RaiseThese Posted January 30, 2021 Report Share Posted January 30, 2021 Tempers have been heated lately so lets cool things off and laugh with your best or worst jokes Ill start off with biggest jokes on TGF ChumpoBot, HeinzFraud, ZZnocash, AJT,SamLooser I kid , I kid .... So dude is at work talking to his buddy. Dude" Im so ashamed at my drunkedness, last night I got so fucked up I was stumbling over furniture, breaking shit and blowing chunks all over the house" Buddy"No big deal bro, it happens to the best of us" Dude" You dont understand Chunks is the dog" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted January 30, 2021 Report Share Posted January 30, 2021 2 out of 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiseThese Posted January 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, mikeman said: 2 out of 10. Ah they are LIB bitches but I still give them a little better grade also chunks is the dog.....feel free to contribute Dr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RaiseThese Posted January 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, FISHHEAD said: If I laughed at your joke this is my response. If you dont see it then try harder or stalk me more to gain attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richsox24 Posted January 30, 2021 Report Share Posted January 30, 2021 How does a joke thread turn political within the first couple posts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiseThese Posted January 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, richsox24 said: How does a joke thread turn political within the first couple posts? Plenty of humor in politics but........ Shit you can cry politics about almost anything. Find me more than just a hanful of Topics on the first page that one cant turn in something political. Its either funny or its not You gotta joke or you want to be like Chumpo and report this thread to the Gestapo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjt Posted January 30, 2021 Report Share Posted January 30, 2021 When do the jokes start? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiseThese Posted January 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2021 9 minutes ago, rjt said: When do the jokes start? As soon as you walk in the door. Got a good one or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted January 30, 2021 Report Share Posted January 30, 2021 A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender hands him the drink and waits for payment, the duck replies...put it on my bill. Badaboom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 1 hour ago, RaiseThese said: Tempers have been heated lately so lets cool things off and laugh with your best or worst jokes Ill start off with biggest jokes on TGF ChumpoBot, HeinzFraud, ZZnocash, AJT,SamLooser I kid , I kid .... So dude is at work talking to his buddy. Dude" Im so ashamed at my drunkedness, last night I got so fucked up I was stumbling over furniture, breaking shit and blowing chunks all over the house" Buddy"No big deal bro, it happens to the best of us" Dude" You dont understand Chunks is the dog" You are the Biggest (and Most Embarrassing) Piece of Shit on all of these gambling forums. And, you ALWAYS Have Been. You make Delusional, Laughingstock POS (Like Brock and Hank) appear honorable. You are a Complete Piece of Shit and you got Completely BURIED by the way that your Trump Mouthshit threads were merged. The Way that your Trump Parroted MOUTHSHITS Were Merged, Represents the Biggest BURIAL in Forum History. And, Everybody KNOWS That. ^Tbe Above 6 Sentences are Universally Accepted (and Utterly Inarguable). An Insignificant, Totally Delusional, Irrelevant, Totally Unworthy of any Respect, Known Slow Pay/STIFFF Piece of Shit (like You--Who has to make 10 Threads every time that Trump Shits Down Your Throat) posting the Delusional Shit in the OP is Beyond Laughable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 37 minutes ago, richsox24 said: How does a joke thread turn political within the first couple posts? Obviously This Bullshit RT Tgread NEEDS to be Sandboxed (or Merged into the Master Political Thread). RT needs to be BANNED, Put on Post Review, or only allowed to post in the Sandbox. That RT Piece of Shit just keeps crossing the line and won't shut up. The Mods need to step in and BAN that RT Piece of Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 Take a fucking break asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 1 hour ago, housepicks said: Take a fucking break asshole Guy is sick in the head. It’s sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiseThese Posted January 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 4 minutes ago, joeybagadonuts said: Guy is sick in the head. It’s sad. chumpo is a bot, not a real person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRWager Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 I’ve seen enough. If you guys can’t stop making every thread about politics, both of you will be banned. Consider this the final warning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiseThese Posted January 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 Brutal I didnt make any political jokes that was Fishhead who cut a funny Obama joke. This was not a politital thread I was trying to make a fun thread WTF Why you keep lumping me in with this psycho who is doing a great job of causing chaos when there really is none? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiseThese Posted January 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 I guess Milwaukee Mike was pretty spot on with his assement of things. He knows quite a bit more that I do . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 12 hours ago, HRWager said: I’ve seen enough. If you guys can’t stop making every thread about politics, both of you will be banned. Consider this the final warning. Finally,the voice or reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiseThese Posted January 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 2 hours ago, Dingo said: Finally,the voice or reason Nor sure what is reasonable about letting a psycho snitch bot ruin a joke thread. But i am reminded of the Killing Joke,,,,Joker tells it at 1:30, reminds me of TGF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 15 hours ago, HRWager said: I’ve seen enough. If you guys can’t stop making every thread about politics, both of you will be banned. Consider this the final warning. I have already declared a Truce and have said that I am going to lay off the political.shit. It is RT who keeps running up every thread with his Bullshit. Don't drag me into this. If RT had put all of his Political Bullshit in the ONE master political thread, I wouldn't have be put in a position to demand equal time. And, he is already back at it today, fukking up the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiseThese Posted January 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 Im now remembering the one about the LIE detector bot that slaps anyone who tells a lie Dad brings it to dinner table and asks son why he was so late coming home today Kid"We were watching a movie at Tims for a school assignment" Bot slaps the kid, Dad says tell the truth Kid" Ok , it was a porno film" Dad"You should be ashamed, I never lied to my parents growing up" Bot, slaps the dad, Mom laughs her ass off Mom" Well he is certainly your son" Bot slaps the wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiseThese Posted February 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2021 Ill make one more run at this, in celebration of Black History Month and BLM getting a Nobel nomination maybe these jokes will get some traction 2 black guys walk past a store with a sign that reads "Turn White only $99" "Sheeet always wanted to have that white privilege" One of them just sold his foodstamps and happens to have a $100 bill on him" His buddy is broke but says hold on and robs the corner market and makes out with $98 After much deliberation they figure out "Hey man, Ill go in and get mines and ill have a dollar in change, then I comes out and give you dollar and you get yours" Well after an hour the guy comes out, standing tall and white with square shoulders and his head held high....his black buddy is like "Got damn man, I wants that now,,,give me that dollar so I can get mines" His now white friend looks at him, frowns up a bit and says " Fuck you nignog , get yourself a job" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiseThese Posted February 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2021 Black man picks up girl at nightclub . They get to his place She says "show me its true what they say about black guys" So he stabs her and robs her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted February 2, 2021 Report Share Posted February 2, 2021 No Soap...RADIO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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