sports j Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 in honor of calangelos bright idea to use several twitter accounts which got him fired this thread has been created. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sports j Posted June 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 i remember i was working at the marriot by far my easiest job met a girl we went out with her friends we waited til they went to sleep then fucked in there hotel room i was so paranoid i would get caught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 i remember i was working at the marriot by far my easiest job met a girl we went out with her friends we waited til they went to sleep then fucked in there hotel room i was so paranoid i would get caught.Nothing to do with the topic but related to the story....I checked in at Buffalo Bills at State line and went up to my room and used the card key, open the door and the deadbolt engaged and I’m like wtf and I hear some frantic talk from a guy and girl.....I knew it was the maid fvcking the bartender (whoever) so I didn’t make them open the floor and I didn’t rat them out, just went back down and asked for a room on a different floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banger Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Fired for allegedly having sex in the local YMCA family changing rooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 In my early 20’s went to Christmas staff party and got absolutely goonedApparently I was hitting on my boss’s daughter I was black out drunk so don’t remember much of the nightWhen I get to work on Monday my co-workers said I better apologize for being an idiot One of my most embarrassing moments of my lifeBtw didn’t get fired we just laughed it off as being young and stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadTiger Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Fired for allegedly having sex in the local YMCA family changing rooms. "If the condom doesn't fit, you must acquit."--Johnny COCKran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookbraker Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Nothing to do with the topic but related to the story....I checked in at Buffalo Bills at State line and went up to my room and used the card key, open the door and the deadbolt engaged and I’m like wtf and I hear some frantic talk from a guy and girl.....I knew it was the maid fvcking the bartender (whoever) so I didn’t make them open the floor and I didn’t rat them out, just went back down and asked for a room on a different floorCalgon....take me away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Fired for allegedly having sex in the local YMCA family changing rooms.Deemer get fired too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Last time I was fired for sniffing panties. Fuckin' maid caught me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banger Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Deemer get fired too?Lmao, no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 I guess I got pretty close at a Xmas party where I only got a $50 bonus....company policy was $50 1sy year then $100 the next and every year after that $100 more Well the drinks were free so u know I was hammered and I cleared out a table talking very loud how I was the best plumber here and how so and so (named all the main guys lol) were overrated... One guy stayed at the table with me and still talks about it 15yrs later, not so much my rant but that I told him ‘fvck this I can when this 10x over at the Garden’ him and I went and I lost that 50 plus 300 more He reminds me every Xmas when we talk about company parties Probably wasn’t close to getting fired but it’s a funny story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fecal Tornado Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Nothing to do with the topic but related to the story....I checked in at Buffalo Bills at State line and went up to my room and used the card key, open the door and the deadbolt engaged and I’m like wtf and I hear some frantic talk from a guy and girl.....I knew it was the maid fvcking the bartender (whoever) so I didn’t make them open the floor and I didn’t rat them out, just went back down and asked for a room on a different floorgood dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fecal Tornado Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Had to fire a dude many years ago(owner sad so) he was young maybe 20,a good guy,got a DUI over the weekend and his name was in the monday morning newspaper,anyway owner said get rid of him(never could do that today).In the back room where he kept his coat,I told him to leave he was done,SO he grabs a coat hanger straightens it out ,and as he walks out runs it through our overstock of motor oil stacked 6 high 12 deep, sticks it through EVERY one what a mess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 When I was working for my father he got a call that I was sleeping at a stop sign at 1 pm while in the truck. Must have been a good nod. Thankfully his friend pulled up on me. Didn’t get rehired for 3 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Think I’ve told this story before but I got fired from a restaurant for sweeping a months worth of receipts off the GMs desk. It was worth it. A friend who worked with me tells the story everytime we see one another. GM said he was going to kick my ass and had to be held back from coming at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasson621 Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 If I was ever fired than would mean I was dead, but since I am here that means I was never fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike499 Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Got a dui on my way to work one morning.Boss had to come down and get my computer out of my car which was impounded.Funny thing that didn't get me fired I was put on a zero tolerance policy and I fucked that up to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 I was never fired in my working career, i guess i almost got fired one time for telling my boss what I thought of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 I only worked for 11 years. Never met the Director I reported to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Lingus Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 when i was 18 i threw a clipboard a my boss sitting down at his desk frisbee style at 10 ft out, just missing him , and told him to suck my dick and split the owner called me that night and told me to come in the next day. I did, apologized to my boss and he said don't worry about it, I respect you now. Go figure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 I only worked for 11 years. Never met the Director I reported to.Doesn't say much for your director. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 Doesn't say much for your director.Best optic read tates in country I ain't need him he e email me every Monday. Friday regional calls and National troubleshoots when needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 Been Ford a dozen times between 18-25. Everytime by my father. Longest before he took me back was 3 Months for nodding off high at a light in the work truck. Always took me back but everytime he made me stand in front of everyone in the shop in the morning and apologize to everyone for having to pick up my slack.. But even though he kept bringing me back and gave me chance after chance he didn’t really pay favorites. Always brought everyone he fired back. When I took over I fire Few apptsrentices and a guythere 10years. Fired an apprentice who was 19 and called out 11 times in his first 90 days. Refused to give him another chance and my father didn’t agree. Hired him back and that’s what made me leave. Went to work for a union company for about 12 Months. But ended up on 2nd shift and hated it. Left that and went to my current company. Father has asked me backs few dozen times. But can’t work with it for a guy who gives dope heads a dozen chances. (Me back I the day) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 How long before it's all yours, yanks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 When my father dies. But I’ll prob go before him. I have no interest in it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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