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Didn't know Muncher was in the U.S.

 

Hard to be in the U.S. with a no longer valid passport....

 

 

Dont you have some stripper to trick roll you?

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Cigarette butt = DNA

 

 

Even Roscoe P. Coltrane can get this one closed. It's over a 50% probability that the perp's DNA is in the system.

 

you're right but that would require the cops to do actual police work which most don't anymore.

 

 

Sorry DS.  The feeling of being violated is awful.

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Out of town on vacation and get call that my house was broken into last night

Rush home this morning and they did a number on it. They even stole my commercial lawn mower amd trailer. Had way to much cash loose and my wife left her wedding set as she didnt want to lose it at the beach. Used my truck as well. Left a half smoked cigarette butt and ashes all over it.

 

Shit is brutal, wife freaked out, kids dont know how to react. I really hate fucking people.

 

what state do you live in?  it's best not to tell anyone you're going on vacation.  same if you hit the lottery don't tell a fucking soul.

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No alarm system with hookup to a central monitoring hq?

No trustworthy neighbors alerted to keep an eye out for you?

No video of your own in the house?

No big sounding dog barking on digital with a motion sensor on/off?

 

Let's guess, they went through the master bedroom and the bathroom.

Women think their hiding place for jewelry is great  in some cold cream sized containers amidst the creams, etc. 

No fooling the thugs.

 

No gps on the automobiles?

Left the keys on the hallway table on some bowl or on a hook?

Nice.

 

 

Feel bad for you as it's an invasion of privacy and pigs leave their tracks.

Had my front door kicked in and they ransacked my home.

 

Had my car stolen from me at a gas station filling up and some prick burned the leather with cigarettes 

went through mud country and put on 3000 miles in a week using it.  car was found with an empty tank

and I could hardly identify it it looked like it could have come out of a rally that the Dukes of Hazards

would have raced in.  Some joyride fu***** bastard  

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Shitty, DS. Did the cops dust for prints or anything?

 

Do you have a surveillance system at all?

Dusted for prints on a few areas but we actually found one of the gloves they left behind so doubt any of prints belong to them. Best chance of catching them is the glove and/or the cigarette butt.

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This is why u dont post vacation pics on social media till AFTER u return from a getaway vacation...

 

Not saying this was the case....just a pro tip from someone who knows some bad people

Should of had someone house sit or neighbor watch over the house.

I would of pulled guard duty loaded with my AK-47s for you DS.

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This is why u dont post vacation pics on social media till AFTER u return from a getaway vacation...

 

Not saying this was the case....just a pro tip from someone who knows some bad people

I dont even use social media. And wife never posts anything until we are home. And her social media presence is small by design.

 

But you are correct.

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