KingRevolver Posted August 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 How do you say Kinger is a Homosexual human being in Chinese?You don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted August 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 Good shit Kinger. I turn 40 in a few months. (Fml I’m old) and I decided I was going to make a few goals for the next year. One is to either master Spanish so I’m truly fluent, or give another language a try. Japanese and Mandarin are my top 2 choices. Mandarin would likely help me much more given world demographics and the fact my profession has a disproportional number of Chinese people, but japan has always fascinated me and I’m planning to go there next year. Another reason for Mandarin is I found tutor in my city who happens to be smoking hot, not sure if that’s a good or bad thing, though. Also have friends who could help me practice.Japanese grammar a lot harder than Chinese but the pronunciation is easier according to what I've read. Chinese grammar is easy peasy, but the pronunciation is harder. A billion people speak Mandarin, so it was an easy decision for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 Joey and Kinger will be talking Mandarin to each other! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted August 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 I'm sitting here bored while waiting for my tires, so I downloaded an app called HelloChat. You can text/speak with people from around the world.So, for example, I can talk to a Chinese broad in China (who wants to learn English)... and the app translates for you. Or I can send her a voice message in Chinese and ask her if she understood me, or she can correct me. I can then do the same for her. Pretty fuckin' cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted August 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 http://i65.tinypic.com/np110l.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Hustle Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 You don't. I need to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 Ray wants it bad. Real bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted August 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 It's morning in China and my damn phone is blowing up. All these Chinese broads want to talk to me... even some dudes, but I'm ignoring them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted August 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 This is what I get for not ignoring dudes... got this dude blowing kisses at me. WTFhttp://i68.tinypic.com/m98v2v.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted August 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 http://i67.tinypic.com/28k0fpj.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted August 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 This dude creeping me out now. Done with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted September 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 My tutor wants me. Might give her the pleasure of marrying me. She plays with her hair when we talk. :plommer http://i63.tinypic.com/2h3yibo.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Ask them about Bitcoin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookbraker Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 My tutor wants me. Might give her the pleasure of marrying me. She plays with her hair when we talk. :plommer https://youtu.be/_YC3sTbAPcU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Isn’t that MonkeyFoker Gamelive avatar on her wall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 How do you say "Show me some nip" in Mandarin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted September 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Not sure yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evade Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Isn’t that MonkeyFoker Gamelive avatar on her wall? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnus_Dei_(Zurbar%C3%A1n) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evade Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Does slim shady speak Mandarin? KR should practice with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairWarning Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 My tutor wants me. Might give her the pleasure of marrying me. She plays with her hair when we talk. :plommer Actually she had Oregon and couldn’t believe they choked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnus_Dei_(Zurbar%C3%A1n) Thank you. I knew that at one time, but had forgotten it..all I could remember is that it was MF’s avatar. ..That probably would not count as the correct response on Jeopardy however. Ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted September 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Does slim shady speak Mandarin? KR should practice with him.I tried, but fucker tried to act like he doesn't know. The same with Monitor-Tan. Two boneheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 She looks like she'd be good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 And what's that language app? A random place where you can speak a diff language with whoever is logged on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Tell her you're thinking about taking a chinese name, suggest either "long wang", "well hung", or "hung lo", see if she gets it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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