FairWarning Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 Nuts on ClarkNice, i've been there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 What do you do when nobody laughs?Hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 I just got a friend request on Facebook from an old girlfriend that denied my friend request about 10 years ago I was a prick to her,but I think shit is going down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Ten years ago? How old is she now? 24? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Fuckin' guy is the Hoops of that bar.Man you have a hard on for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Ten years ago? How old is she now? 24?LolWaiting for her to tell me her adult son is mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
undertaker Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 LolWaiting for her to tell me her adult son is mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Pretty funny, undertaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Ha haLike the Chris Cornell versionWas just so random Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted April 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2020 Wife has 16 throw pillows on the coach. Can anyone come close to that number? Gotta figure I’m laying -6 in this wager... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted April 21, 2020 Report Share Posted April 21, 2020 Pigs in the Farmyard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted April 22, 2020 Report Share Posted April 22, 2020 Pigs in the Farmyard...PIG ZIN DUFF ARMYARD... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buster Posted April 22, 2020 Report Share Posted April 22, 2020 My go-to line when I’m at the pub is.....Women, can’t live with em..Hey pass the beer nutsThat little patch of fur will lead to more problems than any religion ever has... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted February 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 On 4/21/2020 at 12:29 PM, rdalert447 said: Wife has 16 throw pillows on the coach. Can anyone come close to that number? Gotta figure I’m laying -6 in this wager... Wife finally admitted we had too many throw pillows. Just knocked six off the figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 Pass the beer nuts pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Losco Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 7 minutes ago, rdalert447 said: Wife finally admitted we had too many throw pillows. Just knocked six off the figure. now that we are trying to clear up space, mine has finally conceded we have too many coffee mugs. what a victory for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sam Losco said: now that we are trying to clear up space, mine has finally conceded we have too many coffee mugs. what a victory for me Does she get mad that her bed smells like coffee? Hahahahaaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Losco Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Teddy kgb said: Does she get mad that her bed smells like coffee? Hahahahaaha cant say ive ever heard that complaint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstripe Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 14 minutes ago, Teddy kgb said: Pass the beer nuts pal or slide that 2k over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Losco Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, redstripe said: or slide that 2k over hes broke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted November 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 Wife told me she no longer likes barbecue. WTF is that?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 4/21/2020 at 10:19 PM, El Chapo2017 said: PIG ZIN DUFF ARMYARD... On 4/21/2020 at 12:32 PM, El Chapo2017 said: Pigs in the Farmyard... PIG ZIN DUFF ARMYARD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gmcarroll33 Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 21 minutes ago, rdalert447 said: Wife told me she no longer likes barbecue. WTF is that?? Tell her she has until next Memorial Day to get her act together or the relationship is over, and you’re taking all of the decorative hand towels with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted November 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 10 minutes ago, Gmcarroll33 said: Tell her she has until next Memorial Day to get her act together or the relationship is over, and you’re taking all of the decorative hand towels with you. This is a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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