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DET (Verlander) -105

 

Expect JV to get it done.

 

If the Tigers don't get the win today, JV might as well kill Kate Upton in a murder/suicide.

 

The bullpen has been shitting all over Mike Ilitch's memory this year.

 

JV loses today, he is no better than the POS bullpen.

 

JV knows he will be the most prideless POS in World history if the Tigers don't get the win.

 

JV might even have to pitch a CG to guarantee the win.

 

Sale is overrated. Tigers should tee off

 

The pick here is:

 

DET -105

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DET (Verlander) -105

Expect JV to get it done.

If the Tigers don't get the win today, JV might as well kill Kate Upton in a murder/suicide.

The bullpen has been shitting all over Mike Ilitch's memory this year.

JV loses today, he is no better than the POS bullpen.

JV knows he will be the most prideless POS in World history if the Tigers don't get the win.

JV might even have to pitch a CG to guarantee the win.

Sale is overrated. Tigers should tee off

The pick here is:

DET -105

Tigers Win 2-1.

 

Another WINNER! :cigar

 

Congrats to all that followed.

 

Always happy to put money in your pockets, Gentlemen :cigar

 

MLB TTD 2-0

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Parlay for 4/12. (1:10 PM EST)

916 Det (Fulmer) -144 + Det/Min UNDER 8.5 -115

100 to pay 216..

Fulmer is pitching great and the Tigers have played back-to-back low-scoring games

As long as Fulmer pitches as expected, I like this parlay.

5-3 Tigers.

 

I hope you all followed.

 

It was my 100-star Parlay Lock of the Week.

 

And, I furnished it to all my TGF brethren for free.

 

It was Easy Money, and I gave you the pick early enough in the day to get your action off on he right foot.

 

Today 1-0 (Parlay +2.16 units)

 

MLB TTD 3-0 (+4.16 units)

 

Always happy to put money in your pockets , Gentlemen.

 

Easy Money. :cigar

 

Hopefully, you all followed...:cigar

 

As Ever,

 

Your Lord and Savior

 

El Chapo :cigar

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Verlander shit the bed on my last pick.

 

He had a career worst 9 ER allowed and may have been tipping pitches.

 

JV? What a piece of shit.

 

Cost me my perfect start to 2017.

 

Pitch-tipping little bitch.

 

TTD 3-1 (+3.16 units)

 

Tonight. Time to get back on track.

 

Fulmer just needs to pitch as advertised and everything will be fine.

 

917 Det (Fulmer). +105

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Tigers shit the bed last time.

 

TTD 3-2 (+2.16 units)

 

Need a WINNER tonight.

 

DET (Verlander) -1.5/+120

 

Here's the writeup:

 

Tigers coming off 3 straight losses.

 

Verlander coming off the worst start (9 ER) of his career.

 

If the Tigers don't win tonight (and beat the RL) it is time to fire Ausmus and blow up the team.

 

The pick tonight:

 

DET (Verlander) -1.5/+120.

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