Jimmy Hoffa Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 While cleaning-up this morning I discovered that I was missing 2 salad forks, a table knife and a teaspoon. Odd... The Roomba found a knife beside a floor lamp, okay. A thorough search later and the remaining 3 pieces are still missing. I'm going to exempt the current residents (for now), and focus on the Canadian lodgers. How weird would it look if I wandered around them and their belongings with a metal detector pretending to be fiddling around around with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatboatboat Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 keep sakes for future shadow boxes celebrating the occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 A quick internet search shows that monkeys often steal from humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Probably got thrown out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shooterman Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 We had a kid from the Navy over one holiday and we were missing silverware and a fkn cake cutter that was a couple of centuries old. The little toad had thrown everything that was not a glass or plate into the garbage. We just wrote it off to his being from Illinois... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Professor said: Probably got thrown out I hadn't thought of that. I'll sweep the trash before I shakedown my guests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 If they swing by next year use paper plates, solo cups and plastic silverware Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, shooterman said: We had a kid from the Navy over one holiday and we were missing silverware and a fkn cake cutter that was a couple of centuries old. The little toad had thrown everything that was not a glass or plate into the garbage. We just wrote it off to his being from Illinois... People don't understand that an incomplete set is a big deal. A cake cutter from an antique set is irreplaceable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 minute ago, housepicks said: If they swing by next year use paper plates, solo cups and plastic silverware If I can't find these pieces they can eat from a trough next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatboatboat Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Ted currently looking for following missing items. 2 sporks,Special edition Mi Casa Taco Mio collector tumbler, Olive Garden take home 4 segmented plastic to go container. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 *adding johnnys hidden bottle of vodka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, housepicks said: *adding johnnys hidden bottle of vodka Monarch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Hustle Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Hoffa i want to play poker pal. Put me in the Ungar Room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Losco Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 ted pawned it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Monarch? I’m gonna guess Tito’s. Can’t fuck Teddy’s fat ass daughter with some shit vodka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatboatboat Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 House no need to bring anyone other than Ged into it please plenty enough to rail him about on his own Thank You Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Do what you gotta do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatboatboat Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 I just did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 I like the way you rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 I wanna buy you a shirt BBB. Pick one out from nine line and I’m gonna pp you the money. https://www.ninelineapparel.com/ I like ones that have the logo on the left. A flag on the right arm and have design in the back. Pick one of those please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Ok forget it then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Professor said: Probably got thrown out Yup, someone thought they were being helpful and cleaned up some dishes, accidentally threw them in the trash with uneaten food or napkins . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 I swept the guest rooms with my metal detector, and came up empty for silverware.I did learn that they failed to follow the house rules about loaded weapons and alcohol consumption, that disappoints me... If they pass out early I'm going to sweep their rental car for the missing silverware tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Do a full body cavity search on your Canadian Brethren,we’re use to smuggling stuff in and out of America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 How long are you entertaining these Monday’s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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