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In honor of Meatman let’s all write a Eulogy for each other...


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Friends, Gamblers, countrymen, lend me your ears;
 
I come to bury El Chapo, not to praise him.
 
The evil that men do lives after them;
 
The good is oft interred with their bones;
 
So let it be with El Chapo. The noble JK
 
Hath told you El Chapo was ambitious:
 
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
 
And grievously hath El Chapo answer’d it.
 
Here, under leave of JK and the rest–
 
For JK is an honourable man;
 
So are they all, all honourable men–
 
Come I to speak in El Chapo’s funeral.
 
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
 
But JK says he was ambitious;
 
And JK is an honourable man.
 
He hath brought many captives home to TGF
 
Whose ransoms did the gamblers coffers fill:
 
Did this in El Chapo seem ambitious?
 
When that the poor have cried, El Chapo hath wept:
 
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
 
Yet JK says he was ambitious;
 
And JK is an honourable man.
 
You all did see that 
 
I speak not to disprove what JK spoke,
 
But here I am to speak what I do know.
 
You all did post there once, not without cause:
 
Bear with me;
 
My heart is in the coffin there with El Chapo,
 
And I must pause till it come back to me.
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