Dark Raver Camper Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 For me, besides winning (Hardy, Har, Har) is go for a haircut. It’s a bit misleading. I grow my hair, then I shave it off. It bothers my father because when it’s long, he says I look like a derelict, then I shave it, and now I’m a skin head. It’s funny to me because when he first sees me after I shave my head he just stares and shakes his head. So I haven’t gone for a haircut in about 15 years. No I’m not balding. No I don’t go because it’s +even. I don’t know what + even is if it hit me in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted February 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 I want this to be actions, but I had to take a poke at me, fit in size 36 pants. I still hold on to them because maybe one day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted February 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 I haven’t gone to confession since 1997. I’ve been meaning to go, but I’d probably need to see if the priest could stay and extra 90 minutes to accommodate this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted February 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 Sorry, the title should read “Haven’t” done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Odom Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 make sure the priest is not a pedo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted February 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 I was an alter boy and when I was assigned the #1 assignment, for that mass, I’d carry the cross and have to hold the gospel or bible, whatever it is, that the priest read from. While holding it, so the priest could read it, my back was towards the people. When my friends did the masses with me, while I’m holding the book and the priest is reading, I’d make retarded faces at the priest just to make the other kid laugh. To this day I’m not sure how the priest didn’t see me or sense that I was contorting my face, while I was holding the book for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted February 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 I once got in trouble because I had my elbow leaning on the alter when the priest was doing something with the host, the circle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 I haven’t sized up a building storm drain system in years but here I am coffee in hand and code book open trying to remember my schooling from years past.... After doing the calculations of Los Angeles rain rate of 2.1 in/hr and a flow rate of 1% or 1/8” I’m coming up with one 4” drain needed to cover 3,580 sq ft Having a hard time believing I’m right, seems like way to much area for one drain that size Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted February 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 You are older than me. Hats off to remembering schooling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 Haven't gone for a haircut in like 15 years. I just shave it off myself to 1/4" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downsouth Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 Haven't gone for a haircut in like 15 years. I just shave it off myself to 1/4"Hard to imagine how you're not beating them off with a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 Hard to imagine how you're not beating them off with a stick.I have a lot of charisma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 I have a lot of PROPECIA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Hard to imagine how you're not beating them off with a stick. Have saved a lot of money, pal. How much are haircuts? Like $20? Pass. And Joey probably goes to a fancy salon and pays $50 minimum. Big fuckin' scam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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