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Imagine being Pocket Rockets for a day


Henry The Stiff
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You wake up in gross little hut where the electricity only works half the time

 

There's running water, but it isn't clean

 

Sweltering heat and humidity, of course you have no Air Condtioning

 

There's cockroaches all the floor and walls

 

Your disgusting pet dog has fleas (which means YOU have fleas)

 

You shower maybe once ever 2-3 days, the gross stench exacerbated by the oppressive humidity and eve when you do take that shower once every few days, the water is filthy

 

You have no girlfriend

 

You have absolutely no money whatsoever. Literally nothing.

 

The food you are forced to it is disgusting and is often not even close to sanitary

 

You have delusions about being a rocker, but really you just look like a freak who went thru a botched sex change operation

 

You spend your days begging strangers on an Internet forum for loans and micro online poker stakes

 

You live in a shitty third world country in total SQUALOR with no chance to advance and get out...deep down, you know you are never gonna "make it"

 

Eventually, probably 3-4 years from now, you realize your situation is never, ever gonna change, and this is what the rest of your life will be like. It's too much to bear, and you decide to eat a bullett

 

This is what our friend pocket rockets deals with in his mind every day. It's gotta kill him inside. It has to. Rockets, I'm not gonna read your reply because you are worthless garbage and I have you on ignore, but just know that, as great as my life is, it makes me even happier knowing you live a poverty ridden, filthy hopeless life

 

 

 

-Mango Wango

I love cock

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Hurry

Don’t put up with this shit

Make a vid showing the beautiful country side

 

 

Bury wangos

That piece of trash doesn't have a choice...he'll take all the shit I throw at him and there's not a damn thing he can do about it. He's a beta bitch

 

And he goes crazy as he reads and obsesses over all my posts and I don't even respond to him bc I have him on ignore lol drives him fuckin nuts. I only see or possibly reply to him when I see his posts that's others quote in replies

 

This bitch will take whatever I throw at him and he'll like it

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