The MeatMan having lunch with WWII Veteran friend Emilio at the Palace Station buffet

[rdalert447]

Well done.......clever

Dude, he already said he'd take you to the fight. Don't scare him off.....

[Teddy kgb]

Dude, he already said he'd take you to the fight. Don't scare him off.....

Can't I ever be nice without being acussed of alternative motives....cmon

[rdalert447]

Payback for dragging me into your milkshake thread.

[Fazzer]

Great story, great thread. 

[FISHHEAD]

Great story, great thread. 

Most echo these sentiments

[Screw Andrews]

Everyone wants to live to 100 but when they hit 90 like this guy they still put 2 cupcakes on their plate......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f0p5KqdU9U#

 

If someone wants to tell me how to embed the vid next time that's cool

[The Meatman]

I usually just put the link to the YouTube video and it pops right up?

 

For some reason it did not work this time?

 

 

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

[The Meatman]

meaty..........first off i go to church every Sunday as well

     I go to Saint Mattress and pray for piece.

 

I just think you should have to earn it.

and if Emilio was your friend and you want to help him..........miss one day of church

i cant make this easy for you.

 

Drinking 14 beers a day

smoking weed

banging desperate single moms to tug on your balls for buffets is more of Satan's doing

 then my proposal.

 

ITS NOT LIKE I'M ASKING YOU TO BLOW A DUDE. (that is unless  you want to)

 

If this was kinger in this situation and i told him i would help him

if he  had to sniff 5 day old soiled panties from a hooker

 

not only would he do it............he would enjoy it.

 

so help a vet out  and miss one day of mass

and your in..................and you know i would do it

 

plus i think the forum should have a few laughs as well

plus if the forum sees the video  they might be inclined to donate as well.

its about marketing  CAP

 

so step up son.

So the only time we can get together is on a day I have to miss Mass?

 

What's wrong with you??

 

First you make a joke about going to church which is total BS.

 

Then you cut me down saying I am Satan like because I have a few beers and smoke a few doobies every day.

 

As much as I respect/love Emilio I am going to have to pass on your CRAP offer.

 

No amount of money would make me miss Mass on Sunday.

 

Got it buttie?

 

PS  Go look at yourself in the mirror and look hard at the person you see.

 

I am disappointed in you, Joe.

 

 

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

[Hoops]

[Sol Aristatel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f0p5KqdU9U#

 

If someone wants to tell me how to embed the vid next time that's cool

Doesn't work on mobile. Otherwise just copy and paste link to thread.

[The Meatman]

This fucking Meatfuck is an annoying clown

Yet just like all of my bitches you read my threads.

 

 

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

[Guest pocketrockets]

The lord invented marihuana, cocaine and most def beer.

[Sol Aristatel]

So the only time we can get together is on a day I have to miss Mass?

 

What's wrong with you??

 

First you make a joke about going to church which is total BS.

 

Then you cut me down saying I am Satan like because I have a few beers and smoke a few doobies every day.

 

As much as I respect/love Emilio I am going to have to pass on your CRAP offer.

 

No amount of money would make me miss Mass on Sunday.

 

Got it buttie?

 

PS  Go look at yourself in the mirror and look hard at the person you see.

 

I am disappointed in you, Joe.

 

 

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

 

Well said Cap. 

[KingRevolver]

If there was ever a forumville storyline I didn't give two shits about... this is it.

[Sol Aristatel]

If there was ever a forumville storyline I didn't give two shits about... this is it.

 

The looking after a 90 year old Vet?  Or the missing Sunday Mass and going to Hell storyline?  

[Dr. Paddy]

 

 

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

You pathetic See you next Tuesday . You know, that poor old man is looking at you and thinking "Isn't this the bozo that got busted with Pillsbury dough cans jammed up his ass at Walmart and was rassled to the floor by EOG poster Juan Marichal's brother, Leon?" and "isn't this the guy we got to scam EOG's Number 1 and John Kelly back a few months ago?".

 

You two bit barophile.

[The Meatman]

If there was ever a forumville storyline I didn't give two shits about... this is it.

Yet here you are posting right in the middle of the thread.

 

 

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

[Dr. Paddy]

The looking after a 90 year old Vet?  Or the missing Sunday Mass and going to Hell storyline?  

My personal favorite was Pierre's story of the air powered greasgun and the red wig and the night of KY Jelly at Fishead's apartment. 

 

Dave's a goof. There's no putting lipstick on that pig. Pierre, maybe? But not that pig.

[Dr. Paddy]

Well said Cap. 

Sol, have a look at yourself. 

 

Cap? As in, you're buddies?

[Sol Aristatel]

Sol, have a look at yourself. 

 

Cap? As in, you're buddies?

 

I do not agree with David's racist views.  But I agree that he should pass on Factsman's offer.  

 

Does that help clear things up? 

[Sol Aristatel]

My personal favorite was Pierre's story of the air powered greasgun and the red wig and the night of KY Jelly at Fishead's apartment. 

 

Dave's a goof. There's no putting lipstick on that pig. Pierre, maybe? But not that pig.

 

Classic forum picture.  

[The Meatman]

I do not agree with David's racist views.  But I agree that he should pass on Factsman's offer.  

 

Does that help clear things up? 

Racist views?

 

What do I say that's racist??

 

 

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

[Sol Aristatel]

Racist views?

 

What do I say that's racist??

 

 

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

 

It's all a matter of perspective, David.  You single out Jews and Blacks based on religion and skin color and stereotype them.  I don't agree with that. 

 

Stereotypes are common for a reason.  But it's not a one size fits all across the board just because of your religion or color.  

 

I judge (say that loosely because of my own flawed product) based on character.  I think thats the fair way to do it. 

[FISHHEAD]

Lets just be thankful that there are people like Mr. Scan. in this world, ..............and in our country.

[Hoops]

If there was ever a forumville storyline I didn't give two shits about... this is it.