Deemer Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Got a guy who is a coder and best friend is a K-9 jabbing st me about females..... lol Rito I’ll refrain pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deemer Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Chick magnet...... I’m a coder (geek). Here’s my dog... the only girl who has ever loved me... Also... I challenge posters to ACT tests..... And I drive a KIA.... If there was a strike 4... you’d be it, MF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted November 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Got a guy who is a coder and best friend is a K-9 jabbing st me about females..... lol Rito I’ll refrain pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downsouth Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Chick magnet...... I’m a coder (geek). Here’s my dog... the only girl who has ever loved me... Also... I challenge posters to ACT tests..... And I drive a KIA.... If there was a strike 4... you’d be it, MFDeemer fires a haymaker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Chick magnet...... I’m a coder (geek). Here’s my dog... the only girl who has ever loved me... Also... I challenge posters to ACT tests..... And I drive a KIA.... If there was a strike 4... you’d be it, MF Someone's touchy. LOL. I put the donk in a corner obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 I bet Deemer is turned on by those Asian broads that cry when they have sex. Over/Under on the number of women Deemer has had sex with: 1.5 OVR +2001.5 UND -350 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted November 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 I bet Deemer is turned on by those Asian broads that cry when they have sex. Over/Under on the number of women Deemer has had sex with: 1.5 OVR +2001.5 UND -350 Guy has banged one broad and one midget. PUSH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Guy has banged one broad and one midget. PUSH! Family doesn't count. The official score is 1. Under bettors get paid. Bad beat for overs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGS 9.5 Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Well, this is awkward.GD, that is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Was texted to me while at work Meeting Megan at firefly tonight for tapas.Gotta be honest, I think she's a clinger. Linger may have dodged a bullet here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 I bet Deemer is turned on by those Asian broads that cry when they have sex. Over/Under on the number of women Deemer has had sex with: 1.5 OVR +2001.5 UND -350CarefulTalking about this, if I recall correctly , poster Disabler is also sitting at 1. (His wife) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bfo Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 CarefulTalking about this, if I recall correctly , poster Disabler is also sitting at 1. (His wife)For some reason I thought it was 2, but you may be correct here. Has been stated numerous times across Forumville though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted November 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Two 40 DDs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evade Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 What a guy! Kinger should post his stories at reddit. That will generate some more traffic to TGF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCD Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 CarefulTalking about this, if I recall correctly , poster Disabler is also sitting at 1. (His wife)No. Think it's 2. The other one was like the daughter or something of a pro baseball player and she was super hot and he might have missed her vagina and put it in her ass. Young love! I think those are the details. The description got a little murky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 No. Think it's 2. The other one was like the daughter or something of a pro baseball player and she was super hot and he might have missed her vagina and put it in her ass. Young love! I think those are the details. The description got a little murky.Haha. You are mixing stories together. It's two. The specific story you are referring to is not one of the two. That was just a finger bang when I was 16. Girl was so tight I joked that I might have missed and hit her asshole. And she wasn't that hot. 7/10 at best with mosquito bites as breasts. And she wasn't the daughter of a MLB player. But her family let Bob Howry live with them when he pitched at Yavapai College. So he was at the house a lot even after he no longer lived there. With his tshirts, Wranglers, and cowboy boots on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TobyTyler Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 I bet Deemer is turned on by those Asian broads that cry when they have sex. Over/Under on the number of women Deemer has had sex with: 1.5 OVR +2001.5 UND -350the Asians in porn always screaming bloody murder always gotta watch the phone volume in the office when you see those Asian bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Haha. You are mixing stories together. It's two. The specific story you are referring to is not one of the two. That was just a finger bang when I was 16. Girl was so tight I joked that I might have missed and hit her asshole. And she wasn't that hot. 7/10 at best with mosquito bites as breasts. And she wasn't the daughter of a MLB player. But her family let Bob Howry live with them when he pitched at Yavapai College. So he was at the house a lot even after he no longer lived there. With his tshirts, Wranglers, and cowboy boots on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deemer Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Clever comeback MF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Clever comeback MFI know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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milwaukee mike Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 i find it weird that diabler went into great detail about how bob howry dressed but didn't tell us how the tight girl dressed seems we now know who diabler was sexually interested in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balco Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Gotta be a real low life to pay to get laidEver guy pays to get laid. If you pay her way on a date then you are essentially paying for sex.Easy as 1-2-3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCD Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 i find it weird that diabler went into great detail about how bob howry dressed but didn't tell us how the tight girl dressed seems we now know who diabler was sexually interested inWhat's even nuttier is that he's 16 and he's just gotten his finger in either the pussy or ass of the girl and he didn't even smell his finger. Like second level Sherlock Holmes stuff. Young Uncle Dildo (sniffing his finger): Holey moley! Her vagina smells like poo!!! Also, Uncle D if you fingerbanged the girl in the ass then she was probably going to let you have sex with her. Were you more interested in hanging out with Uncle Bob in Wranglers and other western apparel in the TV room than the young lady? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 What's even nuttier is that he's 16 and he's just gotten his finger in either the pussy or ass of the girl and he didn't even smell his finger. Like second level Sherlock Holmes stuff. Young Uncle Dildo (sniffing his finger): Holey moley! Her vagina smells like poo!!! Also, Uncle D if you fingerbanged the girl in the ass then she was probably going to let you have sex with her. Were you more interested in hanging out with Uncle Bob in Wranglers and other western apparel in the TV room than the young lady?Haha. You guys are funny, very funny. It was 100% her vagina. I was joking about the poop shoot. She definitely was tight though. And I mentioned the Bob Howry thing because he happened to be around a lot. Always wearing the same outfit. I think he only had one set of clothes. He was an odd bird too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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