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worst way u got fired or the time u almost got fired

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in honor of calangelos bright idea to use several twitter accounts which got him fired this thread has been created.

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i remember i was working at the marriot by far my easiest job met a girl we went out with her friends we waited til they went to sleep then fucked in there hotel room i was so paranoid i would get caught.

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i remember i was working at the marriot by far my easiest job met a girl we went out with her friends we waited til they went to sleep then fucked in there hotel room i was so paranoid i would get caught.


Nothing to do with the topic but related to the story....I checked in at Buffalo Bills at State line and went up to my room and used the card key, open the door and the deadbolt engaged and I’m like wtf and I hear some frantic talk from a guy and girl.....I knew it was the maid fvcking the bartender (whoever) so I didn’t make them open the floor and I didn’t rat them out, just went back down and asked for a room on a different floor

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Fired for allegedly having sex in the local YMCA family changing rooms.

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In my early 20’s went to Christmas staff party and got absolutely gooned
Apparently I was hitting on my boss’s daughter
I was black out drunk so don’t remember much of the night
When I get to work on Monday my co-workers said I better apologize for being an idiot
One of my most embarrassing moments of my life
Btw didn’t get fired we just laughed it off as being young and stupid

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Fired for allegedly having sex in the local YMCA family changing rooms.

 

"If the condom doesn't fit, you must acquit."--Johnny COCKran



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Nothing to do with the topic but related to the story....I checked in at Buffalo Bills at State line and went up to my room and used the card key, open the door and the deadbolt engaged and I’m like wtf and I hear some frantic talk from a guy and girl.....I knew it was the maid fvcking the bartender (whoever) so I didn’t make them open the floor and I didn’t rat them out, just went back down and asked for a room on a different floor


Calgon....take me away!

To: LiL' Ted       From: housepicks 

 

You know why your daughters boyfriend invited his friend over for Christmas at your house?

Because it takes 2 beaners to fuck her fat ass.

Good thing you’re passed out drunk by then. 

 

 

12/30/2017

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Fired for allegedly having sex in the local YMCA family changing rooms.


Deemer get fired too?

I got a BJ at Peets coffee restroom before. it was incredible as he swallowed my load and I went on my way with my coffee. Met him as I walked in and we chatted as it was busy.


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Last time I was fired for sniffing panties. Fuckin' maid caught me.

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Deemer get fired too?


Lmao, no!

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I guess I got pretty close at a Xmas party where I only got a $50 bonus....company policy was $50 1sy year then $100 the next and every year after that $100 more

Well the drinks were free so u know I was hammered and I cleared out a table talking very loud how I was the best plumber here and how so and so (named all the main guys lol) were overrated...

One guy stayed at the table with me and still talks about it 15yrs later, not so much my rant but that I told him ‘fvck this I can when this 10x over at the Garden’ him and I went and I lost that 50 plus 300 more

He reminds me every Xmas when we talk about company parties

Probably wasn’t close to getting fired but it’s a funny story

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Nothing to do with the topic but related to the story....I checked in at Buffalo Bills at State line and went up to my room and used the card key, open the door and the deadbolt engaged and I’m like wtf and I hear some frantic talk from a guy and girl.....I knew it was the maid fvcking the bartender (whoever) so I didn’t make them open the floor and I didn’t rat them out, just went back down and asked for a room on a different floor

good dude



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Had to fire a dude many years ago(owner sad so) he was young maybe 20,a good guy,got a DUI over the weekend and his name was in the monday morning newspaper,anyway owner said get rid of him(never could do that today).In the back room where he kept his coat,I told him to leave he was done,SO he grabs a coat hanger straightens it out ,and as he walks out runs it through our overstock of motor oil stacked 6 high 12 deep, sticks it through EVERY one what a mess



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When I was working for my father he got a call that I was sleeping at a stop sign at 1 pm while in the truck.

Must have been a good nod. Thankfully his friend pulled up on me.

Didn’t get rehired for 3 months

I got a BJ at Peets coffee restroom before. it was incredible as he swallowed my load and I went on my way with my coffee. Met him as I walked in and we chatted as it was busy.


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Think I’ve told this story before but I got fired from a restaurant for sweeping a months worth of receipts off the GMs desk. It was worth it. A friend who worked with me tells the story everytime we see one another.

GM said he was going to kick my ass and had to be held back from coming at me.
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If I was ever fired than would mean I was dead, but since I am here that means I was never fired.


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Got a dui on my way to work one morning.Boss had to come down and get my computer out of my car which was impounded.Funny thing that didn't get me fired I was put on a zero tolerance policy and I fucked that up to.

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I was never fired in my working career, i guess i almost got fired one time for telling my boss what I thought of him.



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I only worked for 11 years. Never met the Director I reported to.


Your face at first just ghostly, turned a whiter shade of pale


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when i was 18 i threw a clipboard a my boss  sitting down at his desk frisbee style at 10 ft  out, just missing him , and told him to suck my dick and split

 

the owner called me that night and told me to come in the next day. I did, apologized to my boss and he said don't worry about it, I respect you now. Go figure



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I only worked for 11 years. Never met the Director I reported to.


Doesn't say much for your director.

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Doesn't say much for your director.


Best optic read tates in country I ain't need him he e email me every Monday.

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Been Ford a dozen times between 18-25. Everytime by my father. Longest before he took me back was 3 Months for nodding off high at a light in the work truck.

Always took me back but everytime he made me stand in front of everyone in the shop in the morning and apologize to everyone for having to pick up my slack..

But even though he kept bringing me back and gave me chance after chance he didn’t really pay favorites. Always brought everyone he fired back.

When I took over I fire Few apptsrentices and a guythere 10years.

Fired an apprentice who was 19 and called out 11 times in his first 90 days. Refused to give him another chance and my father didn’t agree. Hired him back and that’s what made me leave. Went to work for a union company for about 12 Months. But ended up on 2nd shift and hated it. Left that and went to my current company.

Father has asked me backs few dozen times. But can’t work with it for a guy who gives dope heads a dozen chances. (Me back I the day) :laugh

I got a BJ at Peets coffee restroom before. it was incredible as he swallowed my load and I went on my way with my coffee. Met him as I walked in and we chatted as it was busy.


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How long before it's all yours, yanks?

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When my father dies. But I’ll prob go before him. I have no interest in it though

I got a BJ at Peets coffee restroom before. it was incredible as he swallowed my load and I went on my way with my coffee. Met him as I walked in and we chatted as it was busy.





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