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I always knew Pacman Jones couldn't fight worth shit...


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Enjoyed reading this play-by-play:

 

Jones walks by the individual, who continues to taunt him as he walks away. He then turns around and a female companion attempts to prevent the situation from getting physical. After Ragin hits Jones, he attempts to lunge with a 1-2 combo, appearing to whiff on both. They’re briefly separate before they go at it again, this time an overhand right from Jones that misses by roughly a half a mile. Ragin tries a swatting punch while Jones grabs ahold of the employee’s visibility vest and ends up dragging Ragin to the floor. Ragin the seems to realize that he’s about to receive free dental work and begins to sit up, but Jones is already there to land a short punch a-la-Cormier. He then channels the spirit of MySpace-era Shogun Rua and works in some quick stomps as if to put out a fire on Frank’s face.

His companion appears to have also suffered minor injury, and both parties declined medical assistance. Local authorities did not find Jones liable and took Ragin in to custody with two counts of battery against him.

Jones is currently a free agent (nudges and winks at Dana White).

(hat tip to NFL Humor on Twitter)

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Enjoyed reading this play-by-play:

 

Jones walks by the individual, who continues to taunt him as he walks away. He then turns around and a female companion attempts to prevent the situation from getting physical. After Ragin hits Jones, he attempts to lunge with a 1-2 combo, appearing to whiff on both. They’re briefly separate before they go at it again, this time an overhand right from Jones that misses by roughly a half a mile. Ragin tries a swatting punch while Jones grabs ahold of the employee’s visibility vest and ends up dragging Ragin to the floor. Ragin the seems to realize that he’s about to receive free dental work and begins to sit up, but Jones is already there to land a short punch a-la-Cormier. He then channels the spirit of MySpace-era Shogun Rua and works in some quick stomps as if to put out a fire on Frank’s face.

His companion appears to have also suffered minor injury, and both parties declined medical assistance. Local authorities did not find Jones liable and took Ragin in to custody with two counts of battery against him.

Jones is currently a free agent (nudges and winks at Dana White).

(hat tip to NFL Humor on Twitter)

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Trolling? Because I know I can beat his ass?

 

The guy is a pussy. Loves to talk, no real bite.

 

if ppl didnt hold him back jones would have knocked all the guys teeth out. probably knocked him out cold. he also probably benches 325 and has the cardio of i dont know a pro athlete. plus hes crazy and black

 

you are obviously trolling but you could find a suitable replacement for him at a local black club and then film it

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if ppl didnt hold him back jones would have knocked all the guys teeth out. probably knocked him out cold. he also probably benches 325 and has the cardio of i dont know a pro athlete. plus hes crazy and black

 

you are obviously trolling but you could find a suitable replacement for him at a local black club and then film it

 

+1

 

but KR wont... his bravado ends with the far right enter key on the keyboard

 

the average senior high school jock can beat KR in a street fight... I bet you that

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