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LOL I just paid for a chick's car battery, and she gave me a fake number...

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#176
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Got a guy who is a coder and best friend is a K-9 jabbing st me about females..... lol

Rito I’ll refrain pal

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Chick magnet...... I’m a coder (geek).

Here’s my dog... the only girl who has ever loved me...

Also... I challenge posters to ACT tests.....

And I drive a KIA....

If there was a strike 4... you’d be it, MF

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Got a guy who is a coder and best friend is a K-9 jabbing st me about females..... lol

Rito I’ll refrain pal

 

:laugh


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Chick magnet...... I’m a coder (geek).

Here’s my dog... the only girl who has ever loved me...

Also... I challenge posters to ACT tests.....

And I drive a KIA....

If there was a strike 4... you’d be it, MF


Deemer fires a haymaker

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Chick magnet...... I’m a coder (geek).

Here’s my dog... the only girl who has ever loved me...

Also... I challenge posters to ACT tests.....

And I drive a KIA....

If there was a strike 4... you’d be it, MF

 

Someone's touchy.  LOL.

 

I put the donk in a corner obviously.



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I bet Deemer is turned on by those Asian broads that cry when they have sex.

 

Over/Under on the number of women Deemer has had sex with:

 

1.5 OVR +200

1.5 UND -350



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I bet Deemer is turned on by those Asian broads that cry when they have sex.

 

Over/Under on the number of women Deemer has had sex with:

 

1.5 OVR +200

1.5 UND -350

 

Guy has banged one broad and one midget.  PUSH!


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"McGregor's left could absolutely destroy Oscar." -MonkeyF0cker


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Guy has banged one broad and one midget.  PUSH!

 

Family doesn't count.  The official score is 1.

 

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Well, this is awkward.

GD, that is hilarious :laugh  :laugh



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Was texted to me while at work


Meeting Megan at firefly tonight for tapas.
Gotta be honest, I think she's a clinger. Linger may have dodged a bullet here.

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I bet Deemer is turned on by those Asian broads that cry when they have sex.

Over/Under on the number of women Deemer has had sex with:

1.5 OVR +200
1.5 UND -350


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Talking about this, if I recall correctly , poster Disabler is also sitting at 1. (His wife)
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Talking about this, if I recall correctly , poster Disabler is also sitting at 1. (His wife)


For some reason I thought it was 2, but you may be correct here. Has been stated numerous times across Forumville though.

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Two 40 DDs.


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What a guy! Kinger should post his stories at reddit. That will generate some more traffic to TGF.



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Talking about this, if I recall correctly , poster Disabler is also sitting at 1. (His wife)

No.  Think it's 2.  The other one was like the daughter or something of a pro baseball player and she was super hot and he might have missed her vagina and put it in her ass.  Young love!

 

I think those are the details.  The description got a little murky.


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No. Think it's 2. The other one was like the daughter or something of a pro baseball player and she was super hot and he might have missed her vagina and put it in her ass. Young love!

I think those are the details. The description got a little murky.

Haha. You are mixing stories together. It's two.

The specific story you are referring to is not one of the two. That was just a finger bang when I was 16. Girl was so tight I joked that I might have missed and hit her asshole. And she wasn't that hot. 7/10 at best with mosquito bites as breasts.

And she wasn't the daughter of a MLB player. But her family let Bob Howry live with them when he pitched at Yavapai College. So he was at the house a lot even after he no longer lived there. With his tshirts, Wranglers, and cowboy boots on.

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I bet Deemer is turned on by those Asian broads that cry when they have sex.

 

Over/Under on the number of women Deemer has had sex with:

 

1.5 OVR +200

1.5 UND -350

the Asians in porn always screaming bloody murder always gotta watch the phone volume in the office when you see those Asian bitches



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Haha. You are mixing stories together. It's two.

The specific story you are referring to is not one of the two. That was just a finger bang when I was 16. Girl was so tight I joked that I might have missed and hit her asshole. And she wasn't that hot. 7/10 at best with mosquito bites as breasts.

And she wasn't the daughter of a MLB player. But her family let Bob Howry live with them when he pitched at Yavapai College. So he was at the house a lot even after he no longer lived there. With his tshirts, Wranglers, and cowboy boots on.

 

:laugh



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Clever comeback MF

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Clever comeback MF


I know.

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Haha. You are mixing stories together. It's two.

The specific story you are referring to is not one of the two. That was just a finger bang when I was 16. Girl was so tight I joked that I might have missed and hit her asshole. And she wasn't that hot. 7/10 at best with mosquito bites as breasts.

And she wasn't the daughter of a MLB player. But her family let Bob Howry live with them when he pitched at Yavapai College. So he was at the house a lot even after he no longer lived there. With his tshirts, Wranglers, and cowboy boots on.


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i find it weird that diabler went into great detail about how bob howry dressed

 

but didn't tell us how the tight girl dressed

 

seems we now know who diabler was sexually interested in



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Gotta be a real low life to pay to get laid

Ever guy pays to get laid. If you pay her way on a date then you are essentially paying for sex.
Easy as 1-2-3

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i find it weird that diabler went into great detail about how bob howry dressed

 

but didn't tell us how the tight girl dressed

 

seems we now know who diabler was sexually interested in

What's even nuttier is that he's 16 and he's just gotten his finger in either the pussy or ass of the girl and he didn't even smell his finger.  Like second level Sherlock Holmes stuff.

 

Young Uncle Dildo (sniffing his finger):  Holey moley!  Her vagina smells like poo!!!

 

Also, Uncle D if you fingerbanged the girl in the ass then she was probably going to let you have sex with her.  Were you more interested in hanging out with Uncle Bob in Wranglers and other western apparel in the TV room than the young lady?


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What's even nuttier is that he's 16 and he's just gotten his finger in either the pussy or ass of the girl and he didn't even smell his finger. Like second level Sherlock Holmes stuff.

Young Uncle Dildo (sniffing his finger): Holey moley! Her vagina smells like poo!!!

Also, Uncle D if you fingerbanged the girl in the ass then she was probably going to let you have sex with her. Were you more interested in hanging out with Uncle Bob in Wranglers and other western apparel in the TV room than the young lady?


Haha. You guys are funny, very funny.

It was 100% her vagina. I was joking about the poop shoot. She definitely was tight though.

And I mentioned the Bob Howry thing because he happened to be around a lot. Always wearing the same outfit. I think he only had one set of clothes. He was an odd bird too.




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