Dark Raver Camper Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 I kind of find this funny. This thread isn’t to gauge if any one thinks it’s funny. I’m just telling you people because I am. We have a 14 year old lab. The fucker, is hanging in there somehow. I say fucker with the utmost respect. She is my pal! This dog has a large skin tag that looks like a little vagina. Just hanging there. Over the last year she’s developed cysts. There is one behind her ear that is the size of a hacky sack. Sometimes it bursts. The smell I can’t even describe. Maybe like high octane cat urine. Anyway we have another dog that licks the dogs hacky sack when it bursts. That dog always wants kisses but I refuse to kiss her because I call her the pus-see licker. Like puss from a pimple. My daughter has been saying it quite often and my wife is mad because of how it sounds and the alternative context. She’s afraid she’ll mention it at school. Dude, I think it’s kind of funny, if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted April 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 I love the dog, the old dog. The vet says she isn’t in pain however she’s at the stage where she’s pretty much done and he would end it. My wife wonders/considers it but I say no. About 5 years ago I took her to a different vet because she was acting nuts. Crazy, pacing, acting like she could sense a nuclear weapon was about to hit. The dog goes in the room. About 10 minutes later the door opens and the dog has a green bandana on with butterflies. I instantly thought death sentence. Lady says dog have a brain disorder and will die within two months. Now there weren’t any brain scans done nor was I going to spend the 1k for a mri, then possible surgery on an old dog. She was wrong, and I really didnt buy it anyway. So this old dog was sentenced to death in error. Because of this she’ll remain part of the family until she’s in paIn. At this rate, she may develop skin tags that look like an elephants trunk, but that’s fine with me, sort of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 this is some weird shit i feel like i lost part of my soul just reading it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted April 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 I commend you for reading it! I wouldn’t have made it until the second sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted April 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 Plus you got a partial grin. That is very difficult for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 ain't that some shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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