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OT: Don't you guys feel like real men when you fix your own car?


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Mr. Rito, we have two sister dealerships in the Beaner capital of the world, Mexico City. Your beautiful Colombian wife notifies us about your relocation there.

 

We would love for you to test drive one of our brand-new Audis.

 

No tricks, no hassles. We won't even try the dent scam that we in the business call "Brick insurance." Um, I've, well, oh, said too much, just come in!

 

 

Mr. Brick, we are still waiting to hear from you.

 

Have him throw in a pair of her panties.  Ship those to me.   :plommer

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Nice deflection. I have funnier ghosts than this, Burger King.

Dude Burger King had potencial... and you nuggets thought it was Hank lol even changed the poster thingy above tge avatar to "Hi Hank"...

 

Yanks got all pissy cause I was taunting his Relish King and banned it lol... good times

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Mr. Rito, we have two sister dealerships in the Beaner capital of the world, Mexico City. Your beautiful Colombian wife notifies us about your relocation there.

 

We would love for you to test drive one of our brand-new Audis.

 

No tricks, no hassles. We won't even try the dent scam that we in the business call "Brick insurance." Um, I've, well, oh, said too much, just come in!

 

 

Mr. Brick, we are still waiting to hear from you.

 

 

Let me know when you are in the market for a $60,000 car we can talk.

 

Have him throw in a pair of her panties.  Ship those to me.   :plommer

 

Give me banning powers you can have as many as you want.

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Yanks is easy to fool. He even made BigBear (I think) an admin instead of giving him a less privileged account.

Lol yes that happened my 1st week as a member here lol lol so I could not fully enjoy it but yeah...

 

Fuckin big bear was deleting posts left and right...

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Usually agree with Bricker, but he got hosed

 

Purchased a new car about a year ago and told them to shove it on the extra coverage and warranties. That's where dealerships make most $.

 

However, car won't be mine for long. I'm in the market for a new ECONOMIC Vehicle. Acura is what I currently like

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You'll pay for it when you buy your next car and don't use the extended warranty at all. Or maybe you've already done that from all the past times it wasn't cost effective to have it.

Doubtful as I'm looking at leasing. That $800 was the best money I've spent. I would only recommend it on a used car though. Nothing worse than paying on a car AND paying for a major repair at the same time.

 

One thing I've noticed a long time ago - gamblers are adverse to insurance.

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Yeah Mr. stupid i do.  After 3 years if you sit my vehicle next to one with no protection package here are the differences.

 

Mine- Book value perfect condition 45,000

 

2 years warranty remaining

no rock chips

no scratches

no dents

no rail dust

free maintenance

 

One with no protection package- Book value fair condition 40,000

rock chips

small scratches

minor dents

smelly interior

ect.

 

Mr stupid saved a few hundred dollars on oil changes those 3 years but loses 5k because he has a beat up car for sale.

Hope you can comprehend how this stuff works a little better now pea brain.

 

 

Very smart here.

 

My dealer woul pick my car up and drop it off as well.

 

There re many ways to offset this maintenance package in a deal as well.

 

Well bought car this costs you fukk all

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