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Do people have kids just to show off?

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I think they do.  doesn't impress me one bit.  kids are just future tax slaves just like their parents.



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Pretty sure most people have them by accident

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there like lottery tickets, couples hope 1 of them eventually hits.



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Tattoos are a worse cry for attention.

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Pretty sure most people have them by accident


My first was on purpose, second was an oops.

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Wade spot on... for once.

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Wade spot on... for once.


I didn’t have kids to show off so no he’s not. Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life...

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there like lottery tickets, couples hope 1 of them eventually hits.


Good analogy

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Man, I don’t know how you parents do it.

Have my sister’s kids for a week and I’m on day 2 and already exhausted.
"Cryptic bets, hot dog/hamburger discussion, threats, wigger cucumber, and so on. Good thread. Helps with the insomnia and is more fun than Statistics homework."

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Man, I don’t know how you parents do it.

Have my sister’s kids for a week and I’m on day 2 and already exhausted.


This is the perfect time to teach them what a 3 team parlay pays and what pot odds in poker is.

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Man, I don’t know how you parents do it.

Have my sister’s kids for a week and I’m on day 2 and already exhausted.


I have two under two and every single day is like climbing Everest.

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Had anyone warned me that children would provide me with a non-stop opportunity to empty my pockets I might have hesitated...

 

That being said, children are a blessing.



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This is the perfect time to teach them what a 3 team parlay pays and what pot odds in poker is.


LoL

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7 and 4 here. wears me out regularly.

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7 and 4 here. wears me out regularly.


Same age as my niece and nephew I have this week
"Cryptic bets, hot dog/hamburger discussion, threats, wigger cucumber, and so on. Good thread. Helps with the insomnia and is more fun than Statistics homework."

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7 and 4 here. wears me out regularly.


10 7 3

The third one changes everything.

To: LiL' Ted       From: housepicks 

 

You know why your daughters boyfriend invited his friend over for Christmas at your house?

Because it takes 2 beaners to fuck her fat ass.

Good thing you’re passed out drunk by then. 

 

 

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Same age as my niece and nephew I have this week


Yeah. it never stops at that age.

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Dude, I had one just so I could rock a baby bjorn. I got one, as a gift, and never rocked it. I took it back to Walmart. Unfortunately I couldn’t take the kid back to Walmart.




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