rito Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Well that is because you a zero. Get any blowjobs at Peets lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Get any blowjobs at Peets lately? :laugh Balco forgets he told us about the dude he blew in the Peet's restroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rito Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 :laugh Balco forgets he told us about the dude he blew in the Peet's restroom. I think the dude blew him, but yea it was definitely a guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 :laugh Balco forgets he told us about the dude he blew in the Peet's restroom.Trumptardism is a mental disorder!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookbraker Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 I think the dude blew him, but yea it was definitely a guy.WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 I think the dude blew him, but yea it was definitely a guy. Oh, yeah, I think you're right. He said it twice, too. Unbelievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 :laugh Balco forgets he told us about the dude he blew in the Peet's restroom. I think the dude blew him, but yea it was definitely a guy. Balco has some explanation to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Trumptardism is a mental disorder!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KingRevolver Posted February 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 I wasn't genetically blessed... that's OK. But I have to think positive. Easy to fall into a dark hole, though, like I was doing last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rito Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 I wasn't genetically blessed... that's OK. But I have to think positive. Easy to fall into a dark hole, though, like I was doing last night. Dude there's no way you lost your hair before I did. Get over it. I look way better now that I'm just bicing it. Any time I get lazy and wait a week or so I look way older with the stub. If you bic it people don't know how bald you actually are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don julio Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 I look like a stud when I wear my hats. Going to be buried wearing one. Fat middle aged guy in braces Is this the pic your cousin swiped right on Tinder to? I think I see some Jersey Mike’s scraps on your braces! What’s the rest of the outfit? Some Lee Dungarees, steel toed boots and one of Yanks Tap Out T-Shirts? You look like you could be on the Poster at Planned Parenthood to scare teenage girls into taking birth control. Your face is so swollen it looks like you were stung by bees When you sniff parties do g strings ever get tangled up in your braces? Do you feel like Kaepernick getting off the bus walking into the stadium with your headphones on? 15 minutes to awesomeness and the guy wonders why no one would take one of his free Coca Colas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Fat middle aged guy in braces Is this the pic your cousin swiped right on Tinder to? I think I see some Jersey Mike’s scraps on your braces! What’s the rest of the outfit? Some Lee Dungarees, steel toed boots and one of Yanks Tap Out T-Shirts? You look like you could be on the Poster at Planned Parenthood to scare teenage girls into taking birth control. Your face is so swollen it looks like you were stung by bees When you sniff parties do g strings ever get tangled up in your braces? Do you feel like Kaepernick getting off the bus walking into the stadium with your headphones on? 15 minutes to awesomeness and the guy wonders why no one would take one of his free Coca Colas. Dayum. Poor Kinger. Even Hoops came back to get some shots in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Fat middle aged guy in braces Is this the pic your cousin swiped right on Tinder to? I think I see some Jersey Mike’s scraps on your braces! What’s the rest of the outfit? Some Lee Dungarees, steel toed boots and one of Yanks Tap Out T-Shirts? You look like you could be on the Poster at Planned Parenthood to scare teenage girls into taking birth control. Your face is so swollen it looks like you were stung by bees When you sniff parties do g strings ever get tangled up in your braces? Do you feel like Kaepernick getting off the bus walking into the stadium with your headphones on? 15 minutes to awesomeness and the guy wonders why no one would take one of his free Coca Colas. Dont quit your day job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajt Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Fat middle aged guy in braces Is this the pic your cousin swiped right on Tinder to? I think I see some Jersey Mike’s scraps on your braces! What’s the rest of the outfit? Some Lee Dungarees, steel toed boots and one of Yanks Tap Out T-Shirts? You look like you could be on the Poster at Planned Parenthood to scare teenage girls into taking birth control. Your face is so swollen it looks like you were stung by bees When you sniff parties do g strings ever get tangled up in your braces? Do you feel like Kaepernick getting off the bus walking into the stadium with your headphones on? 15 minutes to awesomeness and the guy wonders why no one would take one of his free Coca Colas. Brutal lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 ...but not funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downsouth Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 I wasn't genetically blessed... that's OK. But I have to think positive. Easy to fall into a dark hole, though, like I was doing last night. You look like 95% of other middle aged guys. Your only problem is most of those guys that look like that already are married with kids and such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 You look like 95% of other middle aged guys. Your only problem is most of those guys that look like that already are married with kids and such. His main problem is he's not middle aged, he's only 35. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Hurtful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 ...but not funny. "Jersey Mike's scraps in your braces" was kinda funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajt Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Kinger, you should be hitting the bars tonight. Any chicks at the bar tonight are gonna be pissed no one is doing anything with them for Valentine’s Day. Your chances of getting laid are much higher tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Kinger, a 7 figure bank account will take care of all the problems you have.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balco Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 I look like a stud when I wear my hats. Going to be buried wearing one. Stud? Do you score any with the hat? Fucking christ you can't even score a whore from BP. Your nose is probably bigger than your pecker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balco Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 ...not sure Sports J will want to go out to dinner with me in Vegas. Scary looking fuck... my life is over. Look at the fucking slope head. Oh and with braces...FYL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balco Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 ...not sure Sports J will want to go out to dinner with me in Vegas. Scary looking fuck... my life is over. Might be best used for a speed bag. What do you think top boxing mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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