Coming to the CR coast? Beware of the crocs (not HRWGeorge but reptile crocs)

[barman]

You have just won a free week all expense paid trip....Would you preefer Jaco CR or Greensboro NC?

 

pretty sure taxi cab drivers in CR speak better English than their NC counterparts

[HRWager]

Ill be staying here next week CK. Im sure you would prefer to be at NC. CR blows. 

[rito]

You have a nanny George?

[HRWager]

No, no nanny and no maid. Ive asked the wife multiple times and she always says that she hates having a stranger in our home.

You have a nanny George?

[rito]

What you do with the kids when you on vacation non stop?

[HRWager]

In this case we are taking her whole family. The house is for 18 people. Ill just hangout at the pool and drink a bunch of pina coladas and they will goof around with their cousins and their mothers will look out for them. Ill go fishing for 1 day and that will be my George time.

 

When we go on vacations on our own we just hang out together all day every day, try to find things that they will be interested in and we always carry an Ipad to entertain them in places where they would get bored like at restaurants for example.

What you do with the kids when you on vacation non stop?

[MonkeyF0cker]

I have yet to get that far south in CR.  I want to try surfing at Playa Pavones some day.  But that's so fucking long of a drive.