drnkyourmlkshk1 Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, MonkeyF0cker said: You're still reading the instructions and have a flashing clock. And you called me weak. I'll respond next week I'm logged onto sbr archives trying to figure out the math I need to beat 9 point moves. Really impossible to consider until now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 11 hours ago, GreenDoberman said: I am going to get high as fuck and hope that Monkey Funker and Milk Shake Steve get in a posting war. Then I am going to take off my pants and lie in bed and contemplate the tulips in Keukenhof. Gonna be a wild ride until the inevitable apologies in two of three days. Gentlemen start your posting! So did both guys acquiesce, shake hands and go to bed for the night or did Postapalooza happen after the weed put me to bed? You boys don't disappoint! Posting boners commence! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 5 hours ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Nailed it Ed. LOLOL, Hoffa, any volcanic action in the region??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 Holyfield favored a few days ago, now +220 at BOL UNLV opened -10.5 over E.W., closed +2 ................the lists go on and on. 2021 has been a GREAT year to date gambling/investing on various fronts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 3 hours ago, drnkyourmlkshk1 said: And you called me weak. I'll respond next week I'm logged onto sbr archives trying to figure out the math I need to beat 9 point moves. Really impossible to consider until now. Yup. Everything moved 9 points. And you would have known exactly how to beat the markets because all of the books got slaughtered day in and day out. It was that easy. None of our predictive models and the volume betting generated from them increased efficiency. The people who really made money were the guys watching games all day long and when they talked to a bunch of other guys watching games all day, it made them even sharper. They could pick off inefficient numbers and suck all the value out well before Billy Walters ever got a nickel down. Statistical models had no chance. Runners in every Vegas casino were directed to start watching games while they sat there twiddling their thumbs after they got beat to the window time and time again by the game watchers. Pretty soon, the runners were the ones deciding which sides and totals to bet for the syndicate. They knew the value of a half point by reading the notes they jotted down from games three weeks ago. They didn't even need a calculator. They certainly didn't need a database to know that there was a correlation between big spreads and totals. They knew exactly what ratio they needed by getting their tarot cards read. They could tell you precisely how much the wind blowing out at Wrigley should be factored into the total by direction and MPH. Everyone sitting in the book all day watching games was making seven figures. People started to notice. CEO's of Fortune 500 companies were quitting left and right to sit in the books, watch games all day, and converse with the other sharps. "Did you see that catch"? "That guy is gonna be good." "He sucks." "That coach is an idiot." All kinds of great information to really hone their handicapping skills was tossed around. Pretty soon even the bums caught wind of it. In no time flat, they were killing the markets. They could pick off a full game 2% edge in a major sport with their eyes closed. The books were getting absolutely crushed. The predictive modelers had no chance. They shut down all of their fancy equipment, packed it up, and turned out the lights. Some of them vowed never to watch another game in their life. The books didn't know what to do. Eventually, they started watching the game watchers to study them and desperately try to figure out how they were getting beaten so badly. Then one day in late 2014, a ticket writer, by the name of Jerry Finkelstein, dropped his pen and it forever changed the industry. As he bent down to pick it up, he turned his body to face the wall behind him and a light bulb as bright as the sun lit up in his head. "Oh my God!", he exclaimed. "Look! That's how they've been beating us this whole time!" He pointed to the wall of TV's he was now facing that were normally positioned behind his back. The industry was changed forever from that day forward. It marked the end of an era. Probabilistic modeling was dead. The linesmakers at the sportsbooks all started watching games too. The everlasting days of 9 point moves in full game major markets was over. The markets were never more efficient. The glory days were gone. Eventually those valuable skills were passed on to even sharper incarnations of the game watchers like "drink your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard". And the rest of us will only be able to look on in awe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 Milkshake, stay clear of UNVAX specimens, play it safe pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted September 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 13 minutes ago, FISHHEAD said: Milkshake, stay clear of UNVAX specimens, play it safe pal. The guy will probably never step inside a casino again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 3 hours ago, FISHHEAD said: LOLOL, Hoffa, any volcanic action in the region??? None. Spouse left this morning for the beach to meet up with some family members for a week. It looks like it will be a quiet and peaceful week devoid of seismic or volcanic activity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 Just now, Jimmy Hoffa said: Spouse left this morning for the beach to meet up with some family members for a week. Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 Just now, FISHHEAD said: Congrats 7 Days of Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 Any updates to this debate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 Time for round two boys. Bitches go to your corners. and fight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 Milkshaker is compiling a list of names to drop as we speak. Stand by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted October 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 Only got to week 5 before throwing in the towel. Typical dumb lib. Any little bit of criticism and it’s either block or quit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted November 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 Can someone get the guy a 3 ring punch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted November 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 I have been using excel since 2006. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 I hear he's selling basketball packages. So many suckers out there still buying picks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted November 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 My hand hurts just looking at that. excel much easier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 Too much data. There's a human element to sports that the data nuts don't account for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted May 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Does he know you can get a decent used laptop for $50? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 How’s everyone holding up today? Tough day for us all…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 I'll pray for MilkMaid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 What kind of straight male names their fucking dog Smoochee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 7 minutes ago, MonkeyF0cker said: What kind of straight male names their fucking dog Smoochee? He's a classic attention seeker. If I ever pursued a Masters degree I could write a 3 volume thesis dissecting his drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Landers Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 19 minutes ago, MonkeyF0cker said: What kind of straight male names their fucking dog Smoochee? Who said he was straight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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