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I look like a fuckin' conehead with my head shaved...

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Yeah, I read that bald guys look much better when they're thin.  That's next on my list.



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Kinger, today is the day you turn your life around.

First you got to listen to Diabler and shave the head.

Second, stop eating three entree meals at Panda Express.

Third, start exercising. Not just for appearance but for confidence.

Fourth, start visiting those crazy sites that Plommer used to pull quotes from. Start playing the Game. Get a good hat, practice your negging, kino, alpha fucking not beta bucking. Make the ladies monkey branch to you!

You are no uglier than Neil Strauss. Joey will confirm. And he was banging women left and right. Time to put your game face on. Fuck it, here's a Strauss before and after pic. He was chest deep in pussy!

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Kinger >>> Neil the douche

Funny part is the one girl I’ve banged that I know banged him is one of the uglier ones ive ever been with. So go figure.
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You should do like a video series on that.  Picking the right hat.  Getting strong.  Working on your insult game.  That shit will be epic.

 

Here you go.  Let's do this.  If you get to 190 then Joey and I will rent you a Lamborghini in Vegas.

 


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Kinger >>> Neil the douche

Funny part is the one girl I’ve banged that I know banged him is one of the uglier ones ive ever been with. So go figure.

Kinger has to work on his mind.  Sniffing panties is very 2016.  2018 is the year of top shelf strange!


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Yes...one must diversify their perversity

one water, please


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Show us your side profile too. I have tried using razor but it's not good for the scalp.



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go to bosley, get a free consultation and make a video while you're there.  https://www.bosley.c...atient-results/



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looks like jj from across the street 



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Have you tried minoxidyl foam or whatever it is called?

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Have you tried minoxidyl foam or whatever it is called?


He's way beyond that helping. Sol and the others are right. Get some shaving cream and take what little is left off with a razor. The short hair from a buzz clipper looks bad.

Good luck Kinger.

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Yeah, I read that bald guys look much better when they're thin. That's next on my list.

you shave it now you are the Mexican butterbean.

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Join the circus or become a pro wrestler.  Pretty much your only two options at this point.

haha


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Shave it or grow it out some. First picture looks like a trimmed testicle.

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Shave it or grow it out some. First picture looks like a trimmed testicle.

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Baldest I've ever been... thinking of trying pills before I finally give up!

Dude the pills don’t work when all the hair is already gone

You have to get on them while you still have hair left

They don’t make hair regrow dum dum.

Once you start taking them it minimizes any additional loss
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...not sure Sports J will want to go out to dinner with me in Vegas. Scary looking fuck... my life is over.


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:scratch


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:laugh  :laugh

sLim take this guy to the barber shop and get him cleaned up , the next time you and oj go.

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...not sure Sports J will want to go out to dinner with me in Vegas. Scary looking fuck... my life is over.2zgw6dl.jpg


Wow.

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Wow.


I know you're not talking...

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I know you're not talking...


What are you blabbing about Fatty McGhee.

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Even on my worst day I'm better looking than you, pal.

Maybe I should hire you to walk around with me. :yay

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You can't do anything about being bald. You can lift weights and get ripped though.

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be worse if you had dumbo ears



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Even on my worst day I'm better looking than you, pal.
Maybe I should hire you to walk around with me. :yay


Mexican dreams.

Gotta love em.




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