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What a drama fest. Who will walk her down the aisle?

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Yenta

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I don’t get the attention for this from the media.

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all royals should be gunned down.  they do nothing but steal from good hard working people.


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Its going to be a long night. 1am PT TIME



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This thing is tonight?

 

I admit that I saw a lil bit of the one with Kate just to see what they look like. 

 

Def won't watch a second of this. 

 

But Harry is def cucked. 


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I don’t get the attention for this from the media.

 

I don't either.  But, apparently, the world is chock-full of pre-adolescent school-girls that still dream of princes and unicorns - so there is an audience for this trash.



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The latest is the QUEEN IS LIVID WITH THE MARKLES. You can make bets if harry will shave for the wedding. YES -150 - NO +130



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shave is yes -150


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At the reception, the guest will be eating fast because once the queen is done eating, she will place her purse on the table and everybody must quit eating.
Then if you get a chance to talk to the queen, she will have her purse on her left arm and when she moves it to the right arm, she is telling you the conversation is over
Everybody eats with a fork in their left hand and they don’t stab the food. They balance on back of the fork.
You can not touch the royal family
Their doge eat gourmet food - NO DOG FOOD
Their will be no pasta or potatoes to serve
Every women must wear a hat at the weeding. There is so much more but these are some of the rules if you get invited to the wedding
You are not allowed to cross your legs, if so only at the ankle
This is just some of the rules and why people will be setting their clocks at 3am to watch Friday night. This is just the reminder to set your clocks!!

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So my advice to you who are invited, is to eat before you go because you won’t be eating much by balancing the food on the back of your fork with your knife. Good LUCK!!

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Had no idea this is happening and don't know who these people are.  That Harry guy got drunk in Vegas a few years back and that girl is pretty cute.

Maybe we will turn it on at work tomorrow night.

I seriously don't keep up with the gossip and TV stuff at all.



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I don’t get the attention for this from the media.

 

The English love to hype all their shit up.  They're the best at everything and everyone cares about it.  Just ask them.



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Having said that, I will be watching!



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When does this come on?

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6am sat  eastern  coverage.  wedding a couple hours later.


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Wedding starts @ 3:33 PM in England. Get it right, Try.



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shave is yes -150


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This will be the 1st bi-racial wedding in the royal family. Meghan mother is black & father is a Jew. 3 billion watched Harry’s brother get married & this will top that. People sleeping on the sidewalks to get a good seat of the wedding. MEGAN is also divorced and from Calif. The old lady(Queen) isn’t too happy with Meghan’s dad. He sold some Pic to tabloid and had a heart attack and will not be at wedding. If he was able to go, the QUEEN was going to kick his ass. This QUEEN isn’t anybody to fuck with. Everybody has to walk behind her. When she is done eating, EVERYBODY IS DONE EATING. The guest will be eating fast and have a eye on the QUEEN. WHEN SHE PUTS THAT PURSE ON THE TABLE, YOU HAVE HAD YOUR LAST BITE!! Americans are more excited than people in ENGLAND. By the way the WEDDING DRESS COST $135,000. That’s a lot of parlays. I’m done, got to catch a flight for the wedding

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i have some high end English Breakfast Tea ready to go. 

 

Have my suit dry cleaned and pressed after the rainy muddy Derby experience.

 

Some strawberries and cream (sort of Wimbledon but figure it fits)

 

and some pork with apple sauce

 

lets get cultured.

 

and bet some English horse racing during the event


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and a bottle of Prosecco 


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Another school shooting in TX and all I’m seeing is these royal fools all over the telly.

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i have some high end English Breakfast Tea ready to go. 

 

Have my suit dry cleaned and pressed after the rainy muddy Derby experience.

 

Some strawberries and cream (sort of Wimbledon but figure it fits)

 

and some pork with apple sauce

 

lets get cultured.

 

and bet some English horse racing during the event

Real culture would be having lemon and elderflower cake, that's what is being served at the reception.


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Actually looking forward to this the closer it gets, LOL... something to watch.



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Actually looking forward to this the closer it gets, LOL... something to watch.


What time does it start in the Pacific time zone?




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