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I'm gonna go FUCKING HAM on the new $30 ticket, boyz

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best chance in MA lottery history to win a milli.  i'm going all fucking in, boyz.  ticket goes on sale next Tuesday.  if I hit the million then Latifah will be mine.  sort of like a package deal.  I think i'll claim it myself instead of going through a lawyer.  that way she'll know I won and she'll try to get with me.

 

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got 2 today lost on both.  depressed as fuck.  http://masslottery.c...d-180-2018.html


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I wish we had good scratcher odds like MA. I’d buy way more.

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donuts, I catch nothing but colds, pal.  currently sick with one.  wish I could catch a bullet to the head so I can not live anymore.  my life sucks.  wish I was never born.


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lost on another one today.  0 for 3 now.  ticket is bullshit.  found a bunch in the trash though for 2nd chance.


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so boyz I was 0 for 8 before today.  got 7 of them and won on 3 of them.  winners were $100, $50 and $30.  million is coming soon.


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got 4 today won on 2 of them for $40 and $30.  the million is getting closer.


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i'm banging out these $30's like yanks bangs out aids infected costa rican hookers.  got 8 today, won on 3 of them.  $40, $50 and $100 were the winners.  I need this million like donuts needs a bmw i8.


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yeah boyz i'm calling this ticket the hundo ticket.  got 5 yesterday won on 3 of them.  won $100 and two $30's.  then today I got 5 of them won on 3 again.  won two $100's and a $40.  ticket is starting to heat up, boyz.  the million is on the horizon.  root it in, boyz


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