In honor of Meatman let’s all write a Eulogy for each other...

[Hoops]

Who’s interested? Let’s get a list and we’ll assign posters to each other to write one. This could be epically hilarious for those that participate!

 

[housepicks]

You need a cool down

[Deemer]

Idiotic post

[IAG]

Great idea Hoops.

[Hoops]

Great idea Hoops.

Thanks pal, I already have some unique pairings in mind

[El Chapo2017]

Friends, Gamblers, countrymen, lend me your ears;

I come to bury El Chapo, not to praise him.

The evil that men do lives after them;

The good is oft interred with their bones;

So let it be with El Chapo. The noble JK

Hath told you El Chapo was ambitious:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

And grievously hath El Chapo answer’d it.

Here, under leave of JK and the rest–

For JK is an honourable man;

So are they all, all honourable men–

Come I to speak in El Chapo’s funeral.

He was my friend, faithful and just to me:

But JK says he was ambitious;

And JK is an honourable man.

He hath brought many captives home to TGF

Whose ransoms did the gamblers coffers fill:

Did this in El Chapo seem ambitious?

When that the poor have cried, El Chapo hath wept:

Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:

Yet JK says he was ambitious;

And JK is an honourable man.

You all did see that 

I speak not to disprove what JK spoke,

But here I am to speak what I do know.

You all did post there once, not without cause:

Bear with me;

My heart is in the coffin there with El Chapo,

And I must pause till it come back to me.

[MadTiger]

"Hoops, the joke's NOT on you."--RIP

[IAG]

 

Friends, Gamblers, countrymen, lend me your ears;

I come to bury El Chapo, not to praise him.

The evil that men do lives after them;

The good is oft interred with their bones;

So let it be with El Chapo. The noble JK

Hath told you El Chapo was ambitious:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

And grievously hath El Chapo answer’d it.

Here, under leave of JK and the rest–

For JK is an honourable man;

So are they all, all honourable men–

Come I to speak in El Chapo’s funeral.

He was my friend, faithful and just to me:

But JK says he was ambitious;

And JK is an honourable man.

He hath brought many captives home to TGF

Whose ransoms did the gamblers coffers fill:

Did this in El Chapo seem ambitious?

When that the poor have cried, El Chapo hath wept:

Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:

Yet JK says he was ambitious;

And JK is an honourable man.

You all did see that 

I speak not to disprove what JK spoke,

But here I am to speak what I do know.

You all did post there once, not without cause:

Bear with me;

My heart is in the coffin there with El Chapo,

And I must pause till it come back to me.

 

 

Ahhhh.   My mom would always recite this all the time.   I guess she had learn/recite in high school and never forgot it.  

[El Chapo2017]

Ahhhh.   My mom would always recite this all the time.   I guess she had learn/recite in high school and never forgot it.  

Hell Yes, Miss IAG.

 

I've Got My Moments...

 

And, Never Forget to Pray for El Chapo's Immortal Soul...

 

"Nymph, in Thy Orisons, be All My Sins Remembered"...

[Dr. Paddy]

 

Friends, Gamblers, countrymen, lend me your ears;

I come to bury El Chapo, not to praise him.

The evil that men do lives after them;

The good is oft interred with their bones;

So let it be with El Chapo. The noble JK

Hath told you El Chapo was ambitious:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

And grievously hath El Chapo answer’d it.

Here, under leave of JK and the rest–

For JK is an honourable man;

So are they all, all honourable men–

Come I to speak in El Chapo’s funeral.

He was my friend, faithful and just to me:

But JK says he was ambitious;

And JK is an honourable man.

He hath brought many captives home to TGF

Whose ransoms did the gamblers coffers fill:

Did this in El Chapo seem ambitious?

When that the poor have cried, El Chapo hath wept:

Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:

Yet JK says he was ambitious;

And JK is an honourable man.

You all did see that 

I speak not to disprove what JK spoke,

But here I am to speak what I do know.

You all did post there once, not without cause:

Bear with me;

My heart is in the coffin there with El Chapo,

And I must pause till it come back to me.

 

Who's El Chapo?

[The X]

Kingers love life needs a eulogy.

[jasson621]

Rest in peace Big-game Ted

Coronavirus got to your head

and you died just like Joey said

[jasson621]

make it more of a limerick thread

[kovacsbar]

the fukkk?

[Hoops]

Or a haiku

[mikeman]

make it more of a limerick thread

I'll start, "there once was a poster named Brock"...you guys take it from there.

[Hoops]

I'll start, "there once was a poster named Brock"...you guys take it from there.

His wife got sick of his cock

 

So she picked up her Cricket phone......

[El Chapo2017]

make it more of a limerick thread

There once was a MEAT from MANtucket,

Whose Dick was so long he could Suck it

 

He said with a grin

As he wiped of his chin

 

If my MEAT was a MAN, I would Fukk it. 

[Hoops]

[joeybagadonuts]

Rest in peace Big-game Ted

Coronavirus got to your head

and you died just like Joey said

10/10

[joeybagadonuts]

His wife got sick of his cock

 

So she picked up her Cricket phone......

And called Tyrone

[RaiseThese]

Here lies Hoops

MOFO thought he was funny
Jokes expelled from his lips that were runny
Not the lips of his mouth but his cunny

[Downsouth]

His wife got sick of his cock

 

So she picked up her Cricket phone......

And speed dialed Tyrone.

 

And now he shits in a bucket.

[Hoops]

And speed dialed Tyrone.

 

And now he shits in a bucket.

Winner winnner

[Hoops]

Rev was a chump

Thought his “girlfriend” would let him pump

 

Boy was he wrong

Blue was his dong

 

He started to cry

Off to the mall for another gift to buy

 

Back to the crib to change another diaper

Then off to the motel so his “girlfriend” could pity lay King Piper