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2 Washington pitchers with JEW-sounding names fucked me on back-to-back days.

 

Scherzer and Strasburg (2 POS with JEW-sounding names) shit the bed.

 

Might have to FADE those JEW-sounding POS the rest of the season.

 

Of course, I POUNDED the game OVER...

 

That was Easy Money...:cigar

 

Tigers Game Over...:cigar

 

So, it wasn't all bad...

 

TTD 4-6 (+1.50 units)

 

Still in the Black...:cigar

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3 straight bed shits.

 

Scherzer, Strasburg, and Miguel Gonzalez all throw their worst games of the year in succession.

 

I liked all 3. But, it was 3 straight bed shits.

 

As far as today--once again, I POUNDED the Tigers OVER.

 

Easy Money :cigar

 

But, here is the BIG STAT:

 

TTD 4-7 (+0.50 Units)

 

The MONTH of APRIL:

 

El Chapo's Thread Ended in the BLACK.

 

Documented, Tracked, Picks.

 

And, I never once went into negative units.

 

Once again, as ALWAYS, exhibiting The Standard of EXCELLENCE that the entire forum community has come to expect from Elite World Class Gambler and Forum Legend EL CHAPO.

 

And now we head to the month of MAY.

 

And, to all of TGF:

 

BOL on all of your future action... :cigar

 

As Ever,

 

(Your Lord and Savior)

 

El Chapo :cigar

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Tonight 5/2 (1st pick for the month of May):

 

920 Det (Verlander). +110

 

Writeup:

 

Verlander is in need of a Win.

 

Every time he is on the verge of auto-fade material he comes through.

 

Tigers seem to be on one of their run-scoring binges.

 

Miggy's back tonight.

 

920 Det (Verlander) +110

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Tonight 5/2 (1st pick for the month of May):

920 Det (Verlander). +110

Writeup:

Verlander is in need of a Win.

Every time he is on the verge of auto-fade material he comes through.

Tigers seem to be on one of their run-scoring binges.

Miggy's back tonight.

920 Det (Verlander) +110

El Chapo starts the Month of May with a WINNER!

 

Never a doubt.

 

I hope you all followed.

 

The game actually closed at +120 at Westgate.

 

Who were these clueless pieces of shit that pushed the steam on Cleveland?

 

El Chapo KNEW the Tigers were the play.:cigar

 

May record 1-0 (+1.10 units)

 

TTD 5-7 (+1.60 units)

 

BOL...:cigar

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  • 2 weeks later...

Today 3-team ML parlay:

 

923 Det (Verlander) -115

926 NYY (Tanaka) -119

932 WAS (Scherzer) -200

 

100 to pay 416

 

BOL... :cigar

Verlander is a POS, that Homosexual human being deserves to be Auto-FADE for the rest of the year.

 

Guy has a house in Beverly Hills, with that sloppy-titted Kate Upton (who will be wrapping those mammals udders around her waist by the time she's 40).

 

Sorry POS couldn't even get it done in LA.

 

Hopefully the Tigers trade that choking Piece of Shit in a salary dump in late July.

 

Tanaka?

 

That overrated/overpaid slant-eyed NIP fuck gets bombed on Derek Jeter night?

 

That Asian Pin-Dick should consider Hara-Kiri. JAP POS.

 

___________

 

(May 14) 0-1 (-1.00 units)

 

May Record 2-1 (+1.34 units)

 

TTD 6-8 (+1.84 units)

 

BOL... :cigar

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OK.

 

Actually recommending a play on the Tigers RL tonight.

 

964 DET (Fulmer) -1.5/+140

 

Writeup:

 

Jimenez is a tomato can, and the Tigers are due to score a bunch of runs in a game where their pitchers don't give up 10 or more.

 

Fulmer is all they have left, and if he shits the bed they might as well implode Comerica.

 

964 DET (Fulmer) -1.5/+140

 

BOL...:cigar

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Yesterday, I had the Tigers -1.5/+140

 

The Tigers won 5-4.

 

Fulmer gave up more than 3 runs for the first time all year.

 

He gave up 4 runs (but only 3 were earned).

 

Still, what a Homosexual human being .

 

 

(May 17) 0-1 (-1.00 units)

 

May Record 2-2 (+0.34 units)

 

TTD 6-9 (+0.84 units)

 

BOL... :cigar

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Yesterday Norris threw too many homers and the Red Sox shit the bed on Sale.

 

(May 19) 0-1 (-1.00 units)

 

May record 2-3 (-0.66 units)

 

TTD 6-10 (-0.16 units)

 

Today a 2-team ML parlay.

 

Figuring that these 2 former teammates can get it done on the same day:

 

901 WAS (Scherzer) -200

 

Plus

 

926 DET (Verlander) -150

 

100 to pay 150

 

BOL...:cigar

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