GreenDoberman Posted November 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 ok hear a knock on the door.That is either Dory with a pizza or Saul Dibbler is here to lay the smackdown. Be back later boyz (and the X). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 no you are a borderline autistic apprentice truck driver who is a nashville hot chicken eating humpty dumpty looking motherfucker who secretly wishes he could off himself because you live a vapid solipsistic existence and has the pallet of a twelve year old down syndrome child from a small town in oklahoma. quoting movie lines and commercials and sharing tomato cheese slop with a skinny fat journeyman electrician handyman, who is our KING with all due respect, doesnt give you the authority or expertise to make quality endorsement of whores who are going to come over with some papajohns and lick my anus in about an hour. k. I just tryed this joint on Friday. Pretty good but at $8.50 a sandwich I won’t rush back but if I was hungry and driving by I might stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 Nashville hot chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajt Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 dur i like pho in urbana.durr i once gave jj gold a hand job in the aliante bathroom.durrr i like soup with lots of cream and gumbo.ho lee fuk what did i do with my life. meet me at the oyster bar. i will beat the living shit out of you and take you snub nose and shove it right up your cargo shorts wearing asshole. ya folla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 I prefer my chicken to be a wet spicy not a dry rub spicy. I ordered it hot but the sexy little biscuit behind the counter said I should try a fry dipped in the spices so I did. It tasted habeneroish and I said no thanks doll face and pulled it back to medium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Landers Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 The best Nashville hot chicken in the entire state is in BLOOMINGTON, IL at a place called pop-up chicken shop It's incredible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajt Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 Best pho is the world is at some Thai joint in Champaign. Best cuisine in the country, look it the fuck up!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Landers Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 Best pho is the world is at some Thai joint in Champaign. Best cuisine in the country, look it the fuck up!!shut your fucking hole jackass Realize this asshole, you don't contribute a single thing here Fucking talking parrot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kovacsbar Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 sigh this you motherfucker.you get a handjob at spearmint rhino in 97 and you are an expert on vegas hookers.like you are the real slim shady.fire up the cab motherfucker. just for that im door dashing oyster bar.take that with your wonder bread and paper plate you nashville hot chicken eating humpty dumpty looking motherfucker. kidding.Not bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajt Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 shut your fucking hole jackass Realize this asshole, you don't contribute a single thing here Fucking talking parrotWhat's for Thanksgiving dinner at the Flying J? Will the kid get any meat? Will baldy be eating dark meat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kovacsbar Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 shut your fucking hole jackass Realize this asshole, you don't contribute a single thing here Fucking talking parrotWhat do you contribute? Being a human pinata is not really a contribution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted November 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 well. that was fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted November 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 goddamn dory can suck and ride a dick. shes a bit of a pig but looks pretty good when i close my eyes. i asked her what took her so long she smiled a crooked smile crinkled her nose and said "pizza rock". not a lot of things better in this world than a tasty bite of cheesy pizza while you are getting your knob polished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 Excellent thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted November 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 Excellent thread! Ever had your Knob polished while downing a slice of freschetta Mach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Machiavelli Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 Ever had your Knob polished while downing a slice of freschetta Mach?Can't say that I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 What's for Thanksgiving dinner at the Flying J? Will the kid get any meat? Will baldy be eating dark meat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 What’s A Flying J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 What’s A Flying JA nationwide chain of truck stops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted November 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 Can't say that I have. Why the fuck not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 goddamn dory can suck and ride a dick. shes a bit of a pig but looks pretty good when i close my eyes. i asked her what took her so long she smiled a crooked smile crinkled her nose and said "pizza rock". not a lot of things better in this world than a tasty bite of cheesy pizza while you are getting your knob polished. the guy that owns pizza rock also owns slice house in green valley ranch only know that because my son was applying for a job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajt Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 What’s A Flying JBrock's home after they sold the duplex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted November 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 Wait Merlin is a lot lizard too? Dead giveaway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 Wait Merlin is a lot lizard too? Dead giveaway.WTF, that guy is ugly, I look exactly like kevin costner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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