KingRevolver Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Most of those broads could sink their face in dough and make monster cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeinkeToWarrick Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Iowa, Iowa State, and Michigan are where the pretty Iowa girls are located. Then they move to Chicago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Good info there, Weinker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugardaddy Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 TGF should have sent correspondents (insert Mike Yanks here) for us to get live reports, pictures, videos, and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Most of those broads could sink their face in dough and make monster cookies. Ok thats a good one. No fukkin way you thought of it yourself. Kinger who did you "borrow" that line from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 I don't know- heard it a long time ago. I think it's a "Yo Mama" joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 LOL Many gorgeous gals in Iowa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 JFC babygurl641: I'm not an sex object sry :-/ http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=101006776 Des moines, Iowa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 I love how she uses the "an" there. I guess the 's' in sex is silent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolinaKid Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Q: How can you tell if someone in Iowa is married? A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/iowajokes.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Iowa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Meanwhile in Greece the crisis has tens of thousands of women renting their bods for peanuts. Top shelf escorts charging $108 USD for an hour. http://athina.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beatrice-6980303550/4282679 http://greece.escortnews.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolinaKid Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Q: Why aren't Iowa State cheerleaders allowed to do the splits? A: They stick to the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 LOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Iowa getting buried up in here. You going to take this shit, Fish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolinaKid Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Q: Why do Hawkeyes basketball players use body heat activated deodorant? A: Because it's the closet they will come to getting a "Degree". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Iowa vs. North Carolina up in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 I live in Nevada.....a state resident here nearly 30 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gijoe066 Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 You will bounce back fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolinaKid Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Q: Why did the Iowa Hawkeyes football team cross the road? A: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolinaKid Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Q: How is a Northern Iowa girl different from a bowling ball? A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 CK definitely wrote these jokes himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FISHHEAD Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 You will bounce back fishMany told me that 25 years ago.....still waiting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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