Yanks Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 This is why you gotta love TGF. A post like this on another forum will normally get you at least a temp ban.Over here the MAIN guy posts it and its all good.I’ll leave again for a few months Have fun guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Crackhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 If you jump right before the elevator hits the basement is different. You’re still inside the elevator. If Kobe jumps out he doesn’t die. There’s no way. A chopper has a house door on it. Slide the fucker open and jump and pray it doesn’t land on you. I can’t believe he didn’t jumpWow. It's called physics. Things that are in motion stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force. Sorry, but jumping doesn't slow down your descent. If you can't survive in a fuselage sitting on a padded seat with a seat belt on, you sure as fuck aren't surviving without any protection. It’s not rocket science.Apparently, it is for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Mr know it all MonkeyFucker wrong again, flapping his CockHolster about something he has no idea about.Another idiot that has never passed a physics course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 We need a question and answer interview with Mnky....fvcking guy is smart as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Of course. That’s not up for debate. To have the wherewithal to jump out of a crashing chopper is only a decision that someone like a seal team member would have the ability to make and execute. But when I said why didn’t he jump, that he would never die, dumb ass MonkeyFucker immediately chimed in that he would die. In the scenario, if he did jump he would have 100% survived, if the chopper didn’t land on him. Check in MonkeyFucker you stupid mother fuckerHe just described a situation where the pilot was able to slow the descent, dumbfuck. The amount of idiots around here is absolutely incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 I had honors physics in 1994 and I can’t even remember my teachers name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryRunSome Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 He just described a situation where the pilot was able to slow the descent, dumbfuck. The amount of idiots around here is absolutely incredible.Dumbfuck the chopper was sputtering. It’s not a fucking a380 traveling at 600 knots. The thing was sputtering 50 feet off the ground. I’m not debating whether he had the mental ability at the time to make a split second decision like that, I’m saying if he had, he would have survived 100%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 I thought this jumping out stuff was a joke, some of you are serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Dumbfuck the chopper was sputtering. It’s not a fucking a380 traveling at 600 knots.How fast is a sputtering helicopter falling, genius? Are you seriously that fucking retarded that you think that a fuselage, padded seat, and seat belt for protection are more dangerous than jumping out with zero protection? The guy that actually did it only did it because he thought he would burn to death, dumbfuck. Nobody is dumb enough to think they're better off jumping out without fearing an explosion. Except you and Batshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryRunSome Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Wow. It's called physics. Things that are in motion stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force. Sorry, but jumping doesn't slow down your descent. If you can't survive in a fuselage sitting on a padded seat with a seat belt on, you sure as fuck aren't surviving without any protection. You stupid fucking pile of shit. The thing was barely in motion. It was sputtering 50 feet off the fucking ground doing a whirlybird. Why do you keep talking as if this was a 747 at 35,000 feet? It’s a fucking chopper ready to crash traveling 40 mph. He 100% survives if he jumps and the chopper doesn’t land on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Lingus Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 We need a question and answer interview with Mnky....fvcking guy is smart as hellYa a classic kgb q&aHow old when you lost virginityCream and sugar or black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 You stupid fucking pile of shit. The thing was barely in motion. It was sputtering 50 feet off the fucking ground doing a whirlybird. Why do you keep talking as if this was a 747 at 35,000 feet? It’s a fucking chopper ready to crash traveling 40 mph. He 100% survives if he jumps and the chopper doesn’t land on him.Yup. Barely in motion. That's why they all fucking died. You are contending for the dumbest human alive right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryRunSome Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Yup. Barely in motion. That's why they all fucking died. You are contending for the dumbest human alive right now.Dipshit they all died because the thing burned up, and the chopper crushed them all. If he jumps he lives. Completely indisputable. You stupid asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 If I was ever in a copter going down, I’d slide the door open and jump out at the last second. What’s the worse that happens assuming it doesn’t land on you. Couple broken legs? Better than a dirt nap for the rest of eternity. I wonder why he didn’t grab his daughter and jump out. It’s not like it’s a plane where it’s a whole situation to get the door open. Slide the door and jump out. It seems like it would be easy.Why do you retards have such a habit of forgetting the stupid shit you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Losco Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Dipshit they all died because the thing burned up, and the chopper crushed them all. If he jumps he lives. Completely indisputable. You stupid asshole.i havent been paying attention to the details of the crash so i dont know what really happened. how can it be indesputable they wouldve survived if they jumped? how high were they? this theory seems crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 i havent been paying attention to the details of the crash so i dont know what really happened. how can it be indesputable they wouldve survived if they jumped? how high were they? this theory seems crazyIt's beyond crazy. It's pure stupidity. He has no idea what actually happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryRunSome Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 It's beyond crazy. It's pure stupidity. He has no idea what actually happened.What in the fuck are you talking about? the chopper burned up. First responders had to put the fire out. Witnesses said the chopper was very low and was sputtering, the thing was not in a nosedive, choppers do not crash in a nosedive. They whirlybird. He died because he stayed in the chopper, it crashed, he was crushed, and it burnt up. If he slides the door open when he sees something is wrong, and at the last second he jumps out. He lives. End of story. Completely indisputable. As long as it doesn’t land on him, and he jumps away from it he lives with a few scratches and maybe a broken leg, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 i havent been paying attention to the details of the crash so i dont know what really happened. how can it be indesputable they wouldve survived if they jumped? how high were they? this theory seems crazyIt seems crazy because it is crazy, only in a james bond movie do they jump out of crashing planes or helicopters. i recall a few years ago a sky diving plane crashed and killed like 15 people, just think, every one on board not only had the knowledge and ability, but an actual parachute on, and no one managed to jump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 What in the fuck are you talking about? the chopper burned up. First responders had to put the fire out. Witnesses said the chopper was very low and was sputtering, the thing was not in a nosedive, choppers do not crash in a nosedive. They whirlybird. He died because he stayed in the chopper, it crashed, he was crushed, and it burnt up. If he slides the door open when he sees something is wrong, and at the last second he jumps out. He lives. End of story. Completely indisputable. As long as it doesn’t land on him, and he jumps away from it he lives with a few scratches and maybe a broken leg,You are too dumb for words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryRunSome Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 It seems crazy because it is crazy, only in a james bond movie do they jump out of crashing planes or helicopters. i recall a few years ago a sky diving plane crashed and killed like 15 people, just think, every one on board not only had the knowledge and ability, but an actual parachute on, and no one managed to jump?Well they’re all morons. This was a world class athlete, who would’ve 100% survived had he jumped. I’m not saying that I can’t believe he didn’t jump. He would’ve only had a split second to come to that conclusion, but what I am saying is, had he jumped he’s not dead. 100% indisputable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Losco Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 What in the fuck are you talking about? the chopper burned up. First responders had to put the fire out. Witnesses said the chopper was very low and was sputtering, the thing was not in a nosedive, choppers do not crash in a nosedive. They whirlybird. He died because he stayed in the chopper, it crashed, he was crushed, and it burnt up. If he slides the door open when he sees something is wrong, and at the last second he jumps out. He lives. End of story. Completely indisputable. As long as it doesn’t land on him, and he jumps away from it he lives with a few scratches and maybe a broken leg,you watch too many movies. even sputtering it was probably moving with some good speed, even jumping from 10 feet he couldve smashed into a rock or something and thats doesnt make it completely indisputable he would survive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 It seems crazy because it is crazy, only in a james bond movie do they jump out of crashing planes or helicopters. i recall a few years ago a sky diving plane crashed and killed like 15 people, just think, every one on board not only had the knowledge and ability, but an actual parachute on, and no one managed to jump?Genius Barry just figured something out that dozens of Vegas helicopter tour pilots weren't smart enough to understand. Just jump out. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kovacsbar Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 You are too dumb for words. You ain't too fukkin bright either child. Nice you think you are tho Little folk gotta have somethin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 you watch too many movies. even sputtering it was probably moving with some good speed, even jumping from 10 feet he couldve smashed into a rock or something and thats doesnt make it completely indisputable he would surviveHe watches too many movies? You added a rock dude.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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