housepicks Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 They are gonna stink up the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGS 9.5 Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 18 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: I swept the guest rooms with my metal detector, and came up empty for silverware.I did learn that they failed to follow the house rules about loaded weapons and alcohol consumption, that disappoints me... If they pass out early I'm going to sweep their rental car for the missing silverware tonight. What are your house rules for alcohol consumption? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Hustle Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 23 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: I swept the guest rooms with my metal detector, and came up empty for silverware.I did learn that they failed to follow the house rules about loaded weapons and alcohol consumption, that disappoints me... If they pass out early I'm going to sweep their rental car for the missing silverware tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatboatboat Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Its a must Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 21 minutes ago, housepicks said: How long are you entertaining these Monday’s? Likely gone by Tuesday if not much, much sooner. 12 minutes ago, BGS 9.5 said: What are your house rules for alcohol consumption? Guests must maintain firearms in an unloaded condition while consuming alcohol indoors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGS 9.5 Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Likely gone by Tuesday if not much, much sooner. Guests must maintain firearms in an unloaded condition while consuming alcohol indoors. Gotcha, thought maybe 2 different things. Carry on the household enforcement Hoffa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 One of your family members marry a shfartza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted November 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 10 minutes ago, housepicks said: One of your family members marry a shfartza? Negative. The lineage remains intact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstripe Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 Sounds like you may need to have a quick Trial Hate to go these extremes but sometimes its gotta happen Best to schedule the day before departures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted November 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 I need some evidence prior to the interrogation and subsequent trial Stripe. I'm exploring a larger conspiracy now... The fulltime residents here could steal silverware anytime if they wanted to. Perhaps, one of the fulltimers harbors dislike for one or all of the visitors and has hidden the items in an attempt to generate dislike for the Canuck(s)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 Monday’s are easy to fool. Act like you want to play Judge Mathis as some sort of game night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstripe Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: I need some evidence prior to the interrogation and subsequent trial Stripe. I'm exploring a larger conspiracy now... The fulltime residents here could steal silverware anytime if they wanted to. Perhaps, one of the fulltimers harbors dislike for one or all of the visitors and has hidden the items in an attempt to generate dislike for the Canuck(s)? Sounds like this could be a whole lot deeper then I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted November 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 34 minutes ago, redstripe said: Sounds like this could be a whole lot deeper then I thought. Two of the fulltimers have had prior issues with the Canucks so I'm widening the dragnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 Why are you hosting shitheads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted November 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 minute ago, housepicks said: Why are you hosting shitheads? They aren't shitheads, but the silverware thing is disappointing. I don't want an incomplete set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstripe Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 Just to be clear before we take this to level 2 Alert status. Have you swept the trash to be sure ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted November 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, redstripe said: Just to be clear before we take this to level 2 Alert status. Have you swept the trash to be sure ? Confirmed. Anything metal was examined. I may initiate audio surveillance on my niece first. I reviewed the holiday photos and she was wearing a bulky sweater thing with pockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstripe Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 Just now, Jimmy Hoffa said: Confirmed. Anything metal was examined. I may initiate audio surveillance on my niece first. I reviewed the holiday photos and she was wearing a bulky sweater thing with pockets. Good Start ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 12 hours ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Confirmed. Anything metal was examined. I may initiate audio surveillance on my niece first. I reviewed the holiday photos and she was wearing a bulky sweater thing with pockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGS 9.5 Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 Jimmy, how goes the infamous silverware hunt of 2020? Suspects apprehended and dealt with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstripe Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 Audio surveillance equipment in place ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted November 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 I listed to my nieces giggling for almost 2 painful hours about boys. I've methodically eliminated 3 suspects through carefully executed interrogations and withholding of food and monetary funds. The focus has returned to the Canucks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 You are making this a lot harder than it needs to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 A lot harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 “I’m missing silverware, and I’m pissed. Everyone here is guilty right now. Where are my fucking spoons” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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