Moldoveanu Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Very happy at the moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Congrats Boy or girl???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 You found another wedding ring on the ground and are going to pawn it instead of trying to return it to the owner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Hit a 20 teamer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 A girl on the bus smiled your wayWedding invitations being sent out as soon as you find out her name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 A girl on the bus smiled your wayWedding invitations being sent out as soon as you find out her name Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Your balls finally drop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richsox24 Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 How much did she cost? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDTrains Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Who's the lucky guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 You were in your knees at a bukkake party? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moldoveanu Posted February 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 I asked a girl for her phone number It was my brother''s wife's dad 60 years She is a waitress, firsT time I ask a girl a phone number she gave it to me And I'm about to go on my 1st ever official date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pocketrockets Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 JFC what a noob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 60 years old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Better use some lube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 I asked a girl for her phone number It was my brother''s wife's dad 60 years She is a waitressYour "brother's wife's dad" is a 60-year-old waitress? What bathroom does she use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Brother's wife's dad? Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Moldy told me she was short. I asked him how short, and he says 5' 7" ... I was like WTF? That's not short Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Asked out a 60 yr old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pocketrockets Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 this kid needs help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajt Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 I asked a girl for her phone number It was my brother''s wife's dad 60 years She is a waitress, firsT time I ask a girl a phone number she gave it to me And I'm about to go on my 1st ever official date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 60 year old woman for reference: You... uh... have fun pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Brother's wife's dad? Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moldoveanu Posted February 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 No my brother has a wife and that's her dad''s birthday he is 60 but the waitress that was assisting us is the one I was interested she is about 5 7 around 26 years She from Moldova too actually what a coincedence but she is not moldavian , she russian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 A girl on the bus smiled your wayWedding invitations being sent out as soon as you find out her nameI was the closest What did I win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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