gentlemen: Less than an hour until Armageddon: To RECAP: ___________ Gonna deviate from my default bet of 5* units on this one. Closest that I have seen to a Sure Thing in awhile. Some -6 still floating around. Jump Now. Kansas -6 (20* units) SURE THING. Go Big or Go Home. Fuck It. 512 Kansas -6. 20* units House Mortgager. El Chapo has spoken. Jump on it. BOL, gentlemen. ___________ And ANOTHER 55* units on the Kansas ML at -275. Go big or go home, bitches. Kansas ML -275. House Mortgager of the Millennium. Kansas ML -275. 55* units El Chapo will not be denied. Easy as cuttin' butter. Pound Kansas ATS... Pound the Kansas ML... Jump or get left in the dust... SURE THING. ___________ So there it is. And El Chapo is going to make things REAL interesting for all of my TGF Brethren: IF KANSAS LOSES - I WILL LEAVE TGF (Consider this my Farewell Post if the Kansas ML Loses). The KU ML is The LPLOARH Lead Pipe LOCK Of All Recorded History. There is no way KU loses this game. If KU loses, I am gone from TGF (and someone is free to update my record posthumously). Marty can update my record if he wants. Outcome #1 KU Wins by less that 6 Tonight is 1-1 (-2.00 units) Overall 15-13-1 (-2.00 units) Outcome #2 KU wins by EXACTLY 6 (giving me a push, b/c I bet the game early). Tonight 1-0-1 (+20.00 units) Overall 15-12-2 (+24.00 units) Outcome # 3 KU WINS by More Than 6 Tonight 2-0 (+40.00 units) Overall 16-12-1 (+44.00 units) ___________ Kansas WILL NOT Lose. Think about it: 1) It is basically a HOME Court game for them, they will have 95% of the crowd. 2) There is no reason to think the game won't follow the script from the last 2 games. In other words, Oregon might hang tough until sometime in the 2nd half, and then KU will go on a run and never look back. 3) The ML should be closer to -500. Only the West Coast jock-sniffing lunatics (PAC 12 guys delusionally betting on Oregon) have kept the ML under -500. These are the same idiots that made UCLA a -1.5 fave last night (in a game that should've closed closer to UK -3) ___________ The KU ML is The LPLOARH Lead Pipe LOCK Of All Recorded History. (A Quadrillion Times more of a Lock than GSW or Hillary) We shall see what we shall see. ___________ Does God exist? And how much does he love El Chapo? Does he LIKE El Chapo? If so, Outcome #1 Kansas wins but doesn't cover. Does he LOVE El Chapo? If so, Outcome #2 Kansas wins and pushes the -6 Is he ready to proclaim El Chapo as his SON? If So, Outcome #3 Kansas WINS and Covers ___________ Me and my girls are watching it in the basement of the Mosque (with Pucci (my pet Capuchin Monkey)) (Thanks to my girls, we got free use of the activity room) I moved Pucci's travel cage last night. My 2 best Dearborn girls are in the harem costumes that they wear their performances with the Belly Dancing Troupe. Everything for Good Karma. Pucci is running loose. When the game is in hand, I will put Colt 45 in Pucci's water bottle. Listening to the Hard-Core Heavy Metal Remix of Gaga's The Fame on ear-splitting volume. ___________ Just think, if you don't like El Chapo, you can be praying that the Oregon ML hits. ___________ See you after the game. Btw--Gonzaga just blew out Xavier by 24. Do you really think that Oregon can actually beat KU in Kansas City? BOL On All of your action tonight, Gentlemen. As Ever, El Chapo God hates you and so does everyone here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno Marty Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Poor Chapo, that was a total of about 70 units lost. Even a big time gambler feels the pain when he loses $7, Chapo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deemer Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Every sharp bettor had the Oregon ducks first half, for the game, and ML. What an easy +300 ML winner while Chapo lost 75u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno Marty Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 It is confirmed that Fishhead was on oregon ML for $1000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 EL Chap.... We hardly knew him. HastaLaVista Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Mourning El Chapo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno Marty Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Scrambling for 70 units. Poor guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Developmentally challenged people don't gamble. El Chapo is not funded. He just posts in lieu of laying cash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 ....he had a good run. Should have tailed Bobby the OWL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno Marty Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 I hope he didn't bet with a "flame bookmaker". For those of you who do not know, jjgold defined the term: One that takes bets and in return if you do not pay you have to pay him back with sex. It is the most pressure you will ever be under if underfunded, now I have known bi guys that did not give a fuk and took shots at him and could care less to pay back in sex. Flame Bookmakers are appealing because they give a lot of credit and the bookmaker knows he can feast on guys if they do not pay so a win win for him. It can be a win win for both . I used one years back and was fukkin scared to death as I owed him $2500 but scrambled to get cash. These guys taunt you also. The guy I was using gave me 5 days to pay and actually would flash jelly tubes at me and laugh. I paid him and never tried again. Flame Bookmakers are usually over 45 and white and rather have guys not pay the cash and he then can play with him for a set amount of time. I believe last work off rate I knew was $100 an hr .Stay away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 I can't imagine slapping my keyboard for as long as this kid does and not get paid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 What kid???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 El chapstick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Apparently he hung up the cleats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno Marty Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 He's on all fours slamming his fist into the ground, wondering where Jesus is to save him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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