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That sweet kitty you conned me into keeping around, is a Natural Born Killer. Initiated my princess into his Grab em by the pussy gang, and took her out a hit mission in my backyard against an innocent Robin.

 

Then the wounded bird got stuck in chicken wire! Neighbor came and got it unstuck at least. It’s still alive because I can’t determine what to do...and I wouldn’t be able to kill it anyway.

 

 

In three years I have never seen my cat kill a bird. This guy is trouble.

 

Now it’s stuck in the house though, because I’m not gonna let it out there with an injured bird in my backyard. Best not have any diseases!

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Why not just let the cat kill the bird? The bird is gonna die anyway...

In retrospect I probably should have. Now I have told the neighbors and their three small children thatI was going to keep the cats inside, as we decided to let nature take it’s course....so, with the kids now aware, I would feel kind of shitty exposing them to that.
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Get Mach to pay for a collar with a bell on it

Cat are actually cruel animals

Had a cat as a kid and it would catch birds let them go a bit then catch them again and torture them

Yeah.That’s what they were doing....but it took me a while to realize they had a bird. I thought how cute! they are playing around and rolling around together out there!

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So your cat "almost" killed a bird? Is this the NY times, did a college student throw ice at someone in a bar, sparking a bru ha ha?

 

I hate to break it to you. but that's what cats do, that's all they do,  they dont feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and they absolutely will not stop, EVER, until that bird is dead. He's the terminator!

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So your cat "almost" killed a bird? Is this the NY times, did a college student throw ice at someone in a bar, sparking a bru ha ha?

 

I hate to break it to you. but that's what cats do, that's all they do,  they dont feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and they absolutely will not stop, EVER, until that bird is dead. He's the terminator!

I threw ice in a bar when I was in college. No wonder I'm not a SCJ.

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So your cat "almost" killed a bird? Is this the NY times, did a college student throw ice at someone in a bar, sparking a bru ha ha?

 

I hate to break it to you. but that's what cats do, that's all they do,  they dont feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and they absolutely will not stop, EVER, until that bird is dead. He's the terminator!

I choose to believe it was the new cat. My Kat was raised better than that. I’m just harboring the fugitive for the time being.

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I choose to believe it was the new cat. My Kat was raised better than that. I’m just harboring the fugitive for the time being.

 

But why? Is the life of that cat of bigger significance than lives of birds in your yard? What do the birds take from you and what does that criminal cat get from you? 

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But why? Is the life of that cat of bigger significance than lives of birds in your yard? What do the birds take from you and what does that criminal cat get from you?

 

No it is not of bigger significance. However, this is a first offense....letting him off easy. But he is taker....and I’m quite sure he double dips around the neighborhood.

 

I actually think it may have to have been my cat that did the initial dirty work as I don’t think this guy is fast enough.

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