Henry The Stiff Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 You wake up in gross little hut where the electricity only works half the time There's running water, but it isn't clean Sweltering heat and humidity, of course you have no Air Condtioning There's cockroaches all the floor and walls Your disgusting pet dog has fleas (which means YOU have fleas) You shower maybe once ever 2-3 days, the gross stench exacerbated by the oppressive humidity and eve when you do take that shower once every few days, the water is filthy You have no girlfriend You have absolutely no money whatsoever. Literally nothing. The food you are forced to it is disgusting and is often not even close to sanitary You have delusions about being a rocker, but really you just look like a freak who went thru a botched sex change operation You spend your days begging strangers on an Internet forum for loans and micro online poker stakes You live in a shitty third world country in total SQUALOR with no chance to advance and get out...deep down, you know you are never gonna "make it" Eventually, probably 3-4 years from now, you realize your situation is never, ever gonna change, and this is what the rest of your life will be like. It's too much to bear, and you decide to eat a bullett This is what our friend pocket rockets deals with in his mind every day. It's gotta kill him inside. It has to. Rockets, I'm not gonna read your reply because you are worthless garbage and I have you on ignore, but just know that, as great as my life is, it makes me even happier knowing you live a poverty ridden, filthy hopeless life -Mango Wango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairWarning Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 You have the best of everything, you remind us constantly. Glad you took time away from surfing to post this. Basically I couldn’t care less, but you do, so there’s that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Lemon Hands Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 He may be the most delusional person I’ve ever encountered. Think he’s good looking. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Looks like RuPauls uglier step sister. Kisses IAGs ass like she would ever want anything to do with a poor basically homeless inbred granny from some shit hole country. He should have bitten the bullet years ago. Let’s not forget about all his strories also -Lemon Hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry The Stiff Posted August 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 He may be the most delusional person I’ve ever encountered. Think he’s good looking. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Looks like RuPauls uglier step sister. Kisses IAGs ass like she would ever want anything to do with a poor basically homeless inbred granny from some shit hole country. He should have bitten the bullet years ago. Let’s not forget about all his strories also -Lemon HandsBlaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha I know, you can tell LAG feels sorry for him so she engages his attempts at conversation just to be nice. She would never let that freak within 100 yards of her and who could blame her. The guy is the definition of "human garbage" -Utah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry The Stiff Posted August 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Bwaaahahahaha Ru Paul's ugly step sister just saw that BLAAAAHAHAHAHAHhahHahahahaha -Utah Sports Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Hurry up and drink may not recover from this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzmocashzz Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 he will be okay he has a tinfoil hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 yeah no... I wasnt expecing mangocuck disliking me when I came back to post here my main goal was to befriend the guy that sells oranges and has a dildo in his living room#RiseAboveHate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketMan Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Wow that must have took a while to come up with that post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bully Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Who picks more winners Mango or muncher ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Hahaha fuckin Henry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Who picks more winnersMango or muncher ? by far muncher. actually researches his plays, hits at a good clip mango just caps on "feel" and hunch. really a terrible gamblerr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bully Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Muncher decent at NBA Soccer and TennisI agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nothing but winners Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Muncher decent at NBA Soccer and TennisI agreeWhat airbetting? If the kid was decent at gambling he would have money in books...Kid is a broke beggar who only comes here to see what someone will give him for free. Cockmuncher would suck Queen Kolzig’s cock for 100 freeplay....Dawg, you know this kid has no life.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Lol One guy betting $50 a game ripping on a another broke guy. Only at TGF Onward and upward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Lemon Hands Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 One guy who hasn’t gotten laid since the Nixon administration ripping on a guy who bets and wins daily. Lives near the ocean. Has a hot girl. Smokes the best weed. Living the life with his 10k appliances. Only at TGF ONWARD AND UPWARD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Lemon Hands Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 PocketRockets May be the 2nd biggest scumbag to ever grace these forums. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -Lemon Hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Lol One guy betting $50 a game ripping on a another broke guy. Only at TGF Onward and upwardThe broke guy saying he almost banged some model because she said hi to him once. Only @ TGF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzmocashzz Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 The broke guy saying he almost banged some model because she said hi to him once. Only @ TGF.almost like a alt-universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 guy 2-13 last 15 plays live in LA is 29 years old but spends most of his time microbetting and creating cartoon alter-egos on a dying internet forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketMan Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Pocket Rockets has fleas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry The Stiff Posted August 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Pocket Rockets has fleas Holy fuck just spat my beer out Can't stop laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Forget the KR v Mango contest... MANGO v. MUNCHER! That'll make history! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Forget the KR v Mango contest... MANGO v. MUNCHER! That'll make history!Lol Neither guy can post up $10 Would have to play for fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Rockets just got fucking buried Don’t forget the 40 threads a day talking to himself He looks like the Elephant Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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