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This broad is in California, but looks to be worth any price pal

 

http://www.olivialeon.com/#

 

 

she's in california and i am in las vegas.  i want pussy tonight not next week.  are you actually a fucking retard?  what the fuck man.  jesus fucking christ do i have to buy an ornament at the local bar to support you for christmas.  why dont you shut the living fuck up or contribute something to the conversation.  holy fucking shit do you drool all over your swift truck and are you part of some kind of outreach program.  

 

hey theres this hot guy in west virginia that sucks dick but that has nothing to do with the conversation and im a stupid fucking loner holy fuck you fucking moron fuck fuck.

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jesus this idiot axel landers is probably like you should call breezy brittney soccer mom shes fat and ugly and will charge you a thousand dollars.  and the bitch will probably eat most of the pizza too.  but hey i jerked off to her when i was in hattiesburg so maybe shell wait in line at the oyster bar for you before you lick your taint.

boom.

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she's in california and i am in las vegas.  i want pussy tonight not next week.  are you actually a fucking retard?  what the fuck man.  jesus fucking christ do i have to buy an ornament at the local bar to support you for christmas.  why dont you shut the living fuck up or contribute something to the conversation.  holy fucking shit do you drool all over your swift truck and are you part of some kind of outreach program.  

 

hey theres this hot guy in west virginia that sucks dick but that has nothing to do with the conversation and im a stupid fucking loner holy fuck you fucking moron fuck fuck.

just kidding
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i think i might call this girl up i went to high school with.  her name is dory and she teaches english now at high school and she kinda has a big nose and fucked up face and is sorta fat like the kind brock landers likes but she had a banging body in high school and was a cheerleader.  shes married now and i went to school with her husband too but i think they might need money so if i offer her a hundred i think she might bring me over a meat lovers pizza and at least jerk me off.  then i can close my eyes and forget shes sorta fat and ugly and think of her in that bikini like junior year and let her jerk me off and then give her kind of an awkward hug when she leaves and tell her that i miss sol diavolo.

 

just kidding.

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all Asians?

 

no i think they are more latina and monkey fucker told me to get latina and i am going to go with his recommendations because he knows everything and if i dont he will probably just keep posting until i give up like 30 pages i mean the man is a machine and he played poker at the aria too so i think maybe it would be wise to listen to him.  although i am considering calling up that fat chick from high school too.  i can probably nut on her face for an extra twenty and then ill even probably call her deb or diabla or something too just to fuck around and shell be like wtf.  then we will have that awkward hug at the end.

 

just kidding.

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no i think they are more latina and monkey fucker told me to get latina and i am going to go with his recommendations because he knows everything and if i dont he will probably just keep posting until i give up like 30 pages i mean the man is a machine and he played poker at the aria too so i think maybe it would be wise to listen to him.  although i am considering calling up that fat chick from high school too.  i can probably nut on her face for an extra twenty and then ill even probably call her deb or diabla or something too just to fuck around and shell be like wtf.  then we will have that awkward hug at the end.

 

just kidding.

 

LOL.

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jesus that fat bitch that brock landerofwitz tried to tell me to fuck is on eros too.  there are some banged up broads on here.  is she some kind of family member and hes getting a referral or something. id rather fuck the fat chick from high school whos like a librarian now or something that landerwitzes cousin for fucks sake.  she looks like she eats at the palace station oyster bar every day and im not talking like the healthy seafood shit or something i mean like saul dibbler tailgate type food.  what the fuck is wrong now that there arent legit porn stars that i can pay to fuck and yell im the real slim shady while im climaxing and then they say they have to pee and i say wait can you give me a king revolver and she's like what is that and im like keto baby.  i need to stop reading these crazy reddit things and just fuck dory from high school and nut on her face and he double d's like diabla does.  i miss saul dibbler.  i hate that his heart gave out.  im going to buy an ornament at the local bar for him and teddy even though all of this is in billy sink's mind.

 

just kidding.

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she's in california and i am in las vegas. i want pussy tonight not next week. are you actually a fucking retard? what the fuck man. jesus fucking christ do i have to buy an ornament at the local bar to support you for christmas. why dont you shut the living fuck up or contribute something to the conversation. holy fucking shit do you drool all over your swift truck and are you part of some kind of outreach program.

 

hey theres this hot guy in west virginia that sucks dick but that has nothing to do with the conversation and im a stupid fucking loner holy fuck you fucking moron fuck fuck.

Ease up throw some change in the jingle pot.

 

Or vote dem they'll cover him

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