GreenDoberman Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 May try and talk the girl into going to Ferraro's across the street r even Firefly for old times sake. Won't be too demanding though, the girl has been through a lot today.Agree the Oyster Bar is average although may have to try it again as your food critic rating is lower than King Revolver's self esteem right now after the Roma Deli debacle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 May try and talk the girl into going to Ferraro's across the street r even Firefly for old times sake. Won't be too demanding though, the girl has been through a lot today.Agree the Oyster Bar is average although may have to try it again as your food critic rating is lower than King Revolver's self esteem right now after the Roma Deli debacle. why don't you keep her car running... and hook up your nipples to the new battery while you're fucking megan and scream out "thank you kinger" in painful joy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backintheussr Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 Nothing wrong with doing a nice thing for a damsel in distress, very noble of you. Megan just turned out to be a bitch is all. Well played man. A cool girl would appreciate the gesture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yisman Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 100% true. So my friend Megan called me this afternoon and said "you're not going to believe this but I got a new battery for free today". You see Megan has had a rough go of it, lost her job in Vegas, and decided to leave town and move to the Phoenix area. I told her to call me and update her since she drives an old beater and I was concerned she'd break down in the desert on the highway. She says she's in the parking lot of the local Wal-Mart today and her car just made it there and conked out. She's checking under the hood when she sees this guy creeping at her out of the corner of her eyes. He looked like he was staring a hole through her yoga pants and the hair on her arms started to stand up, but then she realized "wait! that''s Carlos Mencia!". She's a fan of comedy so she started smiling, only to realize when he got closer this mouth-breather was just a paunchy, balder version of Mencia. He then offered to go to Autozone and she's got the skeevies, hoping he doesn't come back. He comes back with a new battery, grinning all ear-to-ear like a psycho Mexican circus clown and helps her to hook up the battery. He then asked for my number and calls me Megan, even though I NEVER TOLD HIM MY NAME. I was freaked out so I went all Keyser Soze and gave him the number of the China a Go Go restaurant next to the Wal-mart. He then says he wants to marry me and I hightailed it out of there. The only thing I heard him say as I was peeling out of there was "Salud". Whew, well I got my new car battery and I think I might just drive back to Vegas now since there is nothing but creepy stalker bald Mexicans down here in Arizona. I hope he enjoys his Chinese takeout though. I told her to call me when she gets back in town because she still sounded a bit shaken up and she said goodbye see you soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viejo Dinosaur Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 Was she Muslim or Asian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryRunSome Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 100% true. I couldn't care less if posters don't believe me. I just ask myself, why the fuck do I continue to bother? I may as well give up on sex. Anyway... ...was driving home and I saw this OK-looking girl in a parking lot with the hood open. Chick was probably only a 7, but she had yoga pants on, so she looked like a solid 8. So, I turned around, pulled in, and offered to help. She told me the car wasn't starting. I took my meter out and measured the battery, fuckin' thing was 7.5 volts... way low! Also, looked at the date, it was 4 years old. I told her the battery is shot. She started to cry, telling me she had recently moved here, and everything has been going wrong for her... and she's strapped for money... and wasn't sure how much this would set her back. I consoled her because I felt really bad for her, and told her things would turn around for her. She told me I was a sweet guy. I told her I'd take her battery with me to AutoZone, to see if a recharge was possible, if not, I'd borrow some jumper cables from them and give her a jump. She said OK. So, I drive two miles to AutoZone. Before I stepped inside, I thought, how nice would it be to surprise her with a new battery? So I go through my options, and they tell me a two-year warranty battery would be about $129, and a five-year warranty (three-year free replacement, two-year prorated) would be $139. I went with the cheaper one, lol, since I'm a cheap fuck, I guess. Anyway, I drive back and surprise her with a new battery, and installed it for her. Her jaw was to the floor. She didn't know what to say, but told me I was the sweetest guy she's met so far. I figured, hey, why not ask for her number? So, right after I put in the battery... I closed the hood up, and asked her, "Do you think you can give me your number? Maybe we go out to dinner, or hang out, or something, Megan?" She acted kinda put off by it, I thought, but she said, "Sure!" I was like, whew! So, she gives me her number, and I told her, "I'll give you a ring one of these days." We drive off. I was almost home, and I decide to call her to tell her if something happens to her car on the way to her destination... that I'll drive over to help her out. I call the number, and some Chinese lady picks up asking me if it'll delivery or take-out. I was like WTF??? FUCKIN' BITCH! That's a pretty dirty move to do to a dude. Just tell me you're not interested. Don't lead me on like that, that's beyond fucked up. Whew. Felt kinda good getting that off my chest, though.Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Sucker born every minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 Forever lonely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 It was still a nice thing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 Shut up he posted itHa, guess I got served. I’ve never been in that situation where I met a random girl, and bought her something in attempt to hook up with her. Not even a drink at a bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 It was still a nice thing to do.It would have been if there wasn’t a motive for doing so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 Not the poInt. Anyway, I lost my argument. I don’t have any more comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 It would have been if there wasn’t a motive for doing so. and if she wasn't such a fake ass lying bitch so we have a creeper trying to pay for sex, and a cock tease in yoga pants trying to get a free battery neither party is likeable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGS 9.5 Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 Kingy a good kid. Wont see Megan for about 8 years though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Paddy Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 these two are happy... why cant you be ? Who is the babe with Kinger? He looks like he has a chance. Smart move, wearing the parachute. Good conversation starter, and implies you like risk and danger. Comes handy if she pushes you over the edge of the Grand Canyon, if that is near to where they are and they go there to snog. I don't see a reserve chute on that rig though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 That’s Kinger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 That’s Kinger? um no that picture was taken somewhere with grass and dirt, which rules out arizona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fecal Tornado Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 100% true. So my friend Megan called me this afternoon and said "you're not going to believe this but I got a new battery for free today". You see Megan has had a rough go of it, lost her job in Vegas, and decided to leave town and move to the Phoenix area. I told her to call me and update her since she drives an old beater and I was concerned she'd break down in the desert on the highway. She says she's in the parking lot of the local Wal-Mart today and her car just made it there and conked out. She's checking under the hood when she sees this guy creeping at her out of the corner of her eyes. He looked like he was staring a hole through her yoga pants and the hair on her arms started to stand up, but then she realized "wait! that''s Carlos Mencia!". She's a fan of comedy so she started smiling, only to realize when he got closer this mouth-breather was just a paunchy, balder version of Mencia. He then offered to go to Autozone and she's got the skeevies, hoping he doesn't come back. He comes back with a new battery, grinning all ear-to-ear like a psycho Mexican circus clown and helps her to hook up the battery. He then asked for my number and calls me Megan, even though I NEVER TOLD HIM MY NAME. I was freaked out so I went all Keyser Soze and gave him the number of the China a Go Go restaurant next to the Wal-mart. He then says he wants to marry me and I hightailed it out of there. The only thing I heard him say as I was peeling out of there was "Salud". Whew, well I got my new car battery and I think I might just drive back to Vegas now since there is nothing but creepy stalker bald Mexicans down here in Arizona. I hope he enjoys his Chinese takeout though. I told her to call me when she gets back in town because she still sounded a bit shaken up and she said goodbye see you soon. :laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 Looks like Kinger finally ponied up for a hairpiece. Cheers pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 looks like he lost weight too. Lol...jk king...I'm heavier than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted November 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 Kingy a good kid. Wont see Megan for about 8 years though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted November 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 Felt good today. Woke up refreshed, did a couple of jobs, picked up some Jersey Mike's on the way home... and now I'm here posting. Can't let something like that bring me down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 Step on a scale? Look in a mirror? Anyway my car needs a new battery. Fly to CT. I'll by the battery. You install. Me and Yanks hook you up with a $5 box from Taco Bell. WIN WIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno Marty Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 KR, read The Game. Women don't like men who treat them nicely, despite the fact that's what they'll tell you. You would have had better luck if you had pulled up next to her and told her she could benefit from a few more visits to the yoga studio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downsouth Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Felt good today. Woke up refreshed, did a couple of jobs, picked up some Jersey Mike's on the way home... and now I'm here posting. Can't let something like that bring me down.Be real man. Start hitting on 5s and you will have better luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 KR, read The Game. Women don't like men who treat them nicely, despite the fact that's what they'll tell you. You would have had better luck if you had pulled up next to her and told her she could benefit from a few more visits to the yoga studio.If you knew what a tool the guy that wrote that is, I doubt you'd be advocating it. I do agree some of the principles of the book are correct but overall absolute trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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